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Alex Karne

@alexkarne.com
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Cuban-American indie author trying to bring joy to the world. Currently working on becoming my best self. Loves writing Cozy Fantasy and LitRPGs. www.patreon.com/TheDeliciousMeats

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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 29/06/2026
With acting skills that great, you should win a Tony.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 29/06/2026
Fun one about why Hollywood is so screwed up: People tend to pursue big wins with low chances of success over sure things that are boring. So, execs know that making 10 indie films for 30M each is going to make them more money, but they would rather risk it all on a blockbuster... for the thrill.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 29/06/2026
✨ quote post! introduce yourself! ✨ name: Alex Karne pronouns: He/Him fav fantasy creature: Fae tricksters fav book last year: Ghost in the City fav book so far this year: Ultimate Level 1 current fav movie: Prime current fav show: Ted Lasso ... and a gif/meme!
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The Sword In The Stone: Merlin's Magic
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 04/06/2026
Bael-Sharoth: I'm in wealth creation.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2026
It always cracks me up when people say that (insert current grift) is a scam, and wonder when people will wake up. Dude, they know. They just haven't found another scam to switch over to yet.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/12/2025
"Also, what is the longevity of your design? Maybe cats in space (for example) is your passion today, but that could change..." #redditoutofcontext
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 19/12/2025
I'm really digging this cover, and it's nice to see small bands making music.
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White Rabbit - Vintage Voltage ft. Hattie Chandler
YouTube video by Vintage Voltage - 60s & 70s Rock Tribute
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Cathy Kimport @purpleninjagrrl.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Urban fantasy flipped upside-down: monsters saving the world from the humans who threaten to destroy it
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 12/12/2025
Me: I should be writing. ADHD: The best I can do is hyper fixation on guitar wiring.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 12/12/2025
A little girl summons a demon to open a jar of tomato sauce.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 07/11/2025
🎶 Why ya gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too! 🎶
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 07/11/2025
It would change a lot, because he's an artificer dating a werewolf who gets all hot and bothered by firepower... and one gun is not enough.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 20/08/2025
Alright! It looks like Magic Murder Cube Marine is off to a great start! Day two, and it's starting to climb. People really seem to like it! If you are into #litRPG #fantasy or #comedy help an indie author out, give it a read! www.amazon.com/gp/product/B... #booksky #kindle #books
A screenshot showing that Magic Murder Cube Marine is rising in the rankings for LitRPG, Military Fantasy and Humorous Fantasy
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 20/08/2025
Eventually! One is in the works, but I don't have a timeline yet, so I'll do an announcement when we're further along.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 19/08/2025
Today's the day! My newest LitRPG just came out on Amazon. Give it a read if you deserve a good laugh.
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Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One
Amazon.com: Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One eBook : Karne, Alex: Kindle Store
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Emerald Scribe Book Editing @theshaggyshepherd.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Hear this, yall? Soul Guardian is on sale! I just finished it earlier and loved it. So charming and funny.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 09/08/2025
It actually just went on sale too, so your timing is impeccable.
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Soul Guardian
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Things were going great for the demon Bael-Sharoth until a little girl summoned him to open a jar of tomato sauce. Now he's trapped in the human world along...
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 09/08/2025
Hey #booksky my latest book is on sale right now for $5.99 on audible. And they knocked it out of the park with the narration, if you like heartwarming books and deserve some cozy fantasy in your life, now would be a great time to buy it. www.audible.com/pd/Soul-Guar...
A promotion showing that Soul Guardian is on sale for 5.99 on audible.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 09/08/2025
Hello covid my old friend I've come to cough with you again Because a headache softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the fog that was planted in my brain Still remains Because this fucking virus
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Mango Media @mango-media.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Beneath the Dragoneye Moons special edition hardcovers have arrived! Check out the kickstarter because this is the only chance to get these! www.kickstarter.com/projects/btd... 🪐📚 💙📚 #booksky
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Beneath the Dragoneye Moons Complete Collector's Edition Set
The Fan-Favorite Series, Now in Spellbinding Special Editions.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/06/2025
Good stuff! We should chat or collaborate sometime. I'd be curious to talk about joint issues and lifting to see if your experiences mirror my own.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/06/2025
Hells yeah! Followed.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 20/06/2025
If you're thinking about packing a go bag, or a get home bag for your car, do it. Not because of zombies, but because accidents happen. That duct tape, medical gear, spare food, and medicine can be the difference between having a miserable time, and being pretty okay.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 20/06/2025
And the HPV vaccine helps prevent head and throat cancer in men. So, really everyone should get it.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 20/06/2025
It might actually be the opposite. In terminal ballistics there's something called "neck" that is the time between entry and expansion. Once a bullet expands, it dumps energy and can more effectively wound. In people that are very skinny, a bullet can "pencil through" without expansion.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 18/06/2025
Ah yes, I feel like garbage but the question is, am I sick? Is my body rebelling because I'm on a diet? Or is something else going on? Because my normal morning walk wiped me out. I'm down to 178 lbs from 230 in January. With the goal of 170. So, either way I'm close.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 07/06/2025
If you ever feel dumb, just remember that right now someone is googling "How many days is in a week?"
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 01/06/2025
Swords are always great. But might I suggest the gateway drug, big ass knives? Or perhaps a wooden boken? I'm fond of the OKC Cerberus but they are hard to find and have doubled in price. Or maybe a nice carbon steel mora knife? Cheap and amazing.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 31/05/2025
I just heard the term "Gymcel" for the first time today. And yeah, that sums up what I'm seeing with fitness influencers. This shit is problematic.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2025
Yeah. After I trashed my shoulder I suddenly became aware of barometric pressure changes. It's better now. But that was rough.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2025
I just spent 2 weeks recovering from a back injury so I'm easing back into it. Who knew that people only had so many spoons? I'm currently considering redoing or shelving book 4 because it needs a lot of work.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2025
Oh, he's terrible at most things. But I feel like he never would have made it out of the starting area if this was a video game. Granted, he always relies on other people to carry him. Both in life and in games. So, perhaps he just sucks overall?
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2025
Ah! That makes sense. I'm currently writing three series with a 4th on the back burner and I'm like... this is a lot.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2025
Agreed. I've actually used under water basket weaving, and rope making. It's a super useful skill if you spend a lot of time outdoors.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2025
He can't be in a video game. Musk sucks at video games.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2025
My least favorite ones are the scammers who pretend to be fans. I'll get a message on Royal Road or here, that says they loved Soul Guardian. And I know from the format that it's probably spam. But I reply so I don't alienate a genuine fan if I'm wrong.
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✷ martu 🐸 ✷ @martissey.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2025
I'd say, start another so that you don't lose the habit of writing regularly. I was waiting on some stuff from a pub for 6 months, and decided to hold off on the sequel until I got feedback. Totally broke my writing habit.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2025
Shine means both to emit light, and be bright because of reflected light. "Shine a light in dark places."
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2025
Same! I usually sleep like a brick, but last night, not so much. There must be something in the air tonight. Oh lord. *Drum Solo*
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2025
Vampire: Uh, I'm here to meet Bella? Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there?
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 29/05/2025
I made the mistake of mentioning an idea for a new series to a pub. I was already writing three series for three different pubs, and now I've got a fourth one to shop around. I feel blessed, but also a bit ragged.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 29/05/2025
A clip of Rocky Horror Picture Show being performed on stage in Korean just came across my feed, and it was glorious.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 27/05/2025
I'd start with that, and do it right now. That way you are at least getting some traction with the habit and there is no barrier to entry.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 27/05/2025
I will say this, make a shortcut to your home screen that connects directly to the document. If you just want to write stuff down, keep or Google docs is great. Just put the date at the beginning of each entry and put the new ones BEFORE the old ones. Less scrolling.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 27/05/2025
I'm working on something similar for tracking my workouts. I feel like there has to be a way. But I'd probably just make one sheet per month ahead of time and put the dates already in it, that way I can just scroll down and go. Plus, if I miss a day the gap will be obvious.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 27/05/2025
Google Sheets?
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 27/05/2025
I mean, it can. But it will be a Wilhelm scream.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 27/05/2025
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How To Do Push Ups with Antranik
YouTube video by Antranik Kizirian
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