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@spigot-hellsite.bsky.social
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40-something feral agender ex-wife transsexual dog w/ line cook energy i post a lot but when i do its pure nonsense it/they/spe/spey ko-fi.com/spigot_hellsite/shop

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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 9h
perspnally i cant wait for $10/gallon gas
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 12h
my loves you cannot roll a better doink than me bskys best doink roller
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 12h
ha-ha! how u like me now?
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 15h
neighbors across from work dont appreciate my complimenting their front yard blow up dolls (inflatable halloween decorations)
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 16h
i have the unmet needs of a fuck nasty mutt 🐺🥺🐺😫🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 16h
where the transgender dogthings at
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 17h
i have solved the queso queso mystery
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 17h
walking up to someone in a steelers jersey and complimenting their steely dam shirt
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 19h
time to make instagram slop for the picky eaters of portland who cant handle eating vegetables or black pepper
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 19h
save me, dognapping squad
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 21h
ig i need more transgender dogs and it/its pronoun havers to follow
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 21h
why is it just my bus becoming 15-20 minutes late every morning and not the busses before and after the one i catch
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 21h
literally biting u rn if u even fkn care 🐺🥺🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 21h
why did god make me such a stupid horny mutt
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 22h
wake up and poast already tl dead
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 22h
i dont want to get in the burgerbox i want to hump an evil womans leg
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 22h
why must bskys dumbest mutt be so full of yearning 🐺🥺🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
haha woof woofwoof bark arfarfarf!! 🐺😊🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
paws hurt 🐺😫🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
literally you could not handle my strongest doinks
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
stoned zoned and ready to bone crossfaded puppy reporting for duty
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
its not a nyc chopped cheese if it doesnt include nyc tap water
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
breastie if u dont get those fat sloshy honkers out of my face im gonna start biting
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
literally haha woof
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do you even understand how horny idiot dogs and evil women with guns coexist and interact in the greater biosphere
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
save me, bourbon and a fat doink
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if i dont get a dick in my face soon im gonna freakin perish
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
puppy is Bored
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
burger mutt is Dying in here gang 🐺😫🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
simply put you could never roll better doinks than me unless you somehow turned my hands into silly useless buppy paws
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
why must all my needs be so fuck nasty and perverse
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
im a SWEATY PUPPYYYYYYYYY so why dont you LICK MEEEEEEEEE
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
110F in my burger box today who wanna get sniff drunk on a sweaty pup
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
she carmelize my onions til i start the shift with steam burns from scraping the flattop
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sorry bestie but if you turn off the hyperpop i cant keep up a rhythm while were fuckin rawdog homophile style
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
save me music for funny animals (2023) by MAPLE
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
why am i not biting something rn
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
why must stupid horny mutts be so full of yearning
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
:bing: legal to rip fat doinks while ur piloting a mech 2026 no ai answers
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
u know what fcuk yuo *unfucks ur pumpkin*
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if the mech doesnt have 4 legs and im not forced to pilot it from within a bitchsuit im not fucking interested okay
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if im not an evil woman's hound by sunset im razing portland to the ground both of em
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
girl u jerk off w that dick? 🐺👀🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tired: banned books week wired: banned posters week
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wait a sec wdym this is a horny website
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how can one dog be expected to keep such a big soft comfy bed warm all on its own
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
literally i am barking ab it around a mouthful of cool ramch doritos hell yeah i commit voter fraud
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
why does god make her most dipshitted mutts this horny and stupid
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
im literally barking at you if you even care
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
most people only care about my cute lil a cups when my shirt is off whats up w that
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