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Alexander Collie

@alexandercollie.bsky.social
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34 • He/Him, They/Them • Pan • Occasional shitposter • Full time procrastinator who occasionally writes • 🔞 Minors DNI 🔞 • BLM & Trans rights • Slava Ukraini •

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Kinkysaurus @kinkysaurus.com · 14/10/2026
This this this. The normalization acts as the foundation, not the destination. The cage stays *on*, because that’s the baseline. The diapers stay *on*, because that’s the baseline. The collar stays *on*, because that’s the baseline. But the dynamics, the scene? That can - and will - change!
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🔞ABR @abigrock.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
why she so MEAN tho goddamn
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Asriel @666killchopdeluxe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I mean god damn, peas
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 09/10/2026
original meme by Earl with text and edited image collage; text reads "It's so badass when people stand in front of the shit they destroyed"; first image is Ironman standing in front of an explosion, second image is John Wick standing in front of something on fire, third image (edited) is a promotional image of Counselor Troi for Star Trek Generations standing in a destroyed Enterprise corridor; fourth image is The Joker standing in front of the exploding hospital
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Alexander Collie @alexandercollie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As someone with a lifelong negative view about my weight, posts like these make me feel a bit better about myself. Harder to talk down to myself about my build and weight when I remember there are people who do, in fact, see that as attractive. Even if I still struggle to see the attraction myself.
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Holiday🔜CONFUROR @holidaysoftfox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The best thing about being fat is having curves and shapes that nobody will really be able to replicate in any other body. Like some attributes may be the same but its never going to look 100% the same body to body due to differences in genetics and environment. Literally every one is a work of art.
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A Very Evil Rat!! @ad-mlemmy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
wanted to test my new toy out~ wish i had a better target tho.. 💜 #nsfw #realnsfw #femboy #trans #nonbinary
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Twang @twang.gay · 08/10/2026
Maid Marian surprises Robin.Robin surprises Maid Marian.
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JoeLikesGames @joelikesgaming.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Plague Rat @plagueratt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
best friends activities
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Tekfox @tekfox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Things have gone too far. This is the second person to get dog piled on for no reason. Regardless of how you feel about someone, that doesn’t give you the right to harass them and every person they publicly interact with. We were a community. Now, I’m not sure what we are becoming.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i have to do my part
a sketch of a rat snuggled on a blanket eating a cheerio while wearing one as a hat. Obnoxious lettering over the image reads "EVERY TIME YOU REPOST, A COSY RAT GETS A CHEERIO HAT"
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Hinar Miler @hinarmiler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are moments in everyone's life when you walk through the wrong door Or was it the right one?... Reward for: Judah, Lucius, Stephie, Ziggy and Circuit
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Ji'hyn ΘΔ 🐺🏳️‍⚧️ @jihyn.celestis.systems · 03/10/2026
Dog! Why are border collies so photogenic
A black and white border Collie with his ears pointing up, deep brown eyes with his mouth open and his tongue sticking out
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Tagg (but awoo) @taggzzz.rocks · 02/10/2026
gofund.me/a38c13c0a Hey all. There's a lot of you. FA is so important to us all. Please help if you can.
gofund.me
Donate to Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding, organized by Susan Hess
Hey there Fuzzies! Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censor… Susan Hess needs your support for Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding
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Sorcerer Salem @sorcerersalem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vote for Rat King! 🐀👑
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Achai @achai.bark.how · 01/10/2026
please support FA it is one of the last sites of the old internet, before algorithmic recommendations and other big tech-influenced decay spread its tendrils into every nook and cranny in search of maximum shareholder value. it is such a unique feeling to run into furry art from 20+ years ago.
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Chastity Pig RTS 🔒🐷 @chastitypigrts.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Locktober is just around the corner!🔒 REPOST if you are participating in #locktober !! 🔒 🔒 🔒 #cagecheck #chastity #chastitycage
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Pierrot @pierrotprecious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Locktober day 0 🖤 This one is not coming off ~ #locktober #chastity
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Kaito Puppydawg @kaitocrinkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So it’s October again… #Locktober
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Dadsker @rasker.dad · 30/09/2026
Quick reminder for people planning on doing Locktober: you do not have to lock all month long if it stops being fun. It doesn’t mean you failed, it means you got what you wanted out of the experience! Lock a little or a lot, as long as you’re having fun doing it :3
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spooky flatline 🔞 @dixie-flatline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Alexander Collie @alexandercollie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Accurate. Source: I'm that guy
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Arika @ari.express · 26/09/2026
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Wren @satanicwren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Drexel University in Philadelphia is trying to shut down the oldest Natural History Museum in the western hemisphere, privatizing its vast collection. If you care about natural history PLEASE watch this video that tells you how you can help. youtu.be/nxyfBfCrbDw?...
youtu.be
The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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Alexander Collie @alexandercollie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's for Fox News and other right-wing propaganda mills to play on a loop to jab at the fear centers of the minds of their bigoted and/or decrepit, geriatric viewers.
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BoxieBoii @boxieboii.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thicc Thighs and Smol Cock
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Alexander Collie @alexandercollie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you've got Nitro, now's the time to cancel. The only language these people understand is their bottom dollar.
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Bolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
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Julia M. Rohrer @dingdingpeng.the100.ci · 11/09/2026
Phew, what a relief.
Headline from cosmopolitan.com:
No, it’s not just you — animated foxes actually *are* hot as hell
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Swarentaiger @swarentaiger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Of all the monthly trends, one I refuse to miss is Skunktember. It’s sorta a cat thing. feat. @skonkbutt.bsky.social
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Alexander Collie @alexandercollie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh goodie. It seems like Discord is teeing up again to try and implement global age verification. I love when entities that can't keep user information secure start demanding we give them more of our information.
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scoooooooot 🔞🍉 @scootscahoots.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
never had a sexual thought about hobbes until i did this page but now i have a huge crush on him. even the toughest tigers can become the goodest boys with some training ❤️
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Twang @twang.gay · 19/08/2026
Liar, liar loincloth on fire.Can't fool the main character of a popular intellectual property and think you can get away with it!
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TGWeaver @tgweaver.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Okay, I was struck with an idea for a porn meme format. Hear me out, because I believe in this one. I call it "timeline preview"
A youtube-style video is pictured, titled "Meeting My New Neighbors!" in which three cartoony animal people wave to the camera. A bashful horse and excitable dog flank the video's host, a cheerful pink cat. Everything appears wholesome.
In the second panel, a mouse cursor has drifted over the video's timeline, and a tiny video inlay pops up, previewing a single frame several minutes later in the same video. In this small frame on the simulated UI, all three characters are seen having wild, messy sex in someone's bedroom. There is no indication of what happens between then and now to result in the video taking such a dramatic and pornographic turn.
While her new neighbors remain oblivious to this, the cat host appears to somehow be able to see this preview frame, despite it being part of the user interface. Now very distracted, she stares at it, and her imminent and inevitable future, with a blank, wide-eyed expression.
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hexacult @hexacult.art · 02/08/2026
Hypers with their cocks tucked up into their shirts is one of the best smut tropes
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ΛTLΛS 🔜 MFF, WOE @atlasbun.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Call (202) 224-3121 and tell them where you live and they will connect you with your senators.
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Fight for the Future @fightforthefuture.org · 28/06/2026
A reminder to call your reps and tell them NO KOSA We made a Call tool w/script at www.badinternetbills.com
badinternetbills.com
Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
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✨Cloud✨ @princeofcloudcity.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hey so this new KOSA/KIDS Act proposal has a little note in it that creates a whole new special Trump-appointed team to regulate the internet. So no more Congress votes. No more checks & balances. Just whoever the president picks to decide the future of YOUR internet. You aren’t mad enough.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There is going to be new movement on KOSA next week Contact your representatives and demand that they oppose KOSA and the KIDS Act www.congress.gov/members/find...
congress.gov
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Mr. floW🐺 @flow-wolf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
this video of Lois Griffin warning us about Aldi pasta containers is my favorite thing right now
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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jenny @mjauwee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
found a shirt for the work summer party
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Colton @sniperking323.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
😥 sad-relieved + 🤪 crazy =
An Emoji Mashup combining 😥 and 🤪.
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60PercentScalie @60percentscalie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That's how they get ya
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