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Alex Karne

@alexkarne.com
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Cuban-American indie author trying to bring joy to the world. Currently working on becoming my best self. Loves writing Cozy Fantasy and LitRPGs. www.patreon.com/TheDeliciousMeats

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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 29/06/2026
Fun one about why Hollywood is so screwed up: People tend to pursue big wins with low chances of success over sure things that are boring. So, execs know that making 10 indie films for 30M each is going to make them more money, but they would rather risk it all on a blockbuster... for the thrill.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 29/06/2026
✨ quote post! introduce yourself! ✨ name: Alex Karne pronouns: He/Him fav fantasy creature: Fae tricksters fav book last year: Ghost in the City fav book so far this year: Ultimate Level 1 current fav movie: Prime current fav show: Ted Lasso ... and a gif/meme!
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The Sword In The Stone: Merlin's Magic
ALT: The Sword In The Stone: Merlin's Magic
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 04/06/2026
Bael-Sharoth: I'm in wealth creation.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2026
It always cracks me up when people say that (insert current grift) is a scam, and wonder when people will wake up. Dude, they know. They just haven't found another scam to switch over to yet.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/12/2025
"Also, what is the longevity of your design? Maybe cats in space (for example) is your passion today, but that could change..." #redditoutofcontext
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 19/12/2025
I'm really digging this cover, and it's nice to see small bands making music.
youtu.be
White Rabbit - Vintage Voltage ft. Hattie Chandler
YouTube video by Vintage Voltage - 60s & 70s Rock Tribute
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Cathy Kimport @purpleninjagrrl.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Urban fantasy flipped upside-down: monsters saving the world from the humans who threaten to destroy it
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 12/12/2025
Me: I should be writing. ADHD: The best I can do is hyper fixation on guitar wiring.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 07/11/2025
🎶 Why ya gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too! 🎶
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 07/11/2025
It would change a lot, because he's an artificer dating a werewolf who gets all hot and bothered by firepower... and one gun is not enough.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 20/08/2025
Alright! It looks like Magic Murder Cube Marine is off to a great start! Day two, and it's starting to climb. People really seem to like it! If you are into #litRPG #fantasy or #comedy help an indie author out, give it a read! www.amazon.com/gp/product/B... #booksky #kindle #books
A screenshot showing that Magic Murder Cube Marine is rising in the rankings for LitRPG, Military Fantasy and Humorous Fantasy
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 19/08/2025
Today's the day! My newest LitRPG just came out on Amazon. Give it a read if you deserve a good laugh.
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Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One
Amazon.com: Magic Murder Cube Marine - Book One eBook : Karne, Alex: Kindle Store
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Emerald Scribe Book Editing @theshaggyshepherd.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Hear this, yall? Soul Guardian is on sale! I just finished it earlier and loved it. So charming and funny.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 09/08/2025
Hey #booksky my latest book is on sale right now for $5.99 on audible. And they knocked it out of the park with the narration, if you like heartwarming books and deserve some cozy fantasy in your life, now would be a great time to buy it. www.audible.com/pd/Soul-Guar...
A promotion showing that Soul Guardian is on sale for 5.99 on audible.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 09/08/2025
Hello covid my old friend I've come to cough with you again Because a headache softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the fog that was planted in my brain Still remains Because this fucking virus
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Mango Media @mango-media.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Beneath the Dragoneye Moons special edition hardcovers have arrived! Check out the kickstarter because this is the only chance to get these! www.kickstarter.com/projects/btd... 🪐📚 💙📚 #booksky
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Beneath the Dragoneye Moons Complete Collector's Edition Set
The Fan-Favorite Series, Now in Spellbinding Special Editions.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 20/06/2025
If you're thinking about packing a go bag, or a get home bag for your car, do it. Not because of zombies, but because accidents happen. That duct tape, medical gear, spare food, and medicine can be the difference between having a miserable time, and being pretty okay.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 18/06/2025
Ah yes, I feel like garbage but the question is, am I sick? Is my body rebelling because I'm on a diet? Or is something else going on? Because my normal morning walk wiped me out. I'm down to 178 lbs from 230 in January. With the goal of 170. So, either way I'm close.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 07/06/2025
If you ever feel dumb, just remember that right now someone is googling "How many days is in a week?"
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 31/05/2025
I just heard the term "Gymcel" for the first time today. And yeah, that sums up what I'm seeing with fitness influencers. This shit is problematic.
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✷ martu 🐸 ✷ @martissey.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/05/2025
Vampire: Uh, I'm here to meet Bella? Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there?
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 29/05/2025
A clip of Rocky Horror Picture Show being performed on stage in Korean just came across my feed, and it was glorious.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 27/05/2025
I mean, it can. But it will be a Wilhelm scream.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 27/05/2025
@gailsimone.bsky.social A shout out to the time when I went to a panel, was mistaken for a press photographer (I was dressed terribly and had a big camera), and got to meet Gail. It was fun. Would recommend. I didn't stand in line once that entire convention.
A photo of Gail with Stan Lee
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 26/05/2025
When you develop a new issue, but it "often affects highly active people". A win is a win.
Snapping Hip Syndrome
Snapping hip syndrome is a condition where you feel a popping sound or snapping sensation in your hip joint. It often affects highly active people and is usually harmless.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/05/2025
That moment when you see a post starting to break containment and you preemptively turn off the replies.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/05/2025
Someone recently mentioned that it's only a matter of time before GenAI starts being used to serve ads. Imagine how much Coke would pay to have their product be the default whenever anyone wants an image of a soda. Or companies figuring out ways to do SEO so LLMs mention them.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/05/2025
It would be hilarious if we somehow managed to create a new Satanic Panic about genAI and how these Machine Devils were sent by Satan to corrupt our youth. There has to be a story somewhere about a person who realized they were gay after talking to AI, or became an atheist.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/05/2025
Spotify is literally ripping off artists both in terms of Royalties, and by copying their music to avoid paying out. I recently started moving away from algorithmic streaming, and man, there are so many old favorites I hadn't heard in a while. Like old goth / industrial stuff. Good times.
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 24/05/2025
The mints are in herb jail.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/05/2025
Happy birthday! Your art is AMAZING.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/05/2025
Agreed. Flat pack furniture didn't make regular furniture makers into millionaires. It reduced the amount of people buying real wood furniture.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 22/05/2025
If you're having a rough day, might I suggest some cozy art and books to help you make it through this troubling time?
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 22/05/2025
Also, be sure to stock up on tea and plushies, and look at cute art.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 22/05/2025
I need to read more Spanish literature. Anyone have a favorite book they would suggest?
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 22/05/2025
Ok, let's see how well this morning's attempt at walking goes. Before the injury I was doing 3 miles every morning. Yesterday I was able to walk around the house a bit, and do some very basic exercises. The goal for today is to walk around the block, and if that goes well, maybe down the street.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 21/05/2025
Well, I'm able to walk around a bit again. And I'm doing some light exercise. But this definitely has not been a pleasant experience.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 18/05/2025
Microwaving a mug of tea to summon @gailsimone.bsky.social What are some of your favorite Time Loop stories? I'm looking for inspiration. And I'm really curious what stories you like.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 18/05/2025
I'm looking for time loop inspiration. It has to either be available for free, on KU, or Crunch Roll. Because I am broke. But list some of your favorites. #writing #writingcommunity
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 17/05/2025
I was 230-235 lbs in January. The irony of hitting injuring myself so bad that I'm bedridden and hitting my goal weight in the same week is not lost on me.
189.8 lbs
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 16/05/2025
Add in Carrie Anne Moss and you'll have the holy Trinity.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 16/05/2025
Yeah, I absolutely screwed up my lower back. One loud pop later, and it hurts to even try to roll on my side. FML
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 15/05/2025
New stream starting now!
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 15/05/2025
I flipped a coin this morning. I was trying to decide if my character should go full murder hobo on some bandits. Heads he would, and tails he wouldn't. After the flip, I realized that both sides were heads. #writingcommunity #litRPG
A quarter.The back of a quarter, with the words Anna May Wong and a woman's face.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 15/05/2025
Genius!
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 15/05/2025
People don't understand how autism affects our relationships. I definitely feel things. I feel a lot of strong emotions. I just don't always react the same way YOU would or react to the same things YOU do. And I hate it when I'm being 100% honest about my intentions, and people don't believe me.
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Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 15/05/2025
Well, that sucked. I got over confident and tried to do a squat to see how my lower back was healing. One loud "Pop!" later and I'm stuck sitting in a chair waiting until I'm able to walk again. How is your morning going?
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