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Alan Perrott

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Was previously biding my time elsewhere. I am now biding my time here. Sweet.

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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I tried, but that is more Luxon than I can stomach.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yesterday works for me.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good idea? Bad idea...
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Come on you black clad All Whites...smashing Panama, sort of. #NZPanama
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Haven't watched these in yonks, but, ummmm, spellbound by this (such kids): www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRhx...
youtube.com
Sousie and the Banshees Rock Family Trees
YouTube video by Roger Lewis
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bring it.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shame is so last century.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You hate (love) to see it...
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jason, yours please.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Loved the look on Senator Trad Wife’s face when it went to shit. But they have no shame, so whatevs.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I may have missed it, but has Jordan Fuckface sued Hager yet?
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Batman Thinking Deeply
ALT: Batman Thinking Deeply
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mate, we all feel your pain...
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you go for the King etc...what a shitshow.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I kinda tilt to Innervisions cos of Jesus Children, but yeah, timeless bangers for days on Key of Life. That run of albums is nigh on unbeatable.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coming to a coalition government near us?
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everything is awesome. On the bright side, we haz new (old) Stevie Wonder songs.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, no BRAYNZZZZ...
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WTF? We can haz good things?: www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
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Stevie Wonder releases four unheard songs from Songs in the Key of Life sessions
Previously unreleased material comes as Wonder marks 50th anniversary of album with arena tour
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just needs some Trump shoes for the icing on top.
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Simon Wilson @simonbwilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the heart of Nicky Hager’s book is a tale of how a group of cynical hard-right ideologues made racism a winning political platform, not because they’re white supremacists, but because it suited their interests. My Hopetown post is here #nzpol simonwilsonhopetown.substack.com/p/dirty-work...
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Dirty work and the disinfecting sunshine it deserves
Nicky Hager’s new book ‘Dirty Work’ reminds us how much we’ve lost in the last three years
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What the fucking fuck?
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump's alt reality in a single photo.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna be mixologising a shit ton of 45s at this rather lovely excuse to get out of a Sundee from 1pm or thereabouts.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seymour can get in the sea.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching post-Q time speeches and amazed by Lawrence Xu-Nan's ear strength...worth a vote.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kinda poignant to see the old familiar commenters beneath. Also, went out to find a copy of the book at lunchtime. Nope.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That fucking face. Arrrrgh…
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tar and feathering the fuckers would be good too. Then suggest they get in the sea to wash it off.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The state of it; now gagging fHager's rips the TPU a new arsehole. Malign shitbags need to be taken down like yesterday.
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Aidy Bryant: Destroy Them All on SNL
ALT: Aidy Bryant: Destroy Them All on SNL
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please please please
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The fess here is that you have leftover gravy.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Umm, is this bad? It looks bad.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hmm, HDC posts it's weekly decisions on Mondays at 2pm. Today Stuff had an unbylined story online at 2.10pm. What kind of voodoo science is this?
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John Volanthen Says 'Just Wonderin''
ALT: John Volanthen Says 'Just Wonderin''
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Their shitbaggery never ceases to etc and so on. Fuck.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am starting to suspect our Louise has shit for brains.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bags not. Hated freelancing.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Your notes? Mine would be shorthand and good luck with that. I can barely read it after a few days. #trainedprofessional
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG...how does that shithole country come back from this shit?
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not saying I predicted the future but: www.stuff.co.nz/entertainmen...
stuff.co.nz
Schmuck of the Irish
OPINION: Ed Sheeran's pitiful new song is cultural theft. And it's not OK.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is written.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did two interviews with Māori providers today that almost broke me - fuck this government. They push people into bear traps and then blame them for it, they should be hounded to their graves.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
USA USA USA is a helluva drug.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New Marvel character lands.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe if we let them score more tries they will get even more tired? #it'satrap
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rugby needs more rules, with subclauses too. They bring such joy.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do we dare hope? Gah.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How have the Bok got better test on test?
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I suspect everyone has a hair trigger following the cookers harassing Ayesha in Wtgn this week.
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Alan Perrott @alanperrott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yet again, us co-pilots are invisiblised. We can't all be Neil bloody Armstrong you know.
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