Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 20/08/2025Alright! It looks like Magic Murder Cube Marine is off to a great start! Day two, and it's starting to climb. People really seem to like it! If you are into #litRPG #fantasy or #comedy help an indie author out, give it a read! www.amazon.com/gp/product/B... #booksky #kindle #books 090
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 09/08/2025Hey #booksky my latest book is on sale right now for $5.99 on audible. And they knocked it out of the park with the narration, if you like heartwarming books and deserve some cozy fantasy in your life, now would be a great time to buy it. www.audible.com/pd/Soul-Guar... 141
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 27/05/2025@gailsimone.bsky.social A shout out to the time when I went to a panel, was mistaken for a press photographer (I was dressed terribly and had a big camera), and got to meet Gail. It was fun. Would recommend. I didn't stand in line once that entire convention. 21037
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 26/05/2025When you develop a new issue, but it "often affects highly active people". A win is a win. 010
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 17/05/2025I was 230-235 lbs in January. The irony of hitting injuring myself so bad that I'm bedridden and hitting my goal weight in the same week is not lost on me. 050
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 15/05/2025I flipped a coin this morning. I was trying to decide if my character should go full murder hobo on some bandits. Heads he would, and tails he wouldn't. After the flip, I realized that both sides were heads. #writingcommunity #litRPG 120
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 15/05/2025Well, I know what needs to find its way into one of my books. 010
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 02/05/2025Sounds like the guy who freaked out because Magic Murder Cube Marine had gay characters. I mean... the cover is a dude in pink shorts jumping onto a unicorn. 6131
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 01/05/2025I ran for the first time in years, and didn't get far. But it was better than nothing. I also found this #cursed fork. Or is it a #blursed fork? 130
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 30/04/2025As if I needed another excuse to jailbreak my Kindle.... transparent lock screens. 130
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/04/2025I'll take your advice and see how it lands. Who knows? Maybe people will think it's funny. It probably serves as a nice warning for people who aren't expecting to see random rants on weight loss, or how fitness influencers are full of shit. 1151
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/04/2025Ah, it was a 3D printed pen that accepted multiple different types of cartridges and refills so it could be tailored to their individual preferences, not a system for refilling. The actual design made it so you didn't need to grip, and it was easier to control, plus the balance was further forward. 150
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 24/04/2025Fascinating stuff. Maybe you would know, what is their criteria for a death at less than one year old? Are they including children dying during birth? Miscarriages very late in pregnancy? Because if you do ages 1-18 the numbers look radically different. 100
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 23/04/2025According to the CDC and the chart attached, the number one cause of death for children is accidents. Specifically, car accidents. More children die from accidents than suicide and and homicide combined. Hanging and poison are quickly becoming the preferred methods of suicide for adolescents. 230
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 23/04/2025RFK: Announces they're going to start registering and tracking people with autism. IBM: Funny you should mention it, but we actually have some experience with this exact thing! IBM's stock the next day: 250
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 21/04/2025Ever wonder why the photo looks so serenely peaceful, yet slightly off? Almost like something is missing? It used to be a vineyard. But a phylloxera infestation forced them to clear the land. It's the absence that sticks with us. 030
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 21/04/2025Pictured: Macy at home later when she had to leave one of her swords behind. 000
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 21/04/2025It might be safer to limit yourself to nine swords. And you shouldn't be running with swords anyway. 010
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 20/04/2025Funny you should say that. Here is a map of the different caramel pronunciations and meanings across the US. Where I live the different pronunciations mean different things, one is brittle like a hard candy, while the other is something chewy or creamy like a caramel sauce. 000
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 20/04/2025A pro tip for my #fitness friends: Gaining weight while on a diet can be a good thing, if not a great thing. It's normal to worry that your diet isn't working if your weight goes up. But overall health is what matters, and having faith in the process is key. Let me use a real world example, 230
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 19/04/2025I have one too. But it has seen better days. I accidentally smushed it and didn't realize until 6 months later. But a dear friend helped pick it out for me. And I love it so. 120
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 19/04/2025I found a loquat tree today. They're pretty good, kinda like a mix of nectarine, cherry, and something else. Maybe pear? 010
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 17/04/2025The pickled radish sprouts went great with the rest of the salad. 010
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 13/04/2025Pictured below, that one guy in the gym who does Brazilian jiu-jitsu, benches half a ton, and is the sweetest human that ever lived. 140
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 13/04/2025It's amazing how the right person can bring it out of you. I wrote this in a Chilis, to explain to my girlfriend why I spent so much time tending to the garden. 080
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 12/04/2025We got up early to have tea and watch the sun rise. Blown Away, 2008 010
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 12/04/2025Repost with a photo of seafront/shoreline/beach that you took. None of us knew it, but this would be the last time we saw the sunrise together. Friends on a beach, 2008. 020
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 12/04/2025Did I just lose 8 pounds in six days? Nope. I actually lost 3. Let me explain. Glycogen makes up 5% of muscle mass. When you lower carbs, like on a high protein modified fast, it is depleted. Once you go off the diet, the fat stays gone. But the muscles fill up again. Which is pretty much ideal. 010
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 12/04/2025Neat! Numbers continue to go up. Maybe I'm getting a little traction. 031
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 12/04/2025Any of these fine people into cozy fantasy? Perhaps some Good Omens x Hazbin Hotel vibes? Because it's become a running joke that Soul Guardian has hundreds of ratings, yet none of the book influencers seem to know it exists. Someone actually wrote that in a review on Goodreads. 000
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 10/04/2025Warning! Nerdy fitness stuff ahead. I need to work on my grip, and the best way to strengthen any muscle (just talking strength, not hypertrophy) is by raising the amount of weight. You need to increase the weight, to increase strength. Now, one very important thing to note about grip strength. 120
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 10/04/2025Ay! I managed to get a screenshot of my book at exactly 200 ratings. Pretty darn good for an indie author publishing their debut novel. 3122
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 06/04/2025I've been working hard to take better care of myself and it's starting to really pay off. I was 227 pounds in January, and now I'm down to 207. The first picture was taken on January 26th, the other one was taken today. I'm also feeling way better, and writing more! 150
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 06/04/2025What? I finally hit #6 in Satire Fiction! That's pretty freaking cool. 280
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 06/04/2025It's pretty cool to see people posting picture of my book, now that it's finally available in paperback.* *Picture was shamelessly stolen from Wendell. 2152
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 05/04/2025Yeah, #booktok. What's with that? For real though, if you follow someone who talks about romance or cozy comedy, let them know my book exists. I'd like to see Soul Guardian do well. #writing 000
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 05/04/2025Soul Guardian just climbed to the top 20 in all its categories! I just need a few more sales to snag a top spot, and hopefully a bestseller tag. Any help I can get is appreciated. If you like well written cozy fantasy, buy my book. It's really good. a.co/d/iRcQpNG #writing #booksky 071
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 03/04/2025A weed can grow through concrete because it prioritizes its own survival. You only have so much energy to give, don't waste it on people who don't appreciate you. 010
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 23/03/2025"Alex! Why are you dressed up as Jeff from Marvel Rivals?" "For the ladies." "What?" "Well, you know what they say. Women go crazy for a shark dressed man." 030
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 18/03/2025That's pretty cool! My first book just hit 100 ratings on Goodreads. 3233
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 18/02/2025Minor success! My new story just hit 100 ratings! That's pretty freaking cool! 1131
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 12/02/2025Does the BINGO song refer to the dog, or the farmer? "There was a farmer had a dog, And Bingo was his name-o." My take? While it's ambiguous in the modern song, Bingo referred to the dog in the original. Therefore, Bingo is the dog. 051
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 11/02/2025It's probably a toss up between: "Reasonably Priced Icarus" And "Exit, Pursued by Hellcats" 020
Alex Karne @alexkarne.com · 11/02/2025Two weeks in and we're at 83 reviews and a 4.8 star average! Pretty freaking cool. It should pass a hundred by the weekend. If you've been putting off reading Soul Guardian, maybe because you don't know if you like cozy or romance, this is your sign to give it a shot. a.co/d/87lGIQ0 2111