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Ajediday

@ajediday.bsky.social
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A⋅Jedi⋅Day: The opposite of a Jedi (k)night. Maker, breaker, and fixer of things. Master Slide Maker of Whose Slide is it anyway? Keeper of the Void. I make stickers. The Sticker Files - github.com/Ajediday/Dormant_Cyber_P…

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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 44m
Wednesday
White cat making an awkward-looking smile beneath a caption about avoiding saying hi to a stranger.

Transcribed Text:

When some stranger looks at you
and you don't want to say hi so you
just give them an awkward smile
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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 17h
Get ready to scream, Junkions, because it’s time for Stab-a-Thon!!! Drawing first blood, Brian & @weinbergs.bsky.social obey the rules and dial up the meta slasher film that started it all: Wes Craven’s SCREAM (1996) RsKT if you REALLY like scary movies! www.spreaker.com/episode/stab...
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 23h
Tuesday
Close-up of a wide-eyed gray cat outdoors with meme text above and below.

Transcribed Text:

CAN SPOT A BIRD FROM
ACROSS THE YARD

CAN’T FIND THE PIECE OF MEAT
YOU DROPPED
UNLESS YOU
POINT IT OUT 10 TIMES
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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🚨HUGELY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!🚨 Whether you are currently a Patron, have ever been a Patron, or are considering becoming a Patron, please take a moment to read about the upcoming Patreon billing model change. My sincerest thanks. www.patreon.com/junkfoodcine...
patreon.com
Massively Important Message from Brian--Changes to Patreon Billing System! | Junkfood Cinema
Greetings Junkions!  Brian here with a hugely massively important message. No, I am not changing my fast food French fry rankings, although
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Newspaper headline:
WHERE THE FUCK IS FRIDAY?
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Technically from last week, I put together a squachwatch and printed out a case. Also put in a battery and recharge system
https://squachwatch.com/ in a 3d printed white and blue case
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday
White cat peeks over a gray seat between bright green poles on public transportation.

Transcribed Text:

“Excuse me sir…do you mind if I recline my seat?”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday
Gray-and-white cat in a grassy setting beneath text that reads, “Let’s play hide and seek. I’ll hide and you seek professional help.”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saturday
Meme showing a sleepy gray tabby cat sitting with its paws crossed beneath the text “Food gives you energy. Me, after eating:”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just hope the rumors are true and we FINALLY get Blorko's origin story in Doomsday.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday
Blurred gray-and-white cat moving across a tiled floor beneath a black text banner.

Transcribed Text:

Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thursday
Two black cats with yellow eyes, accompanied by the text, “when you’re already done with the week. but the week’s not done with you.”
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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hold on to your sesame cakes, Junkions! This week, Brian & Mrs. Junkfood travel to the jungles of CONGO to find a lost city, killer apes, Taco Bell watches, & one more glorious entry into SepTIMber! Be a good gorilla like Amy, RsKT now! www.spreaker.com/episode/sept...
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wednesday
Close-up of a gray-and-white tabby cat with green eyes and overlaid text reading, “Yes I am working on my mistakes. The next one will be huge.”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday
Cream-and-orange cat lying in a foam-lined cardboard box, shown beneath a social media caption.

Transcribed Text:

ellie1275

who else still has the original
packaging for their cat?
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe the comments in this thread can help www.reddit.com/r/writers/co...
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday
A light-colored cat peers from beneath a pale wide-brimmed hat beside the text, “you can’t control everything but you can make it worse.”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday
Gray-and-white cat sitting on a rumpled bed with the caption, “i was NOT built for this (getting out of bed).”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So....later today?
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday
Brown tabby cat with its eyes closed and mouth open beside the text, “I’m at a point in my life where…”

Transcribed Text:

I’m at a point in
my life where...

I don’t even
know what point
I’m at, but I’m at
that point.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s time, it’s FINALLY time!!! Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social punch their HARD TICKET TO HAWAII and say aloha to love…also drug lords, “blowup” dolls, razor frisbees, killer snakes, & much MUCH more! RsKT now to make your feed paradise all the time! www.spreaker.com/episode/hard...
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday
Close-up of a tabby cat over a grassy field with text reading, “English is so fake. how can you drink a drink but can't food a food.”

Transcribed Text:

English is so fake. how
can you drink a drink
but can't food a food
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thursday
Three orange tabby cats sit inside a disassembled electric fan, with its motor, grille, and detached blades scattered on a wooden floor.

Transcribed Text:

r/AskReddit
Posted by u/mackmemes • 
1. How did they do this? 
2. Why did they do this
1.2k  345 Comments Share
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wednesday
Meme showing a gray tabby cat wearing a translucent cat-shaped carrier, captioned “The Silence of the Lambs at home.”

Transcribed Text:

Me: Mom, I want Silence of the Lambs.

Mom: We have Silence of the Lambs at home.

The Silence of the Lambs at home.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tuesday
White-and-brown cat wearing a yellow hard hat and orange reflective safety vest.

Transcribed Text:

Inspected my food bowl.
Fails to meet requirements.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday
Sleeping black-and-white kitten tucked under a blanket with the text “I tried my best” and “It’s time for a nap.”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday
Tabby cat wearing a yellow clog on its head beside the water, with white text reading, “i’m built different like incorrectly i think.”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday
Orange-and-white cat crouching behind a white mug on a wooden table.
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evilmog @mog.evil.af · 19/09/2026
I'm officially on the hunt for a new role, if anybody needs an IAM/cryptography/password specialist, network engineer, PKI specialist, distinguished engineer, AI security researcher and don't mind a Canadian (Calgary) I'd love a conversation. Also open to Executive IC and Leadership roles.
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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New episode dropped from above! In this main-feed installment of SepTIMber, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social pass the basket for a little hostage comedy funnier than all holy hell Get ready to praise the lord & PASS THE AMMO! Can I get a RsKT?!! #RIPTimCurry www.spreaker.com/episode/sept...
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Friday
White cat playing a grand piano with one paw on the keys, beneath a caption about an empty bowl.

Transcribed Text:

“This next song is about the complexities of trust and betrayal and it’s called ‘Why Is My [obscured] Bowl Still Empty, Janice’”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thursday
A meme with text above and below a photograph. The photograph shows a small white-and-gray kitten being held upright by a person wearing a colorful geometric-patterned shirt. Another hand supports the kitten from the left. The kitten faces the camera with its front paws extended and has dark markings around its eyes and ears. The top text presents a bank questioning a $1,000 purchase of cat treats, followed by “Me:”. A caption at the bottom claims that the kitten is skilled at psychological manipulation.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesday
A cat sits inside a brick-building window beneath a sign showing three labeled cat faces: “BINKY,” “CRUMB,” and “TAX FRAUD.”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tuesday
Pale orange tabby cat lounging across the open door of a blue vehicle, with its front legs hanging outside.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Things you don’t want to find in your data center.
Sticker: PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB
This device is part of an on-going research project being conducted by approved security researchers.
Call (605)475-6968 before handling device.
Re-order No. 1337420
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Monday
White-and-brown tabby cat with a dark cat-shaped marking on its front leg; overlaid text reads, “He has a tattoo of his ex.”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sunday
Two-panel meme of an orange tabby cat looking annoyed, with the text “I hate this job” and “Gets paid.”
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Are you at @blueteamcon.com and working on something innovative you want the world to know about? I'll be around today and tomorrow with my DJI and mics and would love to grab a few minutes with you for a future episode of Breach Please.
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saturday
Meme of sleepy cats, including one yawning and others sleeping on papers and a keyboard.

Transcribed Text:

Me: I’m going to be so productive today
Also me:
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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lord have mercy on our souls, it’s a new episode! This week, the worst little podcast in Texas takes a bittersweet trip to THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS…where there ain’t nothing dirty goin’ on. RsKT if you too will always ALWAYS love Dolly! www.spreaker.com/episode/the-...
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday
Two cats on a kitchen counter: a fluffy black cat stands beside a mottled cat emerging from a brown paper bag, beneath the caption “Can you at least pretend to be normal?”
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Otters! LOOK AT THEM!!!
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thursday
Fluffy gray tabby cat with golden eyes and its tongue sticking out, surrounded by text reading, “This is my opinion of your opinion.”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wednesday
Meme of a tired-looking gray cat peering over a blanket, captioned as replying, “Not really. But, next episode please.”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tuesday
Cat in a checkered apron stands at a countertop beside a person in a white coat, beneath humorous dialogue text.

Transcribed Text:

“Next it says add catnip.”
“You sure?”
“Yep, that’s what it says.”
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I was in soldering mood and put together a simple cable tester and a Halehound
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Monday
Two-panel image of an orange tabby cat beside a plate holding a bear-shaped pancake; the cat’s expression changes from eyes closed to looking at the camera.

Transcribed Text:

“Am I a joke to you, Karen?”
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