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Alexander C. Kane

@alexanderckane.bsky.social
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Author of the Andrea Vernon and Orlando People series, as well as Dragon Heist and Scum of the Earth.

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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I said to my 11 year old, "All of your friends are Knicks fans!" And he said, "Oh, so I should I always just do what my friends do?" Then he raised an eyebrow and walked away.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I do not wish Magic fandom on anyone, but this current squad is fun when everything clicks. My kids have only lived in NYC but I accidentally made them Magic fans. I told them it was fine to switch allegiances when the Knicks were rolling through the playoffs last season and they refused.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm Alex, an Orlando Magic fan. I mostly grumble and shake my head instead of posting about them, but I am here. My W team is the Liberty.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good thing for him he’s only the president and not an actor on FX’s The League or there would be real consequences for this.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We read the Education of Little Tree in my HS Eng Class. I said it was garbage and treated Native Americans like noble savages. Everyone in class told me I was wrong and it was biographical. A few weeks later the local paper ran a story that it was written by a white supremacist.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Big yes on Paolo. Think he’s going to have a great year.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Really either of them.
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Detroiters' Shocked Reaction
Alt: Detroiters' Shocked Reaction
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I disagree with with Emily Wilson, I thought there were many iconic lines in Nolan's Odyssey. "Jesus, this Odyssey could have been an email!" "My guy, I cannot WAIT for the Iron Age." (Upon seeing Laestrygonians) "Seriously?!" I did think Antinuous said "Six seven" a few too many times.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’d want Sixers/Knicks and Thunder/Spurs on opening night and let Spurs/Knicks wait for Xmas. My son asked me this morning if the Magic might get a game on Xmas, and he did not like my answer.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My prediction: Noon: Heat at Celtics 3pm: Nuggets at Thunder 5:30: Sixers at Lakers 8: Spurs at Knicks 10:30: Wolves at Warriors
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It is the city that will most appreciate him if they win the title.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yes, but also Goldman was running ads on YouTube about being progressive and standing up to Netanyahu. He knew what was popular in his district, he just didn’t want to do those things in Congress.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’ve been thinking of how James Dolan could ruin all of the good vibes and I think it would be this.
Trade MachineOG Anunoby trade for James Harden
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The gritty reboot I have been waiting for.
The Octonauts and the Whale Shark
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I find this joke odie-ous.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Could be “bloque of voters” if Wemby does it.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This is the most tolerable trip I’ve ever taken to Times Square. #nokings
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Every team picks. If the pick was already traded, the one receiving the pick chooses. No one can choose themselves, each team taken once. No immediate benefit to tanking, only helps another team get a better draft position, but there is some benefit for bad teams for the future.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Solution: The team with the worst record gets to pick which team's record the following season their draft pick will be based on. So, if Indy has the worst record, they could pick the Kings for 26-27 season. Team with second worst record gets second pick of their proxy for the following season
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I am really only on social media just waiting for someone to bring up the Angus soundtrack. Hold on, gotta go listen to J.A.R.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm a believer that they should get rid of the 65 game rule, take the vote count for each player and multiply it by the percentage of games played.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Every single basketball podcast is talking about tanking like it was just invented. Lauri Markkanen sitting in the fourth is the Lusitania of tanking! We have to act immediately!
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Jason, if it’s not too much trouble, could you go knock on Weltman’s door and ask if he could just sign Fultz instead? It’s been a rough season and we really just want Fultz.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I saw this and assumed the Raptors traded for Ja.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We getting Wagners this week?
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Sauron: I had a rough night and I hate the fucking eagles!
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I'm totally with her. It's great that she worked so hard for a cause, and it's ridiculous that anyone would mock her for recognizing someone from one of the most popular shows on television during her youth instead of a movie that came out 20 years before she was born. But also it wasn't that cold.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Election Day 2020, a young guy walked up to me in Astoria and said he was running for state assembly. A man near me asked, “Are you a Democrat? I don’t like Democrats, I’m voting for the Republican.” And the young guy said “I have bad news, I’m running unopposed.” Anyway, he just got elected mayor.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Seems like it shouldn’t
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Best post-game interviewee the Magic ever had.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It’s weird to see the news about Billups and Rozier getting arrested when all the other headlines are “Legal scholars question whether Trump has the authority to cut off the head of the Lincoln Memorial as he boldly saws away.”
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Made me miss Paul Porter!
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Really think he would have been fired last year had UF not known the Golden story was coming out and they’d have to explain why they fired the decent human being and were keeping the creepy stalker.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I support the Magic hanging a “25-26 Simulation 620 NBA Champions” banner at Kia.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Goga!
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
(Conservative Pundit Voice) Listen the Constitution is quite clear that the president can do boat murders when he's sad.
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Ross Thompson @wintermute115.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Ok, I've been a fan of @alexanderckane.bsky.social's books for a while now, but Dragon Heist might just be the best of them. Here's hoping for a sequel! www.goodreads.com/book/show/13...
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Dragon Heist
The world’s smallest dragon and a washed-up actress tea…
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Chad Rogers @profchadrogers.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Very happy to announce two new TT junior faculty positions in my Psychology department. One for Neuroscience (linked) and Cognitive Psychology (see replies). Need to be able to teach some Psych core courses. Please share! unioncollege.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/UnionC...
unioncollege.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com
Assistant Professor of Psychology: Neuroscience
Union College invites applications for the position of Assistant Professor of Psychology in one of the following areas: cognitive, behavioral, computational or social affective neuroscience, beginning...
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
How to make teams care: Winner of the NBA Cup gets 5 extra points to use during the regular season. Runner-up gets 2. Lost by 1? You use two of your points and now you win. To use the points, the head coach blows into a ram's horn. The coach carries it with him at all times. This is a good idea.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
K-Pop Demon Hunters takes place in the same universe as Sinners.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The great mystery of that movie is whether Jack Noseworthy’s character is named Justin Justin or not. I think his name is Justin Justin.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Second draft is done, but I clearly need to add exactly one word.
Word count 77776
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Three seasons in! Very tempted to start the books.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Dune Tootin’
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Klingon
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
He's standing in front of the Astoria Park Pool which was built by the Works Progress Administration in 1936 and has been a free resource for the community ever since. Anyone freaking out about Hot Commie Summer can come chill at our government pool this summer and relax.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Cuomo lost because there's no afterschool at most public schools this week, and middle and upper middle class parents weren't dragging their children to vote in 100 degree heat.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Writing books is fun.
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Alexander C. Kane @alexanderckane.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Has Cuomo reached out to Trae Young yet for an endorsement?
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