bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 12hmy loves you cannot roll a better doink than me bskys best doink roller 010
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 15hneighbors across from work dont appreciate my complimenting their front yard blow up dolls (inflatable halloween decorations) 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 16hi have the unmet needs of a fuck nasty mutt 🐺🥺🐺😫🐺 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 17hwalking up to someone in a steelers jersey and complimenting their steely dam shirt 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 19htime to make instagram slop for the picky eaters of portland who cant handle eating vegetables or black pepper 010
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 21hig i need more transgender dogs and it/its pronoun havers to follow 010
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 21hwhy is it just my bus becoming 15-20 minutes late every morning and not the busses before and after the one i catch 100
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 21hliterally biting u rn if u even fkn care 🐺🥺🐺 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 21hwhy did god make me such a stupid horny mutt 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 22hi dont want to get in the burgerbox i want to hump an evil womans leg 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 22hwhy must bskys dumbest mutt be so full of yearning 🐺🥺🐺 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026haha woof woofwoof bark arfarfarf!! 🐺😊🐺 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026literally you could not handle my strongest doinks 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026stoned zoned and ready to bone crossfaded puppy reporting for duty 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026its not a nyc chopped cheese if it doesnt include nyc tap water 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026breastie if u dont get those fat sloshy honkers out of my face im gonna start biting 000
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if i dont get a dick in my face soon im gonna freakin perish 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026burger mutt is Dying in here gang 🐺😫🐺 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026simply put you could never roll better doinks than me unless you somehow turned my hands into silly useless buppy paws 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026why must all my needs be so fuck nasty and perverse 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026im a SWEATY PUPPYYYYYYYYY so why dont you LICK MEEEEEEEEE 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026110F in my burger box today who wanna get sniff drunk on a sweaty pup 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026she carmelize my onions til i start the shift with steam burns from scraping the flattop 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026sorry bestie but if you turn off the hyperpop i cant keep up a rhythm while were fuckin rawdog homophile style 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026save me music for funny animals (2023) by MAPLE 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026why must stupid horny mutts be so full of yearning 010
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026:bing: legal to rip fat doinks while ur piloting a mech 2026 no ai answers 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026u know what fcuk yuo *unfucks ur pumpkin* 011
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if the mech doesnt have 4 legs and im not forced to pilot it from within a bitchsuit im not fucking interested okay 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if im not an evil woman's hound by sunset im razing portland to the ground both of em 010
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026tired: banned books week wired: banned posters week 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026wait a sec wdym this is a horny website 010
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026how can one dog be expected to keep such a big soft comfy bed warm all on its own 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026literally i am barking ab it around a mouthful of cool ramch doritos hell yeah i commit voter fraud 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026why does god make her most dipshitted mutts this horny and stupid 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026im literally barking at you if you even care 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026most people only care about my cute lil a cups when my shirt is off whats up w that 000