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AlexW

@alexeditingroom.bsky.social
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Movie nut, parody writer, accidental saviour of The Editing Room. Lover of tabletop games, Doctor Who, MCU, Leafs & Sceptres, key lime pie, IPA, and bad puns. You can find my silly parody scripts at www.the-editing-room.com/author/ale…

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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Keep your eyes peeled gang, that monster is supposed to be around here somewhere—“ “ZOIKS!” “SCOOB!” “Wait a sec, that’s Professor Daisy, from the Institute!”
In the foreground, a dog toy that looks like the Mystery Machine with the Scooby Gang inside. Behind them a large dog looks for something to play withThe dog grabs the Mystery Machine!Dog shakes the Machine all aboutDog releases our heroes—the van is tipped over but otherwise intact (for now)
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If your DUNE movie lasts more than four hours you may need to see a director
Dune 3 poster with some kind of giant dildo thing
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just noticed this fun detail at local burger place
Drink dispenser with Black Cherry drink, iced tea, and pink lemonade. Each is labelled but the ice tea just has a photo of Ice T on itClose up of Ice T ice tea (it’s a black and white pic from his rap heyday)
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who’s the most chaotic choice to give the One Ring to?
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Adrian Pimento's Iconic Entrance: Pimento's Here!
Alt: Adrian Pimento's Iconic Entrance: Pimento's Here!
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hear me out: what if the Muppets fight vampires and Blade hosts a variety show
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
SILO season 4 will have many big questions to answer, not the least of which will be DID PETER GABRIEL MAKE IT INTO SILO ONE
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looking for a distraction? Why not read a bunch of silly jokes I wrote about Spider-Man 🤪🕷️ www.the-editing-room.com/spider-man-b...
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day: The Abridged Script
"Wait a sec, I thought only my fingers and toes stuck to surfaces..."
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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚖 @the-editing-room.com · 02/09/2026
Yeesh, ANOTHER Holland/Zendaya/Bernthal vehicle already?!? "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" is abridged: #SpiderManBrandNewDay
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day: The Abridged Script
"Wait a sec, I thought only my fingers and toes stuck to surfaces..."
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BabsStabs🇨🇦 @aquabirdie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Daisy loves Lake Ontario which is beautiful in the sunrise.
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BREAKING: Mark Carney announces that the New York Yankees are now called the Poop York Diaper Fetishes
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger: The Ramhundreds
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Orpheus (Cocteau, 1950) The Thing (1982) Twilight of the Ice Nymphs waydowntown The Matrix Reloaded Hot Fuzz Videodrome Let the Right One In (both) Spice World Hard Core Logo 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould Hard Boiled Ringu Thunderbolts*
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the glass is half empty Pessimist: the glass is half full Poisoner: how did u know I poisoned the water
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Jean Yoon @jeanyoon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dear Toronto, in case you have forgotten, Brad Bradford is a guy who was all in on shutting down the Science Centre. He’s on Doug Ford’s team and all that implies - Jets on the island, a swampy lake, torn down bike lanes, reduced social services. Toronto we can’t fall for this nonsense again.
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
TONY STARK—Ego Narcissist Dad who tries to make Peter into a mini-Tony STEPHEN STRANGE—Detached Fun Dad who uses lavish gifts instead of actual connection (“I altered reality for you, now scram”) FRANK CASTLE—Best Dad who has a mutually respectful relationship with Peter and owns his mistakes
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Please enjoy a dumb cartoon I drew over 30 years ago and found last weekend
Four panel comic called “Dugh the academic”. Panel 1: Dugh and a cup of coffee 2: black sludge oozes into frame 3: sludge has coffee 4; sludge transforms into person saying “Morning Dugh!” “Morning Bob” replies Dugh
Comic is black and white, poorly drawn with thick marker
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This bit from the Project Hail Mary abridged script feels a bit prophetic now (from www.the-editing-room.com/project-hail...)
Excerpt of script where Ryan Gosling complains the MCU is always ending the universe, remembers it’s not a Marvel movie and then says “Thought they finally got me”
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What if Marvel is preparing to throw a huge curveball and Downey isn’t even IN Doomsday, and Dr Doom is… evil Steve Rogers 😮😮😮
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Following up on The Odyssey’s success, New Line cinema has announced an October 2027 release date for M NIGHT SHYALAMAN’S TS ELIOT’S THE WASTELAND
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’m sorry but when it comes to 2026 movies about a guy on an impossibly long voyage who has memory issues and whose entire crew dies, where the narrative jumps around in time and featuring an amazing practical puppet effect, I still prefer PROJECT HAIL MARY
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Rachel Klima @pyroxena.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I love the Muppets, but I think they were lip syncing on that show.
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hydration break! Just don’t slaughter any cattle of Helios okay guys
Matt Damon and his wife watching World Cup finals
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
World Cup update: at 51 minutes in, Herzegovina has been subbed in for Bosnia
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You’ve imagined your last dragon
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You’ve stoned your last temple pilot
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Was anyone else reminded of this during Widow’s Bay
Dale screaming “It’s a death trap!” in Widow’s BayTodt screaming before his face melts in Raiders of the Lost Ark
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’m still far too amused that World Cup teams get walked in to music by The Alan Parsons Project
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Since Wolfram and Hart was able to harass them with utilities and taxes, it implies the detective agency was incorporated at some point, likely listing Wesley Wyndham-PRICE as CEO. So when I refer to our local Costco as “Angel Investigations” it’s really quite clever when you think about it
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Eugene Levy as Bobby Bittman on SCTV holding a preposterously oversized prop phone, bigger than him
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The band performing their song “Everyone’s Coming To New York” on stage in the dingy theatre in ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK have canceled their scheduled Freedom 250 concert in Washington DC, this leaves only Vanilla Ice and Flo Rida as the remaining artists
The band in Escape From New York playing their song “Everyone’s Coming To New York” in a dingy theatre
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Who else completely forgot they did a whole-ass Jurassic World movie less than one year ago
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Jurassic World Rebirth Logo Reveal
Alt: Jurassic World Rebirth Logo Reveal—included because for the life of me I couldn’t remember the title until I looked it up
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Carolyn Main @carolynmain
Finally made this meme thats been in my head
[screenshot of the DENNIS system from it’s always sunny in philadelphia but doctored to be columbo with his own system:
C - compliment suspect
O - offer support
L - look around
U - underdress
M - mention relative
B - be hyper vigilant
O - one more thing]
9:59 PM • 2021-11-10
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles and Grogu
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown and Grogu
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Sly and the Extended Family Stone
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Saw these cute baby geese! I’m going to name them Grace, Ken, Drive, Notebook, and Lala
A group of five goslings on a patio watched by two adult geese
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Childhood memory unlocked
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BabsStabs🇨🇦 @aquabirdie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I made this
A felted picture of a woman and three children in a field of sunflowers and a dragon breathing fire in the distance
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I appreciate these TTC posters that basically say “let’s see YOU think up five different elevator puns if you’re so fucking clever”
TTC poster for new elevator saying “An uplifting experience coming soon” Another poster saying “elevators are so uplifting”
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Top 15 tv shows ever (gut instinct only!) The Good Place The Expanse Doctor Who Brooklyn 9-9 Dark The X-Files Community Schitt’s Creek Buffy the Vampire Slayer Slow Horses The Haunting of Hill House Columbo For All Mankind Law & Order Ted Lasso
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
One Grogu After Another
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Happy Alien Day
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a hulu ad for alien earth shows an alien behind a glass
Alt: The eyeball alien, star of ALIEN: EARTH
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Been working on this art piece a long time and I think it’s finally time to share it with the world
A solid black screen of an image failing to load because apparently that’s the thing now
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026
we all know I have no life, so:
WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR?

1st Columbo: Groucho Marx
2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye
3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar
4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing)
5th Columbo: Jamie Farr
6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch
7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman
8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin
9th Columbo: Eugene Levy
10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo
11th Columbo: Adam Brody
12th Columbo: Jason Alexander
13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne
14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again
15th Columbo: Omar Epps

NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
JD Vance entering negotiations with Iran
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a close up of a man 's face with an x on the bottom
Alt: Nicolas Hoult in The Menu being told quietly in his ear by Ralph Fiennes that he is a worthless piece of shit
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The Artemis crew is now being put on the back of a motorcycle driven by Tom Cruise
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Image of the Moon with a crescent of the Earth behind it (taken from Artemis II) but with the words “THE EXPANSE” added in a way that hopefully evokes the main titles of the TV series
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
For those of you not following the Artemis livestream I’m informed the toilet is in fact operational
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
MISSION CONTROL: prepare to enter the vacuum of space DOG ASTRONAUT: wait the what now
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AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
april fool’s!
The Magritte painting of a pipe with “this is not a pipe” written underneath, TWIST!!!
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