Sign in

AlexW

@alexeditingroom.bsky.social
313 followers 197 following 809 posts

Movie nut, parody writer, accidental saviour of The Editing Room. Lover of tabletop games, Doctor Who, MCU, Leafs & Sceptres, key lime pie, IPA, and bad puns. You can find my silly parody scripts at www.the-editing-room.com/author/ale…

PostsRepliesMedia
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I thought it was boorf
000
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Fun Fact: Columbus Is In The Bad Place (The Good Place)
Alt: Fun Fact: Columbus Is In The Bad Place (The Good Place)
000
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gone Spice Girl
020
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When I was there yesterday he showed me where the ballroom will be while studying spiders in the Amazon
050
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Delicious Ice Cream Time with Chocolate Drizzle
ALT: Delicious Ice Cream Time with Chocolate Drizzle
120
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Haunting of Amity Island every scene has a shark in it but most times it’s reeeaaaallly subtle
120
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I still want a third “The Haunting of…” series! I know Usher kind of counts but I want it in the title ☹️
120
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I honestly thought we were getting Boba Fett.”
000
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Marvel Hawkeye: Rogers The Musical
Alt: Scene from Marvel’s Hawkeye: Rogers The Musical
030
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Keep your eyes peeled gang, that monster is supposed to be around here somewhere—“ “ZOIKS!” “SCOOB!” “Wait a sec, that’s Professor Daisy, from the Institute!”
In the foreground, a dog toy that looks like the Mystery Machine with the Scooby Gang inside. Behind them a large dog looks for something to play withThe dog grabs the Mystery Machine!Dog shakes the Machine all aboutDog releases our heroes—the van is tipped over but otherwise intact (for now)
001
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
She Hulk Smash Matt Murdock Smash
Alt: Tatiana Maslany being postmodern in She-Hulk
2280
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think u mean Britainstorming
020
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If only they had Bretained
020
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If your DUNE movie lasts more than four hours you may need to see a director
Dune 3 poster with some kind of giant dildo thing
120
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes please!!!!!
static.klipy.com
Taweret Says Hi
Alt: Taweret Says Hi (the awesome hippo god from Moon Knight)
030
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Almost nobody realizes it’s actually a cover of the Ontario 70s folk anthem Choosing Fergus
050
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just noticed this fun detail at local burger place
Drink dispenser with Black Cherry drink, iced tea, and pink lemonade. Each is labelled but the ice tea just has a photo of Ice T on itClose up of Ice T ice tea (it’s a black and white pic from his rap heyday)
031
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Call me what instrument you will, though you can fret me, yet you cannot fucking play upon me.”
010
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Expanse No Mike Flanagan (Hill House / Midnight Mass) No Brooklyn 9-9 = bullshit
020
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol “in”
000
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ULTIMATE TRUMP INTELLIGENCE after all it’s not like UTI already stands for anything right (wink wink)
001
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who’s the most chaotic choice to give the One Ring to?
static.klipy.com
Adrian Pimento's Iconic Entrance: Pimento's Here!
Alt: Adrian Pimento's Iconic Entrance: Pimento's Here!
041
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hear me out: what if the Muppets fight vampires and Blade hosts a variety show
010
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finding a qualified chief economist just became an impossible mission
000
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(shadowy cabal tries to eliminate entire Royal Family) This summer, Jason Statham is… HEIRLESS
010
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
000
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Updated map just dropped
More Trump-style changes naming everything on map after Trump
040
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
SILO season 4 will have many big questions to answer, not the least of which will be DID PETER GABRIEL MAKE IT INTO SILO ONE
030
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have you seen Disclosure Day tho
000
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“On your right! ….your far right!”
000
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I would change “mavity” and call it “gravity” instead 😉
120
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looking for a distraction? Why not read a bunch of silly jokes I wrote about Spider-Man 🤪🕷️ www.the-editing-room.com/spider-man-b...
the-editing-room.com
Spider-Man: Brand New Day: The Abridged Script
"Wait a sec, I thought only my fingers and toes stuck to surfaces..."
000
Reposted by AlexW
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚖 @the-editing-room.com · 02/09/2026
Yeesh, ANOTHER Holland/Zendaya/Bernthal vehicle already?!? "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" is abridged: #SpiderManBrandNewDay
the-editing-room.com
Spider-Man: Brand New Day: The Abridged Script
"Wait a sec, I thought only my fingers and toes stuck to surfaces..."
021
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Does this rule cover jelly babies
static.klipy.com
Doctor Who: Fourth Doctor Hello
Alt: Doctor Who: Fourth Doctor Hello
110
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Now imagining Trump and Doug unveiling ever bigger and bigger signs
010
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
DAYS OF THDEUXDER okay maybe not
020
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Think you missed that one ☹️ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutiny_...
en.wikipedia.org
Mutiny (2026 film) - Wikipedia
000
Reposted by AlexW
BabsStabs🇨🇦 @aquabirdie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Daisy loves Lake Ontario which is beautiful in the sunrise.
191
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BREAKING: Mark Carney announces that the New York Yankees are now called the Poop York Diaper Fetishes
120
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“Steve Rogers, who stayed neutral in the Infinity War while still speaking his mind”
000
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“She needs backup! Anya, Tara!”
130
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So you’re saying… there’s some kind of connection between Buffy… and Dolly…??
static.klipy.com
Giles Rupert Giles
Alt: Giles from Buffy looking confused
5833
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger: The Ramhundreds
010
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Starship Troopers: I'm Doing My Part!
ALT: Starship Troopers: I'm Doing My Part!
000
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You can expand that sample size to at least two
010
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Carney: “Bye bye, mon cowboy”
1141
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Orpheus (Cocteau, 1950) The Thing (1982) Twilight of the Ice Nymphs waydowntown The Matrix Reloaded Hot Fuzz Videodrome Let the Right One In (both) Spice World Hard Core Logo 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould Hard Boiled Ringu Thunderbolts*
011
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the glass is half empty Pessimist: the glass is half full Poisoner: how did u know I poisoned the water
000
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It always bugged me that the first two menu items don’t actually have spam in them; Chapman could just order “eggs sausage and bacon”, sketch over
110
AlexW @alexeditingroom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Trek
Alt: Star Trek Lower Decks GIF where Ransom tells the pilot to “just keeeeep circling”, another joke about the DS9 credits
030