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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Good thing for him he’s only the president and not an actor on FX’s The League or there would be real consequences for this.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

We read the Education of Little Tree in my HS Eng Class. I said it was garbage and treated Native Americans like noble savages. Everyone in class told me I was wrong and it was biographical. A few weeks later the local paper ran a story that it was written by a white supremacist.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I disagree with with Emily Wilson, I thought there were many iconic lines in Nolan's Odyssey. "Jesus, this Odyssey could have been an email!" "My guy, I cannot WAIT for the Iron Age." (Upon seeing Laestrygonians) "Seriously?!" I did think Antinuous said "Six seven" a few too many times.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

My prediction: Noon: Heat at Celtics 3pm: Nuggets at Thunder 5:30: Sixers at Lakers 8: Spurs at Knicks 10:30: Wolves at Warriors

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I’ve been thinking of how James Dolan could ruin all of the good vibes and I think it would be this.

Trade MachineOG Anunoby trade for James Harden

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

The gritty reboot I have been waiting for.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

This is the most tolerable trip I’ve ever taken to Times Square. #nokings

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Solution: The team with the worst record gets to pick which team's record the following season their draft pick will be based on. So, if Indy has the worst record, they could pick the Kings for 26-27 season. Team with second worst record gets second pick of their proxy for the following season

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Election Day 2020, a young guy walked up to me in Astoria and said he was running for state assembly. A man near me asked, “Are you a Democrat? I don’t like Democrats, I’m voting for the Republican.” And the young guy said “I have bad news, I’m running unopposed.” Anyway, he just got elected mayor.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

It’s weird to see the news about Billups and Rozier getting arrested when all the other headlines are “Legal scholars question whether Trump has the authority to cut off the head of the Lincoln Memorial as he boldly saws away.”

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

(Conservative Pundit Voice) Listen the Constitution is quite clear that the president can do boat murders when he's sad.

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Ross Thompson @wintermute115.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Ok, I've been a fan of @alexanderckane.bsky.social's books for a while now, but Dragon Heist might just be the best of them. Here's hoping for a sequel! www.goodreads.com/book/show/13...

goodreads.com

Dragon Heist

The world’s smallest dragon and a washed-up actress tea…

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Chad Rogers @profchadrogers.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Very happy to announce two new TT junior faculty positions in my Psychology department. One for Neuroscience (linked) and Cognitive Psychology (see replies). Need to be able to teach some Psych core courses. Please share! unioncollege.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/UnionC...

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Assistant Professor of Psychology: Neuroscience

Union College invites applications for the position of Assistant Professor of Psychology in one of the following areas: cognitive, behavioral, computational or social affective neuroscience, beginning...

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

How to make teams care: Winner of the NBA Cup gets 5 extra points to use during the regular season. Runner-up gets 2. Lost by 1? You use two of your points and now you win. To use the points, the head coach blows into a ram's horn. The coach carries it with him at all times. This is a good idea.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

K-Pop Demon Hunters takes place in the same universe as Sinners.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Second draft is done, but I clearly need to add exactly one word.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

He's standing in front of the Astoria Park Pool which was built by the Works Progress Administration in 1936 and has been a free resource for the community ever since. Anyone freaking out about Hot Commie Summer can come chill at our government pool this summer and relax.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Has Cuomo reached out to Trae Young yet for an endorsement?

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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 22/06/2025

The American people were lied to about Vietnam, with tragic consequences. The American people were lied to about Iraq, with tragic consequences. The American people are being lied to again today. We cannot allow history to repeat itself.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

I want one preseason NBA game every year in which the players call their own fouls.

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Ross Thompson @wintermute115.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

This is from Andrea Vernon & The Big Are Acquisition (2021) by @alexanderckane.bsky.social, set in a world in which super villains (led by a dinosaur and a man who wants to be a truck) have taken over the US government. It feels kinda prescient now.

The next item is that the whole Finance Department is a mess. DESTRON controls the entire United States of America, but we are not efficiently plundering it. Also, bribes are not being paid."

"We won!" said Truck Face. “We do not need bribes. We have power."

"False,” said Androidea.

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Philip Rossman-Reich @philiprr.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

The endgame of the trans athlete scare is defining what a woman is and punishing woman for not conforming to that standard. Algeria is anti-LGBTQ. It is illegal to be trans in Algeria. This is about punishing women for living their lives honestly and demanding you recognize their excellence.

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The Stick: Tea and Books @poetsofsweetpea.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Today's tea is ginger, cinnamon, black tea and peppermint. It's delicious. I'm listening to Dragon Heist by @alexanderckane.bsky.social. It's a funny adventure story artfully read by Khristine Hvam

A mobile device playing an audiobook is on a table. A mug of tea is behind it. The mug is decorated with fruit and vegetation.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Just going to keep yelling “Why are you writing a book if you don’t want to write a book?!”

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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

happy for Khalil of course but i must say, "lawful permanent resident not charged with any crimes, imprisoned by president's stormtroopers for having forbidden opinions about US-abetted genocide, briefly allowed to touch his child" is a hell of a thing to find oneself feeling joy and relief about

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

For each NBA team’s first preseason game next year, they should do it without refs and have players call their own fouls.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

I need to hear Nic Cage's Madden impression as soon as possible.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I don’t believe the lottery is rigged, but the year where Dallas inexplicably trades a superstar to LA and then miraculously wins the the top pick, would be the time I would most believe the lottery is rigged.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Free throws are a bad system and encourage committing fouls too often. For a two shot foul: Player gets the ball at the FT line, everyone else behind 3 pt line, whistle blows, 3 second shot clock. For 3 shot foul, player at 3 line, everyone else at half court, blow whistle, 3 second shot clock.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Steve Kerr looking down at the end of his bench and going “Wait, Kevin Knox plays for us? Yeah, sure.”

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

My voices for reading books to my children: Pout Pout Fish: Droopy Dog Gruffalo: Yoda crossed Tom Waits The Pigeon books: British actor doing an over the top Brooklyn accent

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Every playoffs I walk around singing Rudy Gobert to the tune of Rudy Can’t Fail by the Clash for like six weeks.

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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

linkedin post screenshot:

Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally)

Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Sinners is rad. Unbelievably rad. Raddest movie.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

im sorry to be so divisive and partisan but i dont think the government should be inventing a criminal history out of thin air to justify sending someone to a concentration camp in a foreign country

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Never has there been a “I don’t want to be included in a trade package for you” block.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Saying this again: Make a 4th All NBA Team that you are only eligible for if you play all 82 games.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Ja Morant hits game winning shot in the play-in then pantomimes typing in the nuclear launch codes.

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van cartier @christopherxci.blacksky.app · 03/04/2025

ChatGPT consumes so much water and energy each week that it could power entire countries for YEARS and folk act like you told them to kill their selves cause you want them to write their own emails and not to steal art. 😂

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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

The claim that the destruction of essential civilizational institutions is being done in the name of the Jews is itself a form of antisemitism—cultural vandalism carried out in our name. That, my friends, is rank bullshit.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

I see what you did, NY Times Spelling Bee.

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

One reason they won’t bring any of these people back is they don’t want them around to testify to what’s happening

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