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Alex

@alexandtheweb.bsky.social
123 followers 138 following 761 posts

Writes and bakes. Unremarkable sort of person.

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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Couldn’t have gone to a more deserving person! So happy for you 🎉🥳
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Woah!!! The two of them together??? This is huge, can’t wait for the reveal!
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The tiny feet get me every time
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unclear but they’re alive and it’s a cupful
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No The Terror (Season 1) or Hannibal so this is irrelevant
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🫡 End of an era. Thank you for your service!
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Getting WIP shamed by the pope
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m so sorry. It’s heartbreaking that the influence of poisoned discourse has found its way into his views. I see this too with relatives who are themselves immigrants - they don’t recognise themselves or their stories in those now coming to our shores.
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's stunning!
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got it!
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sigh. It's an absolute plague.
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I guess heritage means AI slop
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Let’s start a petition youtu.be/uL99NDUWJ0A?...
youtu.be
Burden of Dreams - "The Birds Don't Sing, They Screech in Pain"
YouTube video by CRITERION
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whenever I see a picture of Monty Don I see a younger Werner Herzog and now I’m wondering what Herzog as the host of Gardeners’ World would be like.
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Indeed but I’m ready for my cozy autumn scents. Still love Gorseland but it has more of a “high, dry summer” vibe for me now
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oooooh I’m on it! I didn’t realise they had a London shop! I wore Pony Boy today 💕🐴
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Derbyshire Record Office @derbyshiredro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On #NationalDoodleDay why not put pen to paper? Don’t worry if its not quite as ambitious a piece of art as these students in their Still Life Class, at the School of Art, Derby, in the 1890s are aiming for. It’s still fun! #PhotoFriday #art #Victorian
A woman sits on a plinth in a room. Two women and a man face her, each standing in front of an easel as they draw her. The ladies are dressed in white blouses and long black skirts. The man is in a smart suit. The lady on the plinth is dressed in flowing robes.
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Dave @sheepfilms.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls. (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😭 So close now
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Truly amazing.
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Falling for AI slop always makes me feel like I need a shower afterwards. It feels like being scammed.
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The kids are alright
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Goddamn this shit week. RIP
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
menswear guy pls understand this is the real Mads
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This time told from the birds' point of view
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That ship got turned into all sorts!
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can't believe they're almost home 😭
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
WE CAN REBUILD HIM WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The real reason he didn’t want to command the 1845 expedition
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bombus Polaris is my new drag name
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hahaha I must photoshop that
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Amazing. Somewhere in the Arctic there is a mosquito descended from the nourishment of JCR blood
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How it be feeling lately
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ughhhh awful
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah that didn’t help anyone living with anxiety you twats
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I understood that reference Homelander gif
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And of course it’s totally not like Uncle Ross to just make stuff up
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh he’s great - I must look out for him next time
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Absolute hog 😍
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oh my goodness gracious
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
When the painter’s got a bit of a thing about trodding on piles of baby heads
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Well, the berries went in the freezer and will probably go in a cake. Squash is getting roasted with gochujang glaze. Corn in a salad. Beans - some going to neighbours and rest in the freezer as well. Cavolo Nero I have a great pasta sauce recipe for
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Anyone need beans? 😅
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hahaha that is quite a view
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yaaaayy thank you!!
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@kittyfisher.bsky.social hello! A while back you were posting about a perfume or perfume samples you were enjoying - what was it? Thank you!
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Alex @alexandtheweb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bicycle”
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Natasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.
A photo of a Magnapinna squid captured by a deep sea drilling company.
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