Sign in

Maya Rose

@ohreallytheatre.bsky.social
263 followers 384 following 234 posts

Canadian-American writer. Lover of dark fantasy, satire, rom-coms, and everything in between. Theatre Kid. Crazy person. #AmQuerying: too many things to count. A lot of things upcoming.

PostsRepliesMedia
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
TIL that the gigantic things with the show's logo that some shows sell at the merch stand are called "window cards" not "posters..." been going to Bway for a decade. my life has been a lie 😂 wondering if red buckets is special tonight for jeremy coming back to gatsby...👀 #theater #Broadway #TIL
010
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Napoleon is dead. His corpse has been stolen. The accused? A fame-hungry AF female *gasp* grave digger. The only one who believes she's innocent? A tomb raider cursed to speak in lies. The ones who did it? a cult of shapeshifter crows. 8 requests from #PItchDis! #questpit #A #H #Romantasy
34013
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
An overly stabby heiress falls for her cleaner: the cyborg orphan cinnamon roll heired by a rival fam to kill her. Nobody besides them are happy. SCYTHE x ROMEO & JULIET but probably more unhinged. 5 requests from #DVPit and 3/15 cold queries have become requests so far! #questpit #ya #SFF #R
1245
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
13th-century Turkey. 3 valley kids -- an arrogant wrestler, a overly religious corn farmer, an archer with metaphorical dirt up her ass -- become a threesome while slaying 7 monsters to free their people from the mongols WRATH OF THE DAWN x SIX OF CROWS but anachronistic AF #questpit #ya #h #r
0175
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
SCYTHE x ROMEO & JULIET feudalism is law. Renaissance nobles have been cryogenically revived. an overly stabby heiress falls for her cleaner: the 365th teenage orphan cyborg cinnamon roll hired by a rival noble fam to murder her. They’re the only ones happy. #questpit #YA #SF #F #R
0235
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
What happens when you combine 13th century Turkey, Mongol warlords, an arrogant wrestler who thinks he’s the hero, a zealot corn farmer, and a deadpan archer? Oh, and seven headed giants and polyships too. Seven challenges to save their people. WRATH OF THE DAWN x SIX OF CROWS #ghostpit #YA #HF #R
0156
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
A single dad -- who has a Kpop obsession -- is determined for his daughter to have the best costume, and show the other dads who's boss. Even if he has to make the costume himself. It may or may not involve stealing a mummy. And falling in love with the head of the PTA. #GhostPit 👻 #A #R #C
1174
Reposted by Maya Rose
#DVpit - Diverse Voices Pitch @dvpit.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
We have reports of the FIRST known offer of rep by a literary agent has been received due to #DVpit 2025! Less than 2 weeks is so fast, but is proof that the marginalized voices that participated are needed in publishing! We are so proud of everyone who put their work out there! #booksky #writersky
media.tenor.com
a man is dancing in a living room while wearing a red jacket .
ALT: a man is dancing in a living room while wearing a red jacket .
514012
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
y'all what are with these Hamilton tickets 699 for nosebleeds 😭 I've seen the show 5 times so I'd rather someone who's never seen it get the tickets and luv Leslie but-- I'm taking $240 conference seat tix to Kyoto instead LOLLL #theatre #Hamilton #Broadway #OffBroadway
020
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Got my first full from #DVPit! From an agent who requests less than 1% of queries 😅🤪. had already gotten two form rejections from DV so goes to show you how subjective!! #writing #AmQuerying #BookSky
0391
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
What happens with cabaret dancers, Polish mythology, and mythical maybe-Nazi-used trains? My WIP: "two sisters, in the end of vaudeville, see a big break when a guy -- the Slavic god of justice/their father -- order them on cross-country trip to find his spear" #writingcommunity #WIP #YA #H #F
010
Reposted by Maya Rose
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
On this date, Matthew Shephard died 27 years ago. He was beaten, tortured, and left for dead on fence for being gay. Please keep him and his wonderful mother Judy in your thoughts. And let's all work for a world where such horrific things do not happen to anyone. ❤️🏳️‍🌈
811306068288
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
If casting actual teens: - Walker Scobell as cyborg cinnamon roll - Alyvia Lind as stabby heiress If casting adults: - Inaki Godoy as cyborg - Aimee Lou Wood as heiress Emily Blunt, Lupita Nyong’o, Tom Hiddleston in supporting roles #YA #scifi #dreamcast #CastPit
010
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
looking at my WIPs “four friends cross-continent road trip to abduct bf for prom” “dad Halloween rivalry + crazy PTA moms + cute romance” for #GhostPit “Road to El Dorado but make it Babylon and the gods are real“ What is my brain #BookSky #writing #AmQuerying
160
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Repost from #DVpit! If you are a fan of: - anachronisms - obscure historical settings (13th-century Turkey) - bi poly rep and queerplatonic frenz galore - crazy obscure folklore (Turkic) with demonic grass and seven headed giants - corn puns - THE WRATH AND THE DAWN x SIX OF CROWS #YA #H #R #F
040
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Just to see if there is any more interest, thought I would repost this again from #DVpit! All pitches are pinned on my profile. #AmQuerying #YA #scifi #romance
320
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Haha, got two more agent likes in the day after #DVPit and they're both agents building their lists that I've really wanted to work with, so super excited!!! *still needs to submit materials lol #writing #BookSky #querying #writingcommunity
0210
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
By popular demand, here is my #agentsguide for my #YA #SF #romance as featured in #DVpit! An overly stabby heiress falls for her cleaner: the cyborg orphan cinnamon roll heired by a rival fam to kill her. Nobody besides them are happy. SCYTHE x ROMEO & JULIET but probably worse, #BookSky #writing
2191
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I saw something on Insta yesterday like "the CIA has a Starbucks at HQ but everyone's names are kept secret blah blah" Do you want to know how badly I want to write a CIA agent x barista but both have secrets (and maybe make it period but anachronistic) romance??? #BookSky #writing #newideas
240
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
though I didn‘t get any requests from it (YA SF is a niche market and it is borderline fantasy/genre bend so makes sense in terms of marketing) since people liked it here Anyone want my #agentsguide for my futuristic Florence robot pigeons SCYTHE x ROMEO & JULIET? 👀 See #DVpit #DVParty for more
080
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Only one agent like in #DVpit today. That same pitch got 6 requests in PitchDis so… no surprise? Ofc that’s 100% better than getting none at all! I was shocked by the love for my “SCYTHE x R&J but with robot pigeons“ pitch. 😂. anyone here knows of any pitch events coming up LMK #writing #Booksky
2141
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
She's a grave digger accused of stealing Napoleon's corpse. He's the only person who claims to believe her: a tomb raider cursed to only lie. Three weeks to expose the true culprits -- a cult of shapeshifting crows -- or she gets the noose, and their island home goes up in flames. #DVPit #A #F #H
1171
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
How an NPC gets the Hero to notice her: - steal his love interest/sidekick - seduce both - go on a siren slaying polyamorous rampage - become the hero instead with an F you to your developers ASSISTANT TO THE VILLAIN x PRIORY OF THE ORANGE TREE. If LOTR had a villain era. #DVPit #A #R #F
100
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
She’s a fame hungry grave robber accused of stealing Napoleon’s corpse. He’s a tomb raider cursed to speak in only lies — and the only person who says he believes her. They have three weeks until the real culprits — a cult of shapeshifting crows — set their island home ablaze. #DVpit #H #R #F
000
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
An NPC is determined to get back at the Hero -- her ex. She steals the things he needs: the Love Interest (chess savant) and the Sidekick (druid-obsessed) A dragon-filled poly rampage ensues. The final achievement? Become the Hero ASSISTANT TO THE VILLAIN x PRIORY OF THE ORANGE TREE #DVPit #A #F
100
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
It started out with beer bottle rockets. Then dynamite. Two boy geniuses are determined to prove who's king, even if they have to blow up all of Weirton, WV. Inspired by my grandfather's childhood hijinks. PHINEAS & FERB -- with actual consequences set in 1950s Middle America. #DVPit #MG #H
010
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
SCYTHE x ROMEO & JULIET BUT WITH! - orphaned cyborg teens hired by noble fams to kill off rivals to "prevent overpopulation" - Di Medici heiress killed 364 suitors via horse - cinnamon roll manchild hired by Pazzis to kill her sister, accidentally targets her - neither fam happy #DVPit #YA #R
210
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
She's a grave digger accused of stealing Napoleon's corpse. He's the only person who claims to believe her: a tomb raider cursed to only lie. Three weeks to expose the true culprits -- a cult of shapeshifting crows -- or she gets the noose, and their island home goes up in flames. #DVPit #A #F #H
020
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Violante has a penchant for butcher's knives and killing her (364 and counting) suitors via horse. Ferdinand is a cyborg manchild, "looks like he could kill/is actually a cinnamon roll". He prefers poison. Have we mentioned they're both 17? And maybe falling in love? #DVPit #YA #F #SF #R
310
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Eren is the real hero. Aydin just wanted to make sure his corn crop didn’t die. Alana has an archery tournament next week. A mystic she-wolf is about to send them on a seven-challenge-quest slaying three-headed giants to stop the Mongol warlords. No historical accuracy OFC! #DVpit #YA #H #R #F
000
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
What happens when you combine robot pigeons, a futuristic Florence, the now-ruling Medicis revived from cryostasis, and cyborg orphans hired by noble fams to kill rivals to “prevent overpopulation?” enemies to lovers between a stabby heiress and a cyborg cinnamon roll #DVpit #YA #F #SF #R
410
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Mongols have kept the Turks under their thumb for centuries. A she-wolf is to force three valley kids out of their comfort zone to free their people. 🌈 chaotic bi energy! ⁉️ no historical accuracy! 🌽 corn puns. If Sinbad had bi poly love triangles, wrestling, and concerned parents. #DVPit #YA #F
100
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
In a futuristic Florence, the cryogenically-revived Medicis now reign supreme. Their overly stabby heiress falls for her cleaner: the cyborg orphan hired by a rival noble fam to kill her. Nobody besides them is happy. SCYTHE meets ROMEO & JULIET with robot pigeons. #DVPit #YA #SF #F #R
510
Reposted by Maya Rose
KJ @redhawkkj.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
#DVpit participants & supporters DON'T forgot --Only 'reply' or 'quote post' to the pitches. Heart 'Likes' & plain 'reposting' are for the agents & editors to use. We all make mistakes, but we don't want to disappoint anyone by clicking the wrong one by accident. #WritingCommunity
035
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Based on Turkic myth, three teenagers sort their chaotic feelings while slaying demonic grass to save their people from the Mongols. 👹 clingy forest demons! 🌈 chaotic poly bi energy! ⁉️ no historical accuracy! 🌽 corn puns. THE WRATH AND THE DAWN x SIX OF CROWS in 13th-century Turkey #DVPit #YA #F
400
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Hoping I get some agent and editor likes or reposts in #DVPit today! Fingers crossed! If not, I know it’s not a reflection on me or my writing. But here’s hoping…. *doesn’t start for like another 2 hours lol
3240
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
So excited!!! just as a heads up — although this is obvious — please do not like or repost any of my stuff tomorrow if you are not an agent or editor. I know it will still happen with those stupid AI accounts regardless but 😭 Comments are absolutely ok and encouraged!!!
072
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
When her foreign boyfriend is prevented by his mother from coming to her senior prom, a cellist and her three best friends take an international road trip to drag him to prom. By any means necessary. Don’t worry, he wants to go. Based on true events. 😂. I was one of the best friends! #DVParty #YA
2210
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
“Welcome to the Internet, put your cares aside…” - Bo Burnham “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down…” - Rick Astley “Honey, I come back from the dead, I do it all the time…” - Taylor Swift (almost) Kelce *do you expect me to find lyrics to clair de lune? #DVParty #YA #SF
190
Reposted by Maya Rose
Kelsey Gomez @kelseymgomez.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
MISSION FILE 1: Mood Boards (Mains) Dylan Fonseca & Zelda Lor My two main characters living yin and yang of one another. CAN YOU DECODE: F💙H TQRC XKGLC B❤️H OCUUCOCP EWTTA Key:A-Z 3 #DVparty #YA #Ocean
13576
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Why won't Canva let me change background images 😔 LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO by T Swift with: teenage manchilds whiny daddy's girls robot pigeons Renaissance nobles revived from cryostasis cyborg children hired by noble fam to assassinate rivals to "prevent overpopulation" #DVParty #YA #SF #F #R
1110
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP by Rick Astley x WELCOME TO THE INTERNET by Bo Burnham x CLAIR DE LUNE by Claude Debaussy x slow-burn enemies-to-lovers x "CRAP I ALMOST KILLED THE WRONG SISTER" x cyborg cinnamon roll x stabby heiress x LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO by Taylor Swift #DVParty #YA #SF #R
3171
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
the actual pitch! A stabby heiress falls for her cleaner: the cyborg orphan hired by a rival noble fam to kill her. Nobody besides them is happy. SCYTHE meets ROMEO & JULIET in futuristic Florence. the now-ruling Medicis have been revived with cryogenics. And with robot pigeons. #DVParty
0100
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Would you rather date: A heiress with a love of knives and killing her suitors via horse? A orphaned cyborg manchild who likes arsenic over stabbing and is really a cinnamon roll? Fun fact! I actually am a descendant of the Medicis. My 11x-great grandmother was Marie di Medici.😂 #DVParty #YA
490
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Overly stabby heiress: “crap I’ve killed 364 potential assassins but this guy managed to cut my cheek mebbe I should keep him round” Cyborg man child: “crap i killed the wrong sister. She’s crazy hot. sorry. Crazy AND hot.” Why does this sound like 1001 Nights?? #DVParty #YA #SF #writingcommunity
1150
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
what happens when you get: - futuristic Florence - Renaissance nobles back from cryostasis - cyborg cinnamon roll manchild x overly stabby daddy’s girl - enemies-to-lovers - “frick I fell in love with the wrong sister” - Pazzi-di Medici rivalry - robot pigeons #DVParty #YA #SF #F #writingcommunity
2121
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Reasons why you won’t like my next book: - disability and OCD rep - feudalism is law - cyborg orphan manchild x stabby daddy’s girl noblewoman - futuristic Florence - SCYTHE x ROMEO & JULIET - cyborg teens hired by noble families to kill off rivals to “prevent overpopulation” #DVParty #YA #SF #R
091
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The narrator wishes to sincerely apologize to any Mongolians or people living in the countryside. In advance. This novel is about to portray one of you as warlords (look it up!), and the other as a group of bumbling, underprepared adolescents. Once again, apologies. #DVParty #YA #F #H #R
050
Maya Rose @ohreallytheatre.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Violante watched with a sort of glee as the horse dragged the cleaner’s corpse off to the graveyard. You know, that sort of glee insane peoples get when they have gotten away with first degree murder. And Violante had gotten away with it 364 times. #DVParty #BookSky #writingcommunity
2110
Reposted by Maya Rose
#DVpit - Diverse Voices Pitch @dvpit.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
DAY 2 of #DVParty, a community event to celebrate work of Diverse Creators leading up to our pitch event, #DVPit on Oct. 8th, 2025! All diverse writer/artist can participate! Today's Prompt: Introduce your main character! #booksky #writersky #artistsky For more #DVPit info go to dvpit.carrd.co
#DVparty Day 2 (October 3, 2025): Introduce your main character
Post on Bluesky with the #DVparty hashtag.
Open all day!
Please use alt-text if you post images. No AI generated images allowed.
Have fun and make friends leading up to #DVpit!
More info at dvpit.carrd.co
Follow us at dvpit.bsky social for more updates!
1439