AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Yesterday, you couldn’t move in London without bumping into a Muckspreader. 010
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall? youtu.be/-k4yjCo8JWs?...youtu.beSlade - Merry Xmas Everybody but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking...YouTube video by Michael M 231
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 30/11/2024But how did she know it was the real Flo out of Twitter? 110
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 29/11/2024The draft folder is still a thing of wonder. A treasure trove of sparkling wit if you’re a bit drunk, but curiously unfunny when you’re not. 010
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 29/11/2024You can’t fool me. That’s your bluesky sock account. 110
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Meanwhile, in that completely sane space that we used to call home.. 010
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024You’d hope that there would be some sort of a system, like a cordoned-off area, where borderline-noncey-VIPs can be safely kept apart from normal people. 🤞 110
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Our wotsit, That is in quavers. Give us this day our daily chomp. Etc 120
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Let us make the sign of the Chomp. Flo be with you. 320
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Just imagine if heaven actually existed, and you somehow managed to fluke it in past the bouncers… …Only to find Russell fucking Brand was also in there. 😬 233
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024“Ewe are the media now” Ylon Mwsg 2024 💪 🏴media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a sheep in a field .ALT: a black and white photo of a sheep in a field . 000
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024All apologies! I should of course said: ‘up your bottom’. 130
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Incredible life story. From Newcastle’s centre-forward to El Presidente of Argentina. 🙌 🇦🇷 030
Reposted by AlanGorithm™️Kevin Long @kevinthelong.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Clarkson's children will inherit diddly squat - as well as his £200 million pound fortune. 49417
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Can’t wait for the new blockbuster west-end musical “Get Off Moi Larrrnnnnnd”. 🎶 000
Reposted by AlanGorithm™️Not Florence Lox 🏴 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Will the last person leaving Twitter turn off the far-rights? 23613125
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Someone’s been rolling around in Caramacs again 🙄 010
Reposted by AlanGorithm™️AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year. 021
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year. 021
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Apparently it’s also further west than most people think, due to the fact that the UK was placed on the globe in quite a slovenly fashion. 010
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Top tip! Throw your phone algorithm off the scent by voicing opinions that you don’t hold, and searching for things that you have no intention of buying. You’ll thank me later 👍 000
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 01/11/2024Speaking of blind, well done for landing the coveted Specsavers gig. 110
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 01/11/2024It would be so funny to see how rapidly his stock would fall *if* Kamala wins.. 🤞🤞🤞🤞 000
Reposted by AlanGorithm™️Not Florence Lox 🏴 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 01/11/2024www.theguardian.com/science/2024... It did manage the full works of Twitter so give it some credit.theguardian.comUniverse would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study findsAustralian mathematicians call into question the ‘infinite monkey theorem’ in new research on old adage 394
Reposted by AlanGorithm™️Not Florence Lox 🏴 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 31/10/2024A quick summary of the budget: some old and rich people will have to stump up a bit of cash to pay for the daft c*nts who voted for Brexit. 2375
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 31/10/2024It’s the least wonderful time of the year 🎶 youtu.be/Zwr1st72wkY?...youtu.beKXVO Pumpkin Dance to Ray Parker's Ghostbusters!YouTube video by AxeyTheClown 000
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 29/10/2024At least he’s finally put up an honest Twitter Bio. 000
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 29/10/2024🤣 You’ve spelled ‘Poli’i’cal Prisnah’ wrong though. 000
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 29/10/2024*These* are the boats we really need to be stopping. 150
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 28/10/2024Needs a unique & snappy title. The Rest Is SelfReferentialBollocks maybe. 110
AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Here’s hoping. It would be time to leave for good if the unthinkable happened. But conversely, it will be fucking hilarious on there if the Dems do pull it off. 010
Reposted by AlanGorithm™️AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Timely reminder to donate to Wikipedia.✅ 354
