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AlanGorithm™️

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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Yesterday, you couldn’t move in London without bumping into a Muckspreader.
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall? youtu.be/-k4yjCo8JWs?...
youtu.be
Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking...
YouTube video by Michael M
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Meanwhile, in that completely sane space that we used to call home..
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Just imagine if heaven actually existed, and you somehow managed to fluke it in past the bouncers… …Only to find Russell fucking Brand was also in there. 😬
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
“Ewe are the media now” Ylon Mwsg 2024 💪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
media.tenor.com
a black and white photo of a sheep in a field .
ALT: a black and white photo of a sheep in a field .
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Incredible life story. From Newcastle’s centre-forward to El Presidente of Argentina. 🙌 🇦🇷
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Kevin Long @kevinthelong.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Clarkson's children will inherit diddly squat - as well as his £200 million pound fortune.
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Can’t wait for the new blockbuster west-end musical “Get Off Moi Larrrnnnnnd”. 🎶
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Oi, 🇺🇸…
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Will the last person leaving Twitter turn off the far-rights?
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Il faut cultiver notre jardin.
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Oi, 🇺🇸…
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year.
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year.
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Top tip! Throw your phone algorithm off the scent by voicing opinions that you don’t hold, and searching for things that you have no intention of buying. You’ll thank me later 👍
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
www.theguardian.com/science/2024... It did manage the full works of Twitter so give it some credit.
theguardian.com
Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds
Australian mathematicians call into question the ‘infinite monkey theorem’ in new research on old adage
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
A quick summary of the budget: some old and rich people will have to stump up a bit of cash to pay for the daft c*nts who voted for Brexit.
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
It’s the least wonderful time of the year 🎶 youtu.be/Zwr1st72wkY?...
youtu.be
KXVO Pumpkin Dance to Ray Parker's Ghostbusters!
YouTube video by AxeyTheClown
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Timely reminder to donate to Wikipedia.✅
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Timely reminder to donate to Wikipedia.✅
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
“Throw off your mental chains (Ooo-ooo-Oo)” 🎶
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Absolutely loving Ade Edmonson’s new comic creation. Best since Vyvyan. Bravo 👏
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Fun fact: Kamala Harris was only 5 years old when Donald Trump first avoided the Vietnam draft.
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Great to see that Bluesky has bought the rights to this. Bold move 👏
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
So, where are all the swivel-eyed loons? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Incredible to think that I once worked with someone who transcribed ‘Chatham House Rules’ as ‘Chattermouse Rules’ 🐭.
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Good to know that the right wing grifters are going to suffer from the left's exodus from twitter. Most of their interactions and therefore very easy money were from liberal people silly enough to inadvertently amplify their posts. They're going to miss that money and attention.
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
‘Rawdogging’. Nice to finally have a name for that thing that people do in finance meetings.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
I’ve been Poked. www.thepoke.com/2024/08/09/p...
thepoke.com
People have been coming up with paint colours to describe the furious complexion of Little Tommy Ten Names - 12 apt descriptions (NSFW)
Serial breaker of hate-based social media rules and professional shit-stirrer, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (aka Tommy Robinson) has been all over the news recently, for allegedly inciting and capitalising o...
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
If Farrow & Ball were naming this colour, what would they call it?
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Nice to breathe in some fresh Blue Sky air after the stench of teenage-boy’s-bedroom from the other place…
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Nice to breathe in some fresh Blue Sky air after the stench of teenage-boy’s-bedroom from the other place…
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Anyone ever noticed Space Karen’s uncanny resemblance to a tortoise?
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Hello Twitter renegades (from back when it was good). Looking to follow some likeminded folk on here. Please re-Tweet 😘
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AlanGorithm™️ @alangorithm.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
RIP Twitter 2006-2024 Murdered by Musk.
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