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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 02/06/2026

Goose was right - this website is deeply transphobic at management level and I'm either going to have a break until my NorthSky invite comes through or pack up. There are other means to keep in touch, but otherwise, play from your fucking heart.

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Bill Hicks Quotes @billhicksquotes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

PLAY FROM YOUR FUCKING HEEEAAAARTT!!

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 01/06/2026

*slow clapping* GJ moderation team, got another one, eh? Fuck you.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 01/06/2026

Mr MacLeod, who kicked the crap out of my mate Surbjit and screamed racist abuse at him while he cowered in fright on the geog classroom floor. Mrs West, who found me kicking a ball inside and battered me to the point that my mother, no stranger to handing out violence, complained to the school.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 01/06/2026

Eating pussy. (pretty sure this is gay when a woman does it too)

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Ruby, pretty ape machine @anontranshoe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

among the things I need to take care of this month are getting the electric bill in my name and covering any back payments that are due (a few hundo), signing up to get internet service installed here so we can all get online again ($100), and covering water and garbage for the month ($130)

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Ruby, pretty ape machine @anontranshoe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I refuse to charge rent or require payment from them, since the goal is to help them rebuild their lives and that's harder if you're struggling to pay bills, but this means I have to cover hundreds of dollars in bills and rent myself; anything folks can contribute helps, even small donations!

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Ruby, pretty ape machine @anontranshoe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Hi, it's the gays' month now and that means you should send gays money to help them survive! I'm currently housing 3 otherwise houseless trans folks outta my own pocket and can use help covering the bills cshapp: Razorgrrl paypal.me/razorgrrlrec...

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 01/06/2026

They go to such trouble in sci-fi with energy shields and stuff, but in the real world, you'd just make spaceships out of material impervious to laser damage, such as my facial hair.

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𓆩🩸Ruby Bloodthirst Rockatansky🩸𓆪 @rubyrockatansky.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

it's been a while since I've promoted my own music, so if you haven't already, give my tunes a go, will ya? $5 to own an hour of conceptual prog metal, but it's set for unlimited free plays anyway and I'm happy to give out download codes 🧛‍♀️🚀 rubyrockatansky.bandcamp.com/album/the-va...

rubyrockatansky.bandcamp.com

The Vampires of Vulcan (Seven Sisters Saga Vol. 2), by Ruby Rockatansky

13 track album

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 31/05/2026

Maybe electing the guy with a Nazi tattoo is bipartisanship?

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 31/05/2026

Not sure what response was expected from the person not once but twice invading my mentions to cape for Euan Blair but the block button seems insufficient to the occasion.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 31/05/2026

If Wes Streeting can advocate for drilling in the North Sea, can I, as a Northern C, advocate for drilling into Wes Streeting?

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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

this is devastating and its horrific that it's by no means a rare one-off aberration. horrific abandonment and complete refusal of any accountability is the norm rather than the exception in our public services and so many people are being forced into appalling situations of desperation

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 30/05/2026

I always have a sneaking suspicion this is actually me, but never more so than reading the thread this came from. All those words, all lined up and shiny, look. I can't even claim age, I believe we errr... turned 29 around the same time.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 30/05/2026

Canonically, Boober Fraggle is an egg The hat, the scarf, the neurodivergence, the love of laundry - that boy is absolutely one of ours

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corpus @corpus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

The reason protests don't work anymore is they used to be a threat of insurrectionary violence

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 29/05/2026

Another massive "W" for the moderation team here, clearly keeping us all safe from the forces of evil by handing out a 2 dayer for the square root of fuck all. Just beyond words.

Some fucken nonsense, in between clicking on barely legal bongo

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 29/05/2026

If Labour were really desperate to get Nigel Farage's phone reported to the security services, surely they'd just disguise it as a Times journalist?

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 29/05/2026

It's easy to take the piss, but you shouldn't underestimate the low cunning of even quite basic ties. The stripey ones you get in rowing clubs have been known to corner the unwary and steal their inheritance and I know at least three silk efforts doing big numbers as findoms.

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𓆩🩸Ruby Bloodthirst Rockatansky🩸𓆪 @rubyrockatansky.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

are you: trans? a metal musician? want to contribute to a compilation album that will raise money directly for trans people in need? then what the fuck are you waiting for?? get in the pit!! forms.gle/dhtLGhurrwQs...

$screenshot of google doc that says the following: Trans Metal Comp; Hi!! We're putting together a compilation album comprised of metal tracks composed by trans musicians and are currently seeking submissions! The album will be released on Bandcamp on June 26th and all sales will go directly towards individual trans folks' fundraising campaigns. We had initially planned on donating to an organization, but the fact of the matter is that right now, trans people need money, and the best way to help is by giving directly. We will be as transparent as possible with where the money goes and boost who we can. If that sounds good to you, read the guidelines below and come headbang along with us! \m/ ALL subgenres of metal permitted. Power metal, deathcore, crossover thrash; as long as it's some flavor of metal or has clear metal crossover influence to it, we'll likely accept it. Whether or not specific submissions are accepted is at the sole discretion of the organizers. If we end up not using your work for any reason, don't feel discouraged! It likely just didn't fit the vibe we're going for. NO tracks made with or containing anything regurgitated by "generative" AI NO Nazi shit. If you're trans and also a Nazi for some fuckass reason, look elsewhere. And get your damn life together. NO cis-led solo acts. If your band or project has cis people involved, that's fine!! As long as at least one member is trans and plays an active role in the performance and/or songwriting, feel free to submit. Up to TWO tracks per artist; up to two songs under the same name will be accepted. If you have or are involved with multiple projects, as long as they're distinct from each other and under different names, feel free to submit up to two tracks for each. You must own the rights to the music you submit; any tracks submitted must be owned by you or with the permission of whoever does, and you must personally be involved in the track in either its composition, performance on the recording, or…$

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 29/05/2026

I am going to put forward a Scar Foss track for this comp. scarfoss.bandcamp.com/album/surfac... I'll also put leads on your shit if you're in need - (there's solos on tracks 4 and 8 of the S2A demos) or we can collab if you work fast - submission deadline is June 14th.

scarfoss.bandcamp.com

Surface To Air demos, by Scar Foss

3 track album

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 29/05/2026

Oooh, I made new lists, just for being mildly snarky! It's a great outcome, but I've been working hard in training and at the end of the day you've just got to take your chances and have faith the result will come, massive result on the day but it's just one match etc MLs are such babies.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 29/05/2026

"Oh but this asshole is my special lucky asshole, my little chotchky anus, he's just a little baby, he's not like the other assholes!" Oh yes he fucking is.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 29/05/2026

So sad that it's come to this between Richie and Jon.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 28/05/2026

Milburn says Ofsted system needs to change so schools incentivised to stop pupils becoming Neets. He's gonna suggest skip tracers or bounties for ears soon.

Alan Milburn, demonstrating the capabilities of his new "Tiger Feet" taskforce. He commented "You cunts aren't so NEET now, are you? Try the tiger light shit, I fucking dare you."

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 28/05/2026

It's tempting to respond to Labour banning social media for young people because kids are up all night on their phones with "Huh, it was records and books in my day, would they ban those too?" and I want you to temper that urge with the knowledge and understanding that they absolutely fucking would.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 28/05/2026

Unless you're from a country that eats them, I don't think you could tell whether these are authentically horse-flavoured, but sure.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 28/05/2026

Oh, shut up, you pillock. I've spent decades defending my love for your songwriting and every time you say something silly - and there have been MANY occasions - I have to do it all over again. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/m...

theguardian.com

Loss of manual jobs could be driving toxic masculinity, says Sting

Musician says ‘we’ve lost that direction for our energy’ as his play The Last Ship returns to West End

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 27/05/2026

ADHD medication is supposed to be reducing my impulsivity, but somehow I have messaged the new New York-style jazz jam about what tunes get played even though I am not ready and I do not look right and I am not playing right and aaaaargh

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 27/05/2026

We're looking down on people who watch Spider-Noir in Technicolour, right?

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 27/05/2026

A reminder: if you do not wish to support The Guardian, you can always use Dump The Guardian - just pop "dump" in front of "theguardian" in the address. www.dumptheguardian.com

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Simunch @simunch1.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Then there is his wife Suzanne Ashman, who heads the Sovereign AI Fund - a £500 million venture capital fund established by the UK gov in April 2026. Together the pair already have personal wealth well into the £100s of millions.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 27/05/2026

Hadn't realised Euan Blair runs Multiverse, the AI company partnered with Palantir on the NHS data contract.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 27/05/2026

So if God has a cock, anyone who doesn't is unclean and transes, well... *tremolo picking and blastbeats intensify*

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 27/05/2026

We can all Mandy Rice-Davies our way through the main headline here, but what's this "highly unusual intervention"? Other than being the essence of evil incarnated via tooth enamel, the one thing you can say bank on with that cunt is being in the paper more often than the fucking masthead.

Tony Blair tells Starmer and rivals: abandon net zero and move closer to Trump
In highly unusual intervention, ex-PM says his party’s ‘almost infinite capacity for self-delusion’ makes it likely to lose next election

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 27/05/2026

Rickrolled my boss in Morse, day's going well

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 26/05/2026

Crikey, if it gets much warmer, I might have to think about wearing something other than black jeans.

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Jimi Eat Hendrix @vcmusictheory.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Some may say this chapter of American history has closed, but if Sonny taught us anything, it is more open than ever

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Vernon Reid @vurnt22.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The Williamsburg needs to be renamed the Sonny Rollins Bridge.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 25/05/2026

This is Turbobastard, my biggest fan. It normally lives under the rower so I pass through it on the recovery stroke and it makes a noise like a very sad Piper Cub, but extreme conditions demand extreme responses. (Yes, I currently look like a Golden Lab hanging out of a Volvo)

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woundlicker @lowercayce.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

all living things change in a dynamic environment, your effort to remain what you are is what limits you

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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 25/05/2026

No but for serious the constant focus on fetishes (often pathologised as "paraphillias") as the ultimate source of sexual danger is patriarchal propaganda. It's rape culture defending itself by locating abuse not in the everyday, ordinary man (where it mostly is) but in the deviant and the queer.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 25/05/2026

This is quite cute, but the only true BSky discourse is Americans interjecting themselves in conversations not about America to talk loudly about America and then get offended that other people are not doing so, particularly if they are not American.

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Alanna 🏴 @alannablack.com · 24/05/2026

Taught my friend to vectorize images for his vinyl plotter the other day and he just popped in to install a thank you pressie. Awwww.

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