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A.K. Browne

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Author, mama, caffeine enthusiast. WIP- Fool’s Gold querying now! WIP- AToBH currently drafting

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A.K. Browne @akbrowne.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Need the perfect book to get you in the mood this spooky season? Look no further than Calderwood by Leila A.M. Martin; a gothic fairytale with prose (and a villain) to die for 🐍🚪💋 @leilaammartin.bsky.social
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My favorite rejection for my ghost hunting book in all of its glory—because, really, that’s a badge of honor. #unhingedpit #q #a #uf #horror #COMEDY
Rejection says, “Katie,
This is a bit dark for my tastes.
Best,”
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Jeanette is Writing @thewriterjo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
What would you do if you found this note in your room, the only trace left behind from your one night stand with a handsome stranger? #UnhingedPit #Q #Mystery #YA
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AuthorSheenaBlack @authorsheenablack.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
She thought she was a side character. Turns out, she’s just a side chic in sunglasses—at night. Unpopular in school. Now she’s wanted—by everyone. Dead or alive. #UnhingedPit #A #F #SPEC #Q
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Amelia @ameliagthorn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Blasphemous, batshit crazy high fantasy brought to you by a chronically sleep deprived pansexual who really ought to be under some kind of supervision. Consider yourselves warned. #unhingedpit #f #wip
The background is a man in the water pointing a middle finger toward the camera. It is overlaid with a darkish purple

“Reasons why THE DYING RELIGION f*cking sucks”

Magic isn’t power. It’s a parasite.
The gods are *ssholes.
I rip religion a new one.
The MC and Villain are in love and very angsty, but no kiss.
So much cast diversity in terms of LGBTQIA, disabled and people of colour the Mango Mussolini would pop a vein.
The prose is so purple Thanos asks for skincare tips.
I’m the one writing it and I am, at best, mentally unstable.”
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Samuel Clark @samuelclark3.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Extract of an interview found in 'The Burgandy Discord' filed under X. Never published and heavily censored. #UnhingedPit #Q #H #F
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Mariah Stillbrook @mariahstillbrook.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Ronnie is burdened by a secret deeper than the affair she had with her art professor this last semester. What she doesn't realize is that SHE is an enigma. A hybrid witch cursed by dragon blood and a fatal destiny. #UnhingedPit #A #UF #Q
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Anna Hirsch @annahirsch.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
What if Barbie's Princess and the Pauper was a dark, bloody romantasy? Don't worry, I already wrote it. #UnhingedPit #F #R #Q
A still of Preminger from Barbie Princess and the Pauper holding a mock book cover for What Bleeds Beneath by Anna Hirsch
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Sara Duran ✨is AGENTED✨ @saraduran.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I know they call this the trenches, but I never expected my own CHARACTERS to reject my queries 😅 #UnhingedPit #YA #F #LGBT #amquerying
A mock query rejection email with a pearl bead background:

Text:
Dear Sara,
Thank you for wasting my time with your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN. For future reference, please note that I'm only open to multi-POV YA fantasy where the sapphic childhood-besties-turned-lovers don't get a happily-ever-after.
Side note: A scorned ghost pirate trapped inside the head of a closeted princess until they both learn to help each other come out? How original.
Regrets,
Princess Mira

View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/give-up-dummy.A mock query rejection email with a gold coin background. 

Text:

Sara,
Thank you for considering me for the most torturously feel-good, insufferably hopeful-even-in-its-bleakest-moments novel I've ever had the displeasure of reading. I suggest you jump ship on writing and take on a more practical hobby like swashbuckling, rum drinking, or breaking the curse that has me stuck inside the head of this whiny princess (thanks for that, by the way).
Kick bricks barefoot,
Captain Amir

View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/I-hate-youA mock query rejection email with an ocean wave background. 

Text:

Hi Sara,
Thank you so much for your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN. While I truly admired the 82,000 word count, non-Western fantasy setting, and LGBTQ+ representation, unfortunately, I will have to pass. I would, however, like to offer a minor suggestion to change the title to THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHANNA, as I believe this better reflects the titular character's gender identity.
Best wishes,
Johanna
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QueryTracker.net/portal/Protect-Trans-KidsA mock query rejection email with a bloody background. 

Text:

Ms. Duran,
The empire has scrupulously reviewed your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN, and has found that beneath the lighthearted, adventurous story of queer joy and acceptance is a truly blasphemous critique of the colonization of the Global South. We will be passing, but please do keep us in mind for any future projects featuring white, male, cis-het protagonists, preferably in settings inspired by medieval Europe.
Regards,
General Genovese
View your query status page at
QueryTracker.net/portal/is-this-one-pushing-it?-maybe-lol
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✨Meagan Essary swears she's querying✨ @thecrumpet.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
GILMORE GIRLS x WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? Wanna remember the worst college boyfriend you ever had? The one that still makes you wonder if you're actually capable of having your own shitty thoughts in your head instead of his? Well little lady, THIS ENDS NOW is for you! #unhingedpit #UM #A #Q
A very negative Yelp-style review of Lainey Pike's relationship with Gregory Shipp, her toxic mess of a college boyfriend.
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Ali Z @alizagame.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Brooke being gaslit by her cult-like church into never believing that her crush (the pastor's daughter) never existed/didn't go missing like: #YA #YAThriller #querying #Q #UnhingedPit
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Stephanie Raye @stephanieraye.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
#AITA for Setting Up A Fake Wedding Agency? My 3 friends & I began sabotaging the weddings of our former high school rivals by creating a fake wedding agency. Once a wedding went to shambles, we ran like hell & skipped town. TL;DR #AITA or is karma really that bitch? #UnhingedPit #A #WF #R
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Catherine Winters @catherinewinters.com · 09/07/2025
#UnhingedPit #SF #LGBT #R #Q
A pixelated JPEG infographic:
STOP HIRING HUMANS

1. HUMANS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THEIR TERRITORY
2. Incredible strength and speed, constant hunger for flesh, etc.
3. Humans have OVER 160 TEETH
4. Insist on counting to TEN instead of normal amounts like eight
5. “PLACENTAL MAMMALS”??? (Laziness related?)
6. Irresponsible, addicted to TERRIBLE breakfast stimulants
7. Humans cause their crewmates to have WEIRD FEELINGS (You all get that too, right?)

LOOK at what your crewmates have to deal with (These are REAL Human traits, done by REAL Humans):
Gun, bad at space, sharp teeth, unsolicited nudes

“Hello I would like to eat food and stare at you”

They have played us for absolute fools
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Dawn Berkoski @dawnberkoski.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
If my heroes and I were cats.😻 *Agent guide on profile* #UnhingedPit #PR #amquerying #Writing 💙📚
Photo of three cats. One is dressed as a CEO, another as a bartender, and the third is reading a book. The first two represent Alex and Jason from the paranormal romance, I Am Chosen. The one reading a book represents the writer, Dawn Berkoski
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K. L. Geer | Speculative Author @authorklgeer.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
#UnhingedPit Side Characters in Dreams (a.k.a. #F “Altered Carbon”) ☀️The Sun is a Lady 👁️ 👄 👁️Kintsugi porcelain doll (life sized and ALIVE): Creepy Speaks in riddles? Of course. Love her anyway? You betcha. 👩🏾‍🦱👠Elegant (and slightly thirsty) librarian/BFF Stupid Men™️ Pitch: song titles as the hook🎶
Spotify screenshot of a playlist titled Dreams No Mortals Dare. Description is “Gothic blend of horror, romance, and fantasy ~90k words. Standalone. Querying now.”
Songs:
Oops!…I did it again by Britney Spears
Car Crash by Three Days Grace
Wife Beater by The Plot in You
Breakin’ Dishes by Rihanna
A Raven by Shawn David McMillen
Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
That Was Weird by Paul Mangan
Time to Sleep by 1000 Years
Lucid Dreams by Juice WRLD
My Sanctuary by Lord of the Lost
In a World of My Own from Disney’s animated Alice in WonderlandA Spotify playlist. Songs:
Lilith by Halsey
Porcelain by Baby Bugs
Living Doll by John Eddie
My Only Friend by Ill Spector
Happy? By Mudvayne
Happy to Be Here by Wookiefoot
In My Dreams from Broadway’s Anastasia musical
When I Wake by Justin Hurwitz
Ain’t Got No Money by Justin Townes Earle
Starving by Jessie Paege
my husband hates me by citrusmilk
Who’s That Knockin’ At My Window by Those Darlins
Creepin Creeper Man by FunnyMike
Scary Hot by RalphA Spotify playlist. Songs:
When He Speaks by Anna Miriam Brown et. al.
POE by Ruger, BNXN
He’s Not Real by PansyVibes
First Nightmare by Stahlfrequenz
He Won’t Leave Me Alone by GMWA Mass Choir
Fuckin’ Up My Shit by Jay D
ROT by WesGhost, Jutes
DECAY by Jordan Adetunji
Get Rid of Him by Dionne Warwick
U Can’t Touch This by MC Hammer
Now I’m going crazy by Halfdead
Takin’ Pills by Pistol Annies
Flirtin’ With Disaster by Molly Hatchet
A.K.A. by CBC Story, Jaxaxe, Antknee
Raven Man by The Allen Sisters
I Am Not A Cheater by CR2 RUNITUPA Spotify playlist. Songs:
It’s Because I’m Dreaming by Finique
And I’m Scared by Cyanotic
Just A Bit Horny by The Oracle of St. Vincent
Mostly I’m Just Scared by Amy Bezunartea
AHHHH by Blanco y Sancho
Spiders by System of a Down
Headache by Motionless in White
Who Am I (What’s My Name)? By Snoop Dogg

Larger text at the bottom: Edgar Allan Poe x Alice in Wonderland x Nevermore by Kelly Creagh
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Bree Buonomo @breebwrites.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
These Mortal Woes: If Twilight, Euphoria Season 1, and Misery became a thruple, then had a baby that grew up and had to unpack all their trauma. #unhingedpit #A #H #Q
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Jessica DeLand - Author (is getting published! 😱) @delandjessica.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Combine: ~2 cups panic attacks ~3 tbsp despair ~1 pinch ballet dreams Beat on high with kidnapping and threats. Add: ~3 cups grit ~2 cups spying ~1 cup empathy ~4 tbsp found family ~2 tsp slow burn Bake in a pressure cooker until well scrambled by betrayal. #unhingedpit #Q #YA #F #M #R #MH
GIF of Steven He hurling a remote onto the floor while sitting on a couch saying, "Emotional Damage." Added above are the words "When everyone in your life betrays you and you have no idea who to trust."
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R. E. McManus @earthkids.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
For fans of Danny Phantom, aaangst, Scooby-Doo, cellos, Anakin Skywalker, arson, Anna Dressed in Blood, biiiirds, This Savage Song, the power of friendship, Underwood Tapes, being insecure, Batman Beyond & betrayals! Read about how Denny becomes everyone's problem. #UnhingedPit #YA #H #DF #Q #LGBT
A meme with the top being Frodo as Guitar saying "What are we holding onto, Denny" and the bottom is Sam as Denny looking at Frodo as Guitar with a molotov cocktail saying "It's called a Molotov cocktail ad you're gonna want to throw it fast."The darkest timeline meme from community. The top says "Sebastian: *seeing the future*" then below is the mess of one person putting out a fire poorly and spreading it and says "Denny starting fires" then the fire says "Problems made worse by Denny" there is a group of people huddled around a person who was shot ad it says "Denny almost dying (again)" and then someone watching from another room it says "Guitar pining for Denny"
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Marine St. Jean @marinestjean.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
#unhingedpit #a #lgbt A good portion of the lesbian experience in one meme.
Squidward order meme. Caption: I'll have a double dose of mommy wounds with a fall in love with a straight girl and can't tell my crush I like her because reasons with vampires, but make them butch
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rae mariz @raemariz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
An anti-capitalist workplace comedy where an unlikely duo use personality tests and mind games to find contestants who want to win a one-way trip to Mars in a reality TV team competition. But the only person they can agree to launch into space is the techbro showrunner. #UnhingedPit #A #LF #HA
two muscular men’s arms clasp hands in the epic handshake meme. the text on the dark-skinned arm reads “neurodivergent Black woman academic”, the text on the light-skinned arm reads “well-meaning white lady reality TV casting director”. both join hands with the text “launch that knucklesucker into space”
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jenn (is querying and writing) @kotegentarri.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
it's #MasteryofSelf time, starting with a moodboard! playlists coming soon to theatres... #UnhingedPit #A #W #H
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Elise Betz #amquerying and seeking representation @elisebetz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
#UnhingedPit recipes, red flags and more for A Sylvan Tale #A #R #F #RF #WIP 🛌One bed at the inn? CHECK! 🐴 Two riders one horse? CHECK! 🐺⚔️🏴‍☠️Wolves, bandits and pirates? CHECK 🌳 Hot ancient Irish tree god who is hung? CHECK! 75K words in, I'm in the middle of writing the wedding in the third act.
Silhouette of an oak tree on a green background.
Text: A Sylvan Tale
Recipe for a Wood Baked Romantacy
1 cask of oak barrel aged ale
1 jilted fiancee who gets conned into thinking she’s cursed by a tree god
1 journey to retrieve a hoard of gold to remove curse
1 handsome stranger by the side of the road
Add in two riders on one horse for forced proximity
Simmer until you have one bed at the inn
Fold in some pretend marriage
Saute with some peril with wolves and bandits
Sprinkle in a bit of arm wrestling pirates
Liberally spice with to level three: (three chili emojis)
Serve on a wedding platter with your favorite HEA 
Silhouette of oak tree on green background.
Text: A Sylvan Tale
RED FLAGS
Magician says he can remove bad luck curse for 9,500 gold coins, and conveninetly knows where to find a hoard of 10,000 gold coins.
Handsome stranger by the side of the road has straight, white teeth, built like a god, and asks for consent. This is ancient Ireland, before dentistry, Gold’s Gym and the MeToo movement. He must be a god.
HUGE AGE GAP: She’s 30 years old. He’s 4,000.
Villagers only nice to Nin once the realize she came back with the gold.Silhouette of oak tree on green background.
Text: A Sylvan Tale
5+ Year Old Comps
Uprooted by Naomi Novik (2015)
Tree and forest lore and magic
The Little Red Hen (1874)
Hard work taken for granted, no one will help
The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein (1964)
If the Giving Tree had a husband who 
mourned her death for 1,000 years
Apollo & Daphne  (1st Century BCE)
God who falls in love with a mortal, 
but she wants to turn into a tree
Silhouette of oak tree on a green background.
Text: A Sylvan Tale
Nin’s AITA events in this story:
Fiancé dumped Nin to marry younger sister, then no one bothered to invite Nin, or make room at the ceremony or feast to sit with family.
Parents steal most of Nin’s savings to give to her sister for a dowry, but refuse to provide a dowry for her.
Asks to have money Nin loaned out returned, but no one pays up.
No one will loan Nin a horse for her quest despite all the favors she’s done for others.
No one will help Nin on her quest for gold, but all want some when she returns with the gold.
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Author Mike "ElectricDC" Current @authormikedc.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
NPC: The Bard of Aztaeron book 1 The 2 chapters on Earth take place in 2008 and the music comp vibes, mid-2000s tech, and internal music references are immaculate 🖤 #unhingedpit #Q #SFF #NA
MCR The Black ParadeJawbreaker Dear YouFOB - Take this to your graveParamore Riot!
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Elise Betz #amquerying and seeking representation @elisebetz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The #UnhingedPit #AgentsGuide to The Sun Diamond Princess & the Blind Assassin #A #R #F #RF #Q #LMNOP 📗Who has the 12th century tale of Tristan & Isolde with an HEA for a comp? 👉THIS👈 author. 🛌🛖 One bed at the shepherd's hut.
Blue-green background.
Text: The Sun Diamond Princess & the Blind Assassin
by Elise Betz
The Pitch - badly  poorly (badly and poorly are struck through) snarkily written

Horny as f*ck Princess Myra is taken to a brothel by her f*ckably hot best friend/sword master to end her female equivalent of blue balls. What a coinkidink! There is a mix-up, which interferes with Myra losing the big V. The shaggable blind assassin, Arzhang, saves her from the real assassin sent by her psycho-b*tch mom who wants her dead. What better way to overthrow her mom than to run away with Arzhang, offer her virginity up to the incel, Emperor Zviad, ruling the country they are warring with and broker peace with a marriage, then kick mom off the throne. What could go wrong? Besides being in love with cinnamon roll Arzhang and hating the sexist, petulant douche-bag of a snack Zviad.Blue-green background.
Text: The Sun Diamond Princess & the Blind Assassin
by Elise Betz
Why should literary agents represent my book?
The romantacy market is already saturated. Let’s add another to the pile!
Pretty princess? F*ck no. She’s tall, a bit butch, has a short temper, and swears like a Black Sun pirate.  We’re sick of weak, helpless women who can’t properly swing a sword.
It’s Disability Pride month and my romantic interest is blind. He falls in love with the princess at first sniff. We need more smell kink representation in literature.Blue-green background.
Text: The Sun Diamond Princess & the Blind Assassin
AITA: Princess Myra Edition
Myra wants to overthrow her mother, the Queen Regent, just because the Queen sent an assassin to kill her, started a war based on a false flag, and is profiting off the perpetuation of war. F*ck the Military Industrial Complex!
Myra gives sex education books to the women of the court to subvert to sexually repressive patriarchal culture of her fiancé’s country. F*ck repression of sex ed!
Once Myra becomes Pro tem Queen, she ends Voluntia’s 1,572 year history of hereditary monarchy and changes it to an elected position. F*ck the monarchy!Blue-green background
The Sun Diamond Princess & the Blind Assassin
Princess Myra’s To-Do List
Lose my virginity to the hot blind prostitute, Arzhang (and former assassin), bought for my 18th birthday.
Don’t die from real assassin queen-mom sent.
Next time I set an assassin’s body on fire, don’t leave behind the bottle of birth control when going on the run. 
Avoid getting preggers from Arzhang! Oral only.
Offer up virginity as bargaining chip to marry douchey Emperor Zviad, who can help me over throw psycho mom & end war with his country.
Don’t lose my sh*t when walking up the aisle to marry Zviad (he kisses like a dead fish).
Send Thank You note to Zviad for backing out and letting me marry sex-god, cinnamon roll Arzhang instead.
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H. L. Docherty (Updates Only) @hldocherty.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Asked a mate to pitch my #NA #F #R book: If her people aren't being hanged in the town square then they're being eaten by the monsters in the meadows. The Elites want dominion and Alayna wants to destroy them. Except Tiv. He's cute. Nailed it imo. #UnhingedPit #Q
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Morris The Spider @morristhespider.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
🚨BREAKING: Eli Anders (39) arrested for excessive speeding, a class 3 misdemeanor, at 1:23am. A sheriff’s deputy clocked the rocker on his motorcycle driving north on US-93. The singer’s alleged speed was 115mph. Arraignment scheduled at 10am. Daisy Jones X Sex and the City #UnhingedPit #WF #BC #R
Illustration of the fictional character Eli Anders’ mug shot from the manuscript Borrowed Bandana
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TJ Davies | Author @tjdaviesauthor.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Congratulations!!! You won The Lottery! You’re in The District! The possibilities are endless! Now you just have to… 🫀 Oh. 🫀🫀 Oh no. 🫀🫀🫀 OH NO. #unhingedpit #ya #na #ds #q #writingcommunity
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Soph @soph-pl.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Great books this #Q #A #R comps to—actually, not quite: ~Berlin Calling ~Either/Or ~It Happened One Summer ~Normal People ~One Italian Summer ~The Paris Connection ~The Spanish Love Deception ~Anything by Emily Henry 😉 Don't see the link? Read it. IYKYK. #UnhingedPit
Text: The comps / Sort of…
Photos: movie poster of Before Sunrise, stamped with "WITH A HEA"; book cover of Fifty Shades of Grey, stamped with: "UN-KINKY"
Background: Man and woman embracing; photo designed by Freepik (freepik.com)
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Natali Crystal 🌟is QUERYING🌟 @ncrystalauthor.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Feral Caribbean Creatures x Sexy Tree man with amnesia 😏😬 🌴 When your sister gets herself killed (so rude) & you chat to the crazy spirits to save her. Cue bargain with feral spirits, being bound to a grumpy hunter & killer mermaids #NA #F #R #W #CS #UnhingedPit #Romantasy
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Jessica Fisher Riches - is Querying and Drafting @prahajess.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
EARLY MAGIC - The Tropes and Vibes #UnhingedPit #Q #YA #F
9 squares, each with a movie poster: Clueless, Edge of Seventeen, The Craft, Practical Magic, Young Vets, Get over it, Mean Girls, Ruby Red, and Wild Child
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Mason T. Matchak @masontmatchak.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Told a writer friend the book ends with the main character punching down a house. They said the book should be titled SHE PUNCHES DOWN A HOUSE, and chapter titles should be "# of Chapters Until She Punches Down a House". I'm not sure if I like it, but I don't *not* like it. #UnhingedPit #F #LGBT #Q
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Aerin Apeltun - CRYSTAL BLOODS out now! @aerinapeltun.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Librarian seeks bride in lottery to share family curse with him for the sake of the country. No future prospects. Likely to die early. Books and accommodation provided. Bring own musket. 🚨Best friends need not apply🚨 #UnhingedPit #NA #F #R #H #FR #Q
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ryan rae harbuck @ryanraeharbuck.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
#UnhingedPit #A #DIS #Upmarket
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Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
He’s a 10 but determined to create the World Wide Web. He’s a 10 but he’s crushing on his investor. He’s a 10 but has to survive his investor’s homophobic mother for a weekend. a reimagining of “BEOWULF” #UnhingedPit #W #LGBT #satire (Please heart if interested in being a beta!)
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Adregem ཐིཋྀ @adregem.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
#UnhingedPit here we go #AmQuerying #F #NA #Q
How to Make a Moth King: Throw a bag of concrete into a black hole with the Angel of Death, Darth Vader, and a couple of Ring-wraiths, shake it around a bit, dump it into a Texas oil well and set it on fire.
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✨Meagan Essary swears she's querying✨ @thecrumpet.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
THIS ENDS NOW: Matrimonial escape artist Lainey is finally ready to stop running from good men. But first she must disarm her brilliant, merciless ex who programmed her to bolt from love—and whose poisonous ghost still sabotages her every chance at happiness. #A #WF #Q #QuestPit
A collage of photos: a classic red Vermont farmhouse in autumn, with a low stone wall in the foreground; the title of the novel, “This Ends Now”; a dark-haired woman floating face upwards in water, surrounded by white flowers, her eyes open; a blazing bonfire at nightfall; an old map showing a portion of Northern Vermont, the book’s setting; the interior of Yale University’s Sterling Memorial Library, showing a Gothic cathedral-like entrance with a phrase from the novel superimposed, stating: “Not all safety is safe. Sometimes the world is being kept safe from you.”; a man’s hand clasping a woman’s hand showing her wedding ring, with a snow-covered fir tree in the background.The pitch for the book “This Ends Now”: A serial husband-ditcher must confront her toxic first love who wrote her escape-artist playbook before she can finally embrace herself within the relationship she deserves. These words are superimposed upon a picture of a woman with dark hair in quarter-profile, looking out a window. Light from the window illuminates what we see of her profile. There is a dream-like quality to the image, as if the woman is caught in deep thought.A collage of three book covers which are presented as comparative titles to This Ends Now: “The Paper Palace,” by Miranda Cowley Heller; “The Wedding People,” by Alison Espach; and “Sandwich,” by Catherine Newman.
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A.K. Browne @akbrowne.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My #UnhingedPit friends, What if the BRIDGERTON’s social season took place in GILEAD? And the Diamond? She’s determined via culty bride auction. FOOL’S GOLD: Love interests X4 Blackmail Sabotage EVERYONE IS A “CHOSEN ONE” #na #ya #q #dys
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Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
#agentsguide to my #amquerying psychological thriller I'D LOVE IF YOU WERE LIFELESS! ☠️villain protagonists who are toxic to everyone but each other 💣twisted legal system 😈speculative edge 👻dark no-spice romance -> organ trafficker x surgeon Interact if interested! #Adult #Thriller #Speculative
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Emma Al-munshi @emmaalmunshi.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Number of times these words come up in To Ruin the Sky ⚡️ Features: 13 Sexy: 1 Action: 14 With: 677 Mysterious: 1 Ritual: 55 And: 2212 Shadow: 83 Wielding: 2 Woman: 34 #UnhingedPit #RF #NA #Q
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Emma Al-munshi @emmaalmunshi.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Sausage Dog's Book Review of To Ruin the Sky⚡️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Woof woof woof woof woof *itches leg* woof woof *sniff* Woof woof woof! Translation: Excellent Urban Romantasy with supernatural beings, a potential apocalypse, banter & tatted MMC. Would recommend #UnhingedPit #Q #NA #RF
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Melissa Elizabeth @mellizabethanbooks.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Disaster couple. 10/10 people think they should kiss, but maybe go to therapy while they’re at it. #UnhingedPit #A #LGBT #R
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Victoria Nations @victorianations.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
#UnhingedPit VAMPS IN THE VILLAGES Reluctant Immortals X Lost Souls #A #H #Q (for queer and querying)
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