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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Sam Altman is like if the guy who invented the gun gave one to everyone on the planet, got rich selling subscriptions for extra bullets - then didn’t understand why everyone isn’t super happy for him

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sometimes I wonder why my reels don't do so well and then I'm like 'oh yeah'

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I ran a standup open mic for years and this is just what audiences do when there’s a prick on the stage bombing really hard on purpose

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Feeling an ancestral urge to defend the Kingdom of Mercia rn

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11m ago

“King Haakon VIII takes the throne in Norway following the death of his father”

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

if you did badly in your science GCSE today don't worry - one day you might write a dodgy one liner about it in your fringe show. (You will still need a day job though to fund that obviously so fingers crossed you did alright in some other stuff)

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just a great piece of comedy writing this

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I’m in the Times today! Tickets to my fringe show ARE still available

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

My book "embarrassment (and my usual excuses)" is now available on a niche, indie website you may not of heard of called "Amazon". Other ways to buy it are available but anyone who buys it from anywhere gets a big 'ol kiss from me amzn.eu/d/0b5laagH

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embarrassment (and my usual excuses): stories

Buy embarrassment (and my usual excuses): stories by Kitson, Alex (ISBN: 9781066729296) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

My book is out next week - but you can preorder a signed copy of it HERE ko-fi.com/s/3984568233

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Why have they stuck the only female pundit in a kitchen

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Always maintained that the successor of Pope John-Paul should have been Pope George-Ringo

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

They say you are what you eat. But I’ve never eaten a formulaic joke writer

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I’ve finished my book. It will be available to buy soon. More to follow as we get it

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

why doesn’t Jaws end with “Fin” - it’s right there come on spielberg be a laugh for once

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Forgive and forget ❌ Recall and resent ✅

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Guys you won’t believe what just happened 😭

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Feeling proud of myself rn. It’s been ages since my last fall

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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 04/05/2026

Cannot wait to watch these! Highly rec.

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Put that link on accidentally but here’s my YouTube channel where both the shows are youtube.com/@alexkitson5...

youtube.com

Alex Kitson

comidian and writor https://linktr.ee/AlexKitson

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I don’t have an agent and I self produced two hours in two years shows while working a full-time job - so I’m quite proud of them. ONLY being sincere on Bluesky where I think my reach goes (slightly) beyond the UK comedy industry lol

job.so

8.LA

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Yesterday I put my two Edinburgh Fringe shows from 2024+2025 to YouTube. One got nominated for a few awards and the other was one of the best reviewed shows at the festival. Link in bio

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I’m putting both my hours of standup on YouTube on Sunday if that is of interest

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I never understood osmosis at school. Hard to say exactly why, but whenever my teacher mentioned it my brain would go from a level of high concentration to a level of low concentration

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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