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Alan Perrott

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Was previously biding my time elsewhere. I am now biding my time here. Sweet.

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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Come on you black clad All Whites...smashing Panama, sort of. #NZPanama
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Haven't watched these in yonks, but, ummmm, spellbound by this (such kids): www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRhx...
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Sousie and the Banshees Rock Family Trees
YouTube video by Roger Lewis
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You hate (love) to see it...
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I may have missed it, but has Jordan Fuckface sued Hager yet?
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Batman Thinking Deeply
ALT: Batman Thinking Deeply
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mate, we all feel your pain...
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you go for the King etc...what a shitshow.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coming to a coalition government near us?
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WTF? We can haz good things?: www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
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Stevie Wonder releases four unheard songs from Songs in the Key of Life sessions
Previously unreleased material comes as Wonder marks 50th anniversary of album with arena tour
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Simon Wilson @simonbwilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the heart of Nicky Hager’s book is a tale of how a group of cynical hard-right ideologues made racism a winning political platform, not because they’re white supremacists, but because it suited their interests. My Hopetown post is here #nzpol simonwilsonhopetown.substack.com/p/dirty-work...
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Dirty work and the disinfecting sunshine it deserves
Nicky Hager’s new book ‘Dirty Work’ reminds us how much we’ve lost in the last three years
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump's alt reality in a single photo.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna be mixologising a shit ton of 45s at this rather lovely excuse to get out of a Sundee from 1pm or thereabouts.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching post-Q time speeches and amazed by Lawrence Xu-Nan's ear strength...worth a vote.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The state of it; now gagging fHager's rips the TPU a new arsehole. Malign shitbags need to be taken down like yesterday.
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Aidy Bryant: Destroy Them All on SNL
ALT: Aidy Bryant: Destroy Them All on SNL
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Umm, is this bad? It looks bad.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hmm, HDC posts it's weekly decisions on Mondays at 2pm. Today Stuff had an unbylined story online at 2.10pm. What kind of voodoo science is this?
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John Volanthen Says 'Just Wonderin''
ALT: John Volanthen Says 'Just Wonderin''
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Their shitbaggery never ceases to etc and so on. Fuck.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG...how does that shithole country come back from this shit?
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not saying I predicted the future but: www.stuff.co.nz/entertainmen...
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Schmuck of the Irish
OPINION: Ed Sheeran's pitiful new song is cultural theft. And it's not OK.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did two interviews with Māori providers today that almost broke me - fuck this government. They push people into bear traps and then blame them for it, they should be hounded to their graves.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
USA USA USA is a helluva drug.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can we haz some too?
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Very nice. Can live with the apostrophe crime.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just needs a panto horse and a chimp on roller skates. Also, more flags.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Glorious
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's probably post-Dolly trauma but this made me laugh like a drain.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A very precisely worded fuck you.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Holy shitballs, watched most of the first half thru my fingers from behind the couch...what a second half. Me dearly departed dad would have adored that performance. #GETIN.
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Lindalee Cat's Surprised Reaction
ALT: Lindalee Cat's Surprised Reaction
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Go the Bangers, holy shit. Whoop whoop.
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Wednesday Addams' Iconic Gesture in Addams Family
ALT: Wednesday Addams' Iconic Gesture in Addams Family
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can anyone explain what's up with his arse and the back of his legs? And is it terminal?
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ummm...
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
All hail the Count.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So, do the conspirators get sacked? If not, why not? Need more popcorn. #nzpol
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Locked on a boat for freedom.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You can’t deny the Count is having fun right now. 😂 youtu.be/9lRA0r2G4BI?...
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Count Binface Travels... to Naze Tower!
YouTube video by Count Binface
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Aaron Hawkins @ahawkins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Despite their vocal campaigning against it in Opposition, the Ardern / Hipkins government didn't even contemplate undoing the damage of Voluntary Student Membership. And now the next Peters / Seymour government will simply finish the job.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I miss proper twitter
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Hayley @writagal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I was very surprised Stuff actually printed an actual column saying things like “maybe men should, for our own good, look past politicians who most accurately resemble our high school bullies” but here we are and this is worth a read - and maybe stick it under the nose of your fellow dudes, dudes.
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Men are tripping over their alphahood in the year of the Bro Election
Men are unemployed at a higher rate than women for the first time in seven years, yet guys keep voting against their own interests.
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Ian Powell @otaihanga.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Politics blog ‘Political Bytes’ discusses the wider implications and intrigue of the attack by the so-called Free Speech Union on an investigative journalist for being investigative. politicalbytes.blog/2026/08/03/s...
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Sinister ‘Free Speech Union’ attacks investigative journalist for being investigative
On 6 June I published a Political Bytes post criticising the mis-named Free Speech Union (FSU) for opposing the exercise of free speech, in the context of fulfilling his duty of care for student we…
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wut a steaming pile of shite that halftime show was - completely flummoxed by the appeal for Justin's low energy wittering.
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Station 19: Emmett Dixon Asks 'Are We Done?'
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Back from the Ireland test and I suspect NZ rugby crowds may be the most - is nonpresent a word? - batshit boring, why are you even here, supporter bases in world sport. The fuck was the joy in that?
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Say What: Woman's Expressive Reaction
ALT: Say What: Woman's Expressive Reaction
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Aussie Aussie Aussie
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Holy shit, love to know if England was watching that Mex-Ecuador game. That place was frothing at the bung, a total madhouse.
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Funny Baby Says Nope
ALT: Funny Baby Says Nope
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
LOUDER FOR THOSE AT THE BACK....
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
OMG OMG, what a game. Whoop whoop - need to do all my works during halftime break. Still fizzing...
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Joyful Baby Splashing - Buffalobills Kpop
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The fuck is up with The Post - Hooton and Malpass, really?
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Baby Facepalm WTF Reaction
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Watching Knicks-Spurs. Yet another reminder, if needed, that everything Trump touches, dies.
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Cursed Dean Winchester Moment
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's not just the question, it's the smirk. Just fucked up.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
NYC, thank you for your service.
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