Reposted by luckless pedestrianStrategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I’ll bet any amount of money that the only reason Autecher are playing shows in the pitch dark is because they don’t want people to find out that all the music is just made on computers. When they turn the lights on when everybody goes home, you think they got a bunch of guitars up there?? 🤣 NO WAY! 1171
Reposted by luckless pedestrianStrategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 22/10/2025If a cassette falls on the floor, you can still listen to it as long as you picked it up within 5 seconds. If it was on the floor for longer than that, then you should throw it away or flush it down the toilet. 2252
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 05/09/2025it takes a nathan of fillions to hold us back 010
Reposted by luckless pedestrianwoe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 02/09/2025alright, i think i've figured out how to forge a powerful blade from the horns of ten uranicorns (uranium unicorns), a silver crucifix, and some pleather (for wrapping the handle). now i just need someone to get me the damn things. no way am i carrying all of that myself 023
Reposted by luckless pedestrianNOXIS BLACKSCALE, SCOURGE OF THE SEAS @dmarkh.bsky.social · 20/06/2025In the US when the waiter takes your credit card from the table. He is shoving it up his ass. That's why they do it in the US but in Canada you can just pay at the table because the waiter doesn't have to shove your credit card up his ass. 042
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 07/05/2025hi reddit, I'm disarming a bomb. should I cut the red or the blue wire? edit: wow this blew up 022
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 29/04/2025We need federal subsidies for mobs so that we can have proper raves 010
Reposted by luckless pedestrianAndrew @andrewt.net · 05/03/2025Let's see what happens if I spoof the article metadata from the backend... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukElon Musk sent to Guantanamo after his Cybertruck explodes outside White House | BBC NewsTesla stock jumps 250% on news that Musk would be unable to run the company from his cell 6234101
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 19/04/2025KNOW YOUR YEAHS normal - yeah horny - yeag stoned - yeaj sick - yeab 365 days - year 020
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Just got out of the hospital for surgery, a nerve transplant in my neck. The fallout? New vagus 031
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 25/03/2025huh, david bowie's Low is a really good record. Has anybody else noticed this 110
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 22/03/2025They call it Omelas 360 because when you see that child you turn 360 degrees and walk away 030
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Whenever i am disrespected by a barista i pick up the tip cup and drink all the coins 0100
Reposted by luckless pedestrianwoe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 11/03/2025wandering the streets looking for the exactly three appalachian coal miners who are the sole members of the Real working class 1164
Reposted by luckless pedestrianwoe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 22/07/2023livestreaming myself eating sawdust and motor oil, the only non-woke food items left. getting called a 'cuck' by other anti-woke streamers after it comes out motor oil has been 30% vaccines by volume since fdr 132
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 08/03/2025*holding a tote bag that reads BARRYTOWN HIGH CONCERT BAND* Whoa... This guy's good 000
Reposted by luckless pedestrianBambi @djbamberino.bsky.social · 20/02/2025There’s actually a quite a bit of YTP that uses manipulated breaks too lol It’s not usual to have musical elements even in stuff that’s not strictly ytpmv. And a bunch of reizokore/fridgecore and even mashcore stuff in general samples YTP. 011
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 20/02/2025RIP Stan Rogers you would have been a massive junglist 041
Reposted by luckless pedestrianWalking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 15/02/2025BREAKING: on the same fucking front page 628594
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 07/02/2025cut my wife into pieces this is my borat voice 000
Reposted by luckless pedestrianCowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · 15/08/2023refusing to discriminate against unsmackable asses has once again landed me in the Poster's Gulag 04610
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 15/01/2025@bandcamp.com hi guys love your work, when will we be able to open bandcamp links in the app instead of in the browser? 020
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 11/01/2025My new album, Reality Machine, is out today on bandcamp. You'll be able to stream it on your favourite service later this week, and cassettes and CDs will start shipping at the end of the month. I hope you enjoy it. samaleums.bandcamp.com/album/realit...samaleums.bandcamp.comReality Machine, by Sam Aleums11 track album 154
Reposted by luckless pedestrianwoe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 06/01/2025i like my women how i like my mcdonald's coffee: unreasonably hot, on my lap, and causing third-degree burns requiring years of medical treatment 132
Reposted by luckless pedestrian◯△▢ @raysberry.bsky.social · 10/01/2025@aleums.bsky.social live album listening party 🌞 come for good beats samaleums.bandcamp.com/live/reality...samaleums.bandcamp.comReality Machine Listening PartyHello! Come hang out and listen to the record with me ahead of its release. I'll be in the chat to say hi and will be happy to talk about the making of it. Hope to see you there :) 021
Reposted by luckless pedestrianwoe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 06/01/2025justin trudeau's face melted off like in raiders of the lost ark after he mistakenly applied blackface that had been contaminated with face-melting particles. he will be missed 032
Reposted by luckless pedestrianbskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 25/12/2024meat in hand w that bankai grip beating my shit crazy style into the egg nog 111
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 24/12/2024the Nights beat switch still gets me after all these years 000
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 24/12/2024@magic.wizards.com hey, I reported a user on mtga for having a racist avatar/username when I ran into them a year ago, and clearly you haven't taken action because I just ran into them again. What gives? 010
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 22/12/2024hey if you're in ottawa next month you should come to my party. I'm playing live and there will be excellent DJs #ottawa #electronicmusic #livemusic #shows #djs #livelectronics 021
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 20/12/2024A new single from my record is rolling out today. You can now listen to Othello, a bass-heavy footwork piece, on bandcamp, spotify and youtube music along with The Money, the other single from the record. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVY4...youtube.comOthello (feat. Güche)YouTube video by Sam Aleums - Topic 000
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 20/12/2024*five seconds into john cage's 4:33* REEEELOOOOOOOAD RE RE UP THE TUNE REWIND IT SELEKTAH *airhorn noises* 020
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I'm obsessing over this handmade russian cassette mixer that was just announced. Behold, the Magnetron-1 111
luckless pedestrian @aleums.bsky.social · 17/12/2024it's so cool that we're building a new creative commons but just for the capitalists 020
Reposted by luckless pedestrianwoe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 16/12/2024in my opinion this jesse singal guy ought to get a hobby, such as cave diving or free climbing 091
