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They/them | 30 | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ Art | bookbinding | OFMD (canyon forever), DND, TLT, Arcane No reposting my work. No AI. Want to support my work? www.patreon.com/AlbusCreates Want to check out my other socials? linktr.ee/albuscreates

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shout out to my neighbor who was so scared to tell me my chicken passed away.
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Few things are as humbling and as joy producing as moving up in what weights you can lift
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me taking one longsword class and I’m already looking at buying a sword… I swear it’s just because I want to practice at home
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When I’m having a bad day I give myself a sticker and today I had to pull out the big guns. (I can’t remember who gave me this sticker at supercon but I still love it))
Two panel sticker. Top is Bob belcher: “it’s hard to describe I mean I don’t want to over sell it but it changes you forever” bottom is an image from OFMD of the whole crew and the ofmd logo
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Shout out to me for signing up for a third library card
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You ever see stars while your Fitbit is asking you if you’re done with your work out yet just because you’re standing in the shower?
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’ve been dealing with some plantar fasciitis and lemme tell you lifting my big toe and then lifting the rest of my toes really is working wonders.
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ed just wants to dilly dally 😭
meme with two diff photos of ed teach, on the left under "born to dilly dally" is potato sack onesie kitten bell ed teach smiling and dilly dallying and fishing, on the right under "forced to lock in" is kraken ed completely numb but looking like he's about to burst into tears (our flag means death s2e2 and s2e5)
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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
lesbians EdIzzy <3
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s national kitten day. Please remember to feed and pet your kitten
Ed wearing his kitten bell looking at Stede in the moonlight. Preparin to SMOOCHEd wearing his kitten bell attempting to apologize to the crew without knowing what an apology is
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Reminder that there will be motion on KOSA and the KIDS ACT on monday Please contact your representatives literally right now of you can and demand censorship/surveillance legislation be opposed
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Calling my reps today…
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wait who do you guys think killed Jonbenet Ramsey?
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Maybe… straight men were right about motor boating…?
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Feña • daily Conito @moonysmith81.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
i miss izzy
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Holy fuck I’m gay
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Heart rate: 133 Body feeling: bad, anxious, heavy What am I doing? Standing. Yay POTS 😠
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Jokes on all of you, I am living the dream (researching gay penguins for work).
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My cat, Sigil, LOVES goldfish crackers. So much that he’ll steal them out of your hand. Today we learned this is the same case for cheezits. (I would like to assure everyone he only gets 1 cracker: moderation etc)
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Top screen: Slurm Slug looks at Fry (who has Meta AI over him) "that's Meta AI you can ask it anything"

Professor " ask it to fuck off"
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You guys I have like the worst art block. 😭
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Trish @slowpiracy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Stede bonnet speech bubble
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Haven't I seen that drow before...? Learn about Nettle, my half-orc bard OC, and the drow with her over on my Patreon! #albuscreatesart #dndoc #dndocart #sapphicart
a half orc looks into the eyes of a dark elf lovingly as pink spirits swirl around them in what might be my most sapphic art piece yet
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I told my husband I’m not out of the broom closet yet at work and he thought it was the most clever thing anyone’s ever said. And I’m just like… this is normal witch language…?
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My husband told me he doesn’t love me anymore (it’s time to go to bed)
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michiums @michiums.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
new !!! will have these with me at BICS and then will have these available online !
Photo of two piles of stickers one says I don’t dream of work I dream of toxic yuri, the other says the same but of toxic yaoi
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Babybel Bandit @greblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 27/03/2026
Hi! We're an alternative to Amazon's Audible, & here are a few things that people often don't know about us: 1. We have over 600k audiobooks in our catalog! You'll pretty much find whatever you want to read, other than Audible exclusives (but that's on them, not us)
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
A sticker from ohmygollyembroidery on Etsy that says Trans Lives Are More Important Than Harry Potter.
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Shout out to the protesters I see every morning: today there was someone dressed up as an angler fish
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Jay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Faux-old poster with fold marks. Postal Mascot Mr. Zip holds up a letter. Text reads: The Post Office is a SERVICE not a business! (Just like the police and fire departments!) When they say it NEEDS to turn a profit... Tell them to GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
+ Izzy Paws
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Katie Croonenberghs Art @kamakru.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The Postal Service, something we ALL rely on, should be funded by federal dollars. We are hemorrhaging money in this admin to fund w-rs and bs. There's enough to fund the PO *and* universal healthcare ffs. Medication is delivered through the post, ballots, commerce. This is one to call the reps for.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 11/03/2026
The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art) Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...
federalreserve.gov
Federal Reserve Board - Proposal Details
The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 06/03/2026
Make it stick.
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses"
On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.
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Mr Peculiar 🔞 NEW ANIMATION OUT @mrpecu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking. I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process
Office Rep: Hello! this is the office for congressman Billy Bob. How May I help you?

Me: Hey my name is (Gov. name) from (residing city). I had some concerns.

Office Rep: Sure thing I can pass on a message!

Me: Are you familiar with this ongoing push for these online safety laws? 

Office Rep: Hmm...Is there a particular bill or law that it involves?

Me: A few actually! 

Office Rep: Go ahead!Me: the KIDS Act, Kids online safety act (KOSA), the Screen Act, Sammy's Law, and the App Store Accountability Act

Office Rep: Got it!

Me: I strongly oppose these laws and I urge Billy Bob to vote no when these bills are up for vote. They do nothing to actually protect children and are just a cover to suppress free speech. 

Also There's been a bipartisan push to end section 230. I think Section 230 should be protected since it's important for online free speech. I'm not a fan of this speed running of a surveillance state happening
right now. Have you noticed that?

Office Rep: (Chuckles) Okay, I have it all written down and I'll make sure Billy Bob gets the message. Thank you for calling!

Me: Thank you for listening.
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Bison the Great @bisonyesterday.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The angry part of Bluesky remembered KOSA (now under the Kids Internet and Digital Safety Act, or H.R. 7757) exists but rather yell at you I'll say: If you have REALLY bad anxiety (like me!), you can call your reps after hours! Voicemail counts! The site 5Calls give you a script to read off of:
Default 5Calls script, what I've been doing post E&C Commitee is basically taking this and telling my reps to oppose KIDS AND KOSA than just KOSA now, it still works!
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Mr Albus: imagine Sigil (our cat) is a corporation Me: he’s not Mr Albus: yes he fucking is. Anyway, imagine he is…
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I asked several months ago, no answer, so I’m going to ask again: can someone please call CPS on the USA rn?
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’m starting to understand on an atomic level what Bilbo meant when he said he felt like butter scraped across too much bread.
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Theres a turd in the yard It’s a little squished Someone Probably you with your grinch feet Stepped in it. But I’m not ready to pick it up And toss it away Because it might have been the last you made Before we found you. And we took you to the humane society And they cremated you.
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Mahto @mahto808.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is why you need to be reading books and writing your own emails, by the way. When you outsource your thinking abilities, you risk turning your brain into soup. Heavy dependence on AI has already been linked with severe cognitive decline. What you don’t use, you will lose.
Headline in today's Guardian that reads "Reading and writing can lower dementia risk by almost 40 percent, study finds. Cognitive health in later life is 'strongly influenced' by lifelong exposure to intellectually stimulating environments, say researchers."
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My husband has an emotional support chapstick. He carries it with him everywhere. I am, frankly, the third in this relationship he has with chapstick. Which means one of my favorite things to do to show I love my husband is to steal it right from underneath his nose.
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The Blind Archer (Commission Waitlist Open) @theblindarcher.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
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Albus @albuscreates.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If I pay for a streaming service I don’t want to see fucking ads in the middle of my shows. How is it that the only respectable services I have right now are Netflix and Shudder? (by this criteria only)
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