Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Sailing uncharted waters with @82-0.bsky.social aiming to put the team with the funniest names together. #nbasky #EightyTwoAndO Who you running with? 120
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 19/05/2026New blazers ownership gonna have dame coming back to a chalkboard lmao #nbasky 010
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Say what you will about dystopia it's cool we got the ability to play darts online 000
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 09/05/2026The beautiful thing about the sixers annual swan song is the swan is always being torn to shreds alive by a troop of mandrills and the children are made to watch #heretheycome 000
Reposted by AleksejU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 30/04/2026CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to the seller, Shenzhenshixingchongjiakejiyouxiangongsi, doing business as Famill, LLC, of China. Famill, LLC has not agreed to recall the bed rails or offer a remedy to consumers. 1202
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Watching a horror movie with an unstoppable killing machine and being like "If we had universal healthcare the Jason Vorhees would be between the pipes Minnesota Wild" 000
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I like when NBA2k my player mode is like "yea you can play basketball. But first ... You need to learn to skateboard" and then also tells you John Collins is mad you're around 000
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Hello I am a sports broadcaster and when I say "midsection" I 100% mean nards 001
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Stephen King: what if a car was spooky Stephen King's son under a nom de plume: what if she never loved you and it was your fault and also the more you think about it you can't tell lies or you catch on fire 110
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Built a social app for #darts Voice recognition for ease of score logging. '01 games and cricket, 10 levels of robo opponent. Stats, analytics, and data based coaching. Lmk if interested in trying out. 000
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Pronouncing this Dutch guy like key and peele east west bowl 000
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Michael C. Hall saying he doesn't like Alf because he's disrespectful to his host family is my roman empire 030
Reposted by AleksejBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/12/2025The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for... 206216694941
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 12/12/2025AmA. No literally you can ask me anything I spent 160 seconds researching it this year. ❤️ @wikipedia.org 030
Reposted by AleksejRandom CFB Bowl Generator @randombowlgame.bsky.social · 08/11/2025The Iasis Healthcare Kwanzaa Sets Bowl 121
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 21/11/2025It's a little funny democrats were like "finally, a big dumb oaf this is the future of the party" and then he proceeds to be that and were like what the fuck? And I voted for him lol 010
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Embiid long term injury news dropping the first opposing FT to hit the rim 020
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I swear to God if Paul George isn't paying resident city wage tax rate 011
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Well well well, if they weren't exactly who we knew they are based on thirty years of evidence #sixers 010
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025If Shohei Ohtani and Victor Wembanyama playing sports at the same time isn't a sign of the end of days I don't know what is 010
Reposted by AleksejBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 24/10/2025the funniest pardon is going to be chauncey billups 21439
Reposted by Aleksejlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/10/2025Betting on games you play in: awful, uncool, threat to the sport, needs to be banned and illegal Betting in illegal poker ring organized by the mob: insanely cool but unfortunately still needs to be illegal 1161571
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I knew they'd add a snare to roundball rock I fuckin knew it 010
Reposted by Aleksejone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 21/10/2025The crown jewels of France were only worth a 3 year Aaron Gordon extension? 2536
Reposted by AleksejJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/10/2025i can’t believe the chiefs are playing in the sunday 1 pm window. this is exactly like when god assumed mortal form through jesus so he could experience life as man did 1269434
Reposted by AleksejTony Tassell @tonytassell.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Have we passed peak social media? @jburnmurdoch.ft.com here www.ft.com/content/a072... 29466126
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 03/10/2025They need to do this for professional wrestling wikipedias but the granularization just kind of ends 010
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Don't ever say shit about our bridges again fuckin impressed by a Roy Rodgers ass 000
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I am a little surprised there are 58 million pounds of corn dog available. Is corn dog a commodity? 000
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 25/09/2025The sixers to Quentin Grimes and his agent @rtrspodcast.bsky.social 010
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 21/09/2025POV you're on your way to the stadium to return kicks for the eagles 020
Aleksej @alekseii.bsky.social · 17/09/2025One of the best offensive players of all time just hit you with 101 4 seamer and 79mph curve back to back wyd 000
