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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 5m

“I can’t fill the hole in your husband’s neck, but I can fill the hole in your heart, as well as . . . “

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Hack Smith: Let's Start Drilling Holes

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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 3h

Logging into the live stream and seeing a Liberty Biberty ad play beforehand will be a sign of the End Times.

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 5h

Dana White gonna get jealous from all this hype and start having monthly telivised UFC death matches

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 6h

this execution by firing squad is brought to you by crypto dot com

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Ascension, by Ford Madox Brown, 1844, 📸 by Kirsten Schmitt

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Not even big enough to fit an AR-15, what a scam

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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

can't even count on Bradgley because he's pitched every game. couldn't get ANYTHING from Morgan? Wandy and Randy weren't more promising than Robbie Ray? Management handing the series away even without the stars doing enough

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Padres need an experienced playoff manager to take them to the next level, like Aaron Boone

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Wonder what his wife thinks about this

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Padres need more Yankees fans in the front row of their bleachers

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Don’t they usually put it towards future tickets instead of a straight refund?

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Probably a credit towards future tickets in 2027!

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OptaSTATS (bot) @optastats-bot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Padres went 0-for-21 at the plate to end the season. That's the longest hitless drought by a National League team to end a postseason all-time. 🐦 x.com/OptaSTATS/status/210807730769…

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Bob Uecker’s ghost is cringing at this victory letter, like this is weird bruh 😭

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Randy Vasquez deserves justice

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Guess I know what it means now . . . 😭 #Padres 💔

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Those wives are getting FILLED on the nightly 😭

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

That's the kind of play you die mad about as a fan

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Manny gotta pull a Phil Nevin and get them thangs moved in!!

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

On top of the Padres shitting the bed, the bullshit/hateful/ignorant political ads are turned up to 11 tonight

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Cat Thumbs Up Cat Thumbs Up Meme

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Adam in the dugout: “If god is with me, why did I pitch like shit?” Hays: “The gays?” Adam:

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Skinner: Am I Out of Touch?

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Should’ve brought in Miller to relieve Buehler and finish the game and then everything would’ve been fine

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Seth Meyers' 'Right?!'

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Was upset about that last inning by our bullpen, but then I saw an ad for Liberty Biberty and then all my stress went away and I smiled, because Biberty is a clever play on words and now I need to go to Liberty to buy product

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Robbie Ray’s appearance, sponsored by Kalshi

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

FIRST PITCH IS A BALL SO OUTSIDE IT WOULDVE HIT THE BATTER IF HE WAS A RIGHTY (probably)

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“4 out of the 5 next hitters are left-handers . . . “ So Robbie Ray is being brought in to walk 4 of the next 5 guys?!? 🤷‍♂️

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Cat Thumbs Up Cat Thumbs Up Meme

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“After a long afternoon of putting new picture frames on the paintings and inside the fridge, nothing calms me down more than a Marlboro Red straight from the mobile rotary phone lighter”

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If the Padres win tonight, there’s a very good chance that their season continues and they get to play another game. LFGSD!!!

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La Dodgers Dodgers Fan

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Was Mitch McConnell at the game?

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The San Diego Padres have 3 postseason Wins

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“Kids theses days are too soft, wanting to use ALL of their senses SMDH”

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m glad my schedule didn’t work out for me to go to game 2 also. What a horrible way to wake up right before work to watch the last 2 innings of horror 😭 I was traumatized, and had to go take care of kids after that shit!! 🤣😭💀

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

After finishing night shift, a hot shower and a beer, it’s time to watch the condensed game of the Padres-Brewers from yesterday. Seeing the reactions on social media has me prepared for the worst. Wish me luck for the next 23 minutes and 2 seconds . . .

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Jack Nicholson in The Shining: Five Months of Peace

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Saw the 1st game against the Brewers, heartbreaking and we had so many chances to win. Slept from 2am-6am, drove back home got back just after noon. Slept for night shift. Woke up in the 8th inning with Miller coming on. Padres lose just before I get into work. Can’t wait to watch the replay 😢

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This Is Fine Meme

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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just woke up, I’m working night shift tonight lol. Hopefully Miller can go 1 more!!

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