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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 29/05/2026

Another massive "W" for the moderation team here, clearly keeping us all safe from the forces of evil by handing out a 2 dayer for the square root of fuck all. Just beyond words.

Some fucken nonsense, in between clicking on barely legal bongo

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 28/05/2026

Milburn says Ofsted system needs to change so schools incentivised to stop pupils becoming Neets. He's gonna suggest skip tracers or bounties for ears soon.

Alan Milburn, demonstrating the capabilities of his new "Tiger Feet" taskforce. He commented "You cunts aren't so NEET now, are you? Try the tiger light shit, I fucking dare you."

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 28/05/2026

I think I may have committed some sort of sin. This isn't even all of it.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 27/05/2026

We can all Mandy Rice-Davies our way through the main headline here, but what's this "highly unusual intervention"? Other than being the essence of evil incarnated via tooth enamel, the one thing you can say bank on with that cunt is being in the paper more often than the fucking masthead.

Tony Blair tells Starmer and rivals: abandon net zero and move closer to Trump
In highly unusual intervention, ex-PM says his party’s ‘almost infinite capacity for self-delusion’ makes it likely to lose next election

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 25/05/2026

This is Turbobastard, my biggest fan. It normally lives under the rower so I pass through it on the recovery stroke and it makes a noise like a very sad Piper Cub, but extreme conditions demand extreme responses. (Yes, I currently look like a Golden Lab hanging out of a Volvo)

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 25/05/2026

I think someone had the same idea, actually, looking at the little hole and the wear pattern around the bigger one. I like the back tube idea, I'm terrible for things coming undone and getting lost.

A tweed handbag with two holes, likely have been made by a badge or brooch.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 24/05/2026

Taught my friend to vectorize images for his vinyl plotter the other day and he just popped in to install a thank you pressie. Awwww.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 23/05/2026

The Shadowbanner has the goods once again.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 23/05/2026

It's The Shadowbanner labelling tool - I don't like blocklists, but do want to choose if, when and how I interact with certain content. I have a few:

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 22/05/2026

@blk.box blocked me in this very thread, just for posting this

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 21/05/2026

Have been really enjoying the new Periphery, "A Pale White Dot." The songwriting and arrangements are a lot tighter than in the past (no songs over five minutes) but the biggest leap is in Spencer's vocal, which are frequently unrecognisable.

The cover art for "A Pale White Dot" by Periphery

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 11/05/2026

There seems to be a lot of Sensible Moderates mistaking "ungovernable" for "people do not agree with me, a Sensible Moderate, that my opinion is the only one that matters" recently.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 11/05/2026

Not a heavy weapons girl, so relying on the classics.

A very impressive rendering of Snaga the Sender, demon-possessed axe of Druss

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 11/05/2026

They were doing so well until the last sentence. I'd have sworn reality was dawning until then.

Thoughts from a Labour MP:

“We have to face up to the fact every single one of them is fucking useless. Andy’s strategy has been a disaster. Angela bottled it. Ed clearly a hiding to nothing. Wes AWOL. God knows what Catherine West is doing. Not quite sure how we ended up here.”

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 07/05/2026

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... All these years and Gorka is still obsessed.

prioritize the rapid identification and neutralization of violent secular political groups whose ideology is anti-American, radically pro-transgender, and anarchist.”

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 05/05/2026

Wellbeing tips with Auntie Alanna, #7: You do not have to do this to yourself

A blessing from on high, a balm for the soul most beset, a simple remedy to improve your life and mental health and probably clear up that patch of dry skin you[ve been ignoring, but Jesus fuck, just get that towering sack of arsehole the flying fuck away from me, he has nothing to contribute but opprobrium and sucks the oxygen from everything just by existing. Whether he's an op or not, the net effect is the same and this is the only possible response to safeguard your wellbeing and that of your movements.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 05/05/2026

Fresh round, ladies and gents, gather round, I , Honest Steve will once again show you which cup the ball is under. Look, there it is, see, right next to my folder of printed out Facebook likes and Reddit posts. As ever, my personal guarantee - I am Steve Reed and I will See You Right.

Reedy and his little folder of misdemeanours

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 03/05/2026

Steve Reed has told you the ball is under the cup, you know old Steve, Honest Steve, now watch again, round and round they go, can't be any cheating here, showed you where the ball was, I'm Honest Steve, watch the ball and put your money down www.dumptheguardian.com/politics/202...

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 27/04/2026

This was done via wastewaster testing, but TBH you could just look at sales of king size or think "I wonder if people party at party time?"

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 24/04/2026

Rockso is blatantly supposed to be Dave Lee Roth, but the total, vapid lack of any irony at all is all Sammy.

Leonard "Dr Rockso" Rockstein, erstwhile frontman of Zazzblammymatazz. He does cocaine.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 23/04/2026

I have a pair of Beyer DT100 headphones I bought new in 2007. They are a bit grandad's hammer, as I've replaced at least three parts (cushions, drivers, cable) in that time as they got gigged to fuck and you can still buy them and the spares. They were first released in 1960.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 22/04/2026

At this point, this translates as "Rich Burgon seen buying Dianne Abbott some Frazzles," but sure.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 20/04/2026

Interestingly, since we started this thread, the position is now... wait for it... that he did nothing wrong. There were events, none were connected, no-one can say how this came to pass.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 20/04/2026

Well, it's certainly beggared mine, not to mention tied it up at gunpoint during the robbery and then executed it gangland-style out the back by the shed once all the gear was in the motor.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 19/04/2026

Again the lie persists that Mandelson's appointed was strategic, rather than a payoff for all his hard work. Lammy also trotted out the same bilge last night. bsky.app/profile/alan...

t is obvious to anyone, at least in the unconscious part of the brain, that Starmer appointed Mandy not because the PM is corrupt, or hoped to receive kickbacks, or enjoy transfers into a Swiss bank account. No, he did it in what he perceived to be the national interest.
Okay, I happen to think he was wrong. You maybe did too. It was a gamble. As I said at the time, Trump’s Washington is a snakepit, which is why the PM appointed a snake.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 19/04/2026

This is because I politely pointed out that he was misusing the word "tankie."

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 18/04/2026

The interesting thing here is that Lammy is talking total bollocks. Karen Pierce was already been in post, Trump liked her and requested that she remained in post rather than replacing her with Mandelson and was ignored.

Lammy did, however, admit there had been “some time pressures” on the Foreign Office last January to confirm Mandelson in post as Donald Trump was re-entering the White House.

“There was a feeling that obviously Trump had won the election in November, he was moving into the White House, and it would be good if we had an ambassador. So there was some time pressures around that I recall at the time.”

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 16/04/2026

What perfect album came out when you were 16?

Cover art for "Need To Control" by Brutal Truth

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 14/04/2026

*cocking head like Lassie as cis people talk*

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 13/04/2026

There were no replies here, just code telling you you are clever. Your weakness means you should all be fed, live and screaming to @horsedisc.bsky.social , the one true God of BSky and the only pure thing on this wretched website. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 12/04/2026

I don't want to reply in the thread and ruin the bit but this, re an American whose bio explicitly says he is not Scottish and who was talking about America, is perfect, subtle bait.