Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 08/05/2025In meetings ❌ "can we have the room please?" - weak, embarrassing, hurts peoples feelings ✅ "EXTRA OMNES" - confident, decisive, no apologies for the biblical shit that's about to go down 000
Reposted by Simon ScissorsAidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 02/05/2025In response to the Polygon and Giant Bomb news, I created an indie and worker-owned games media starter pack. I’ll keep adding to it, so suggestions and recommendations are greatly appreciated. Please share! 22428701311
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I don’t get it, who’s seriously talking about ASEAN collapsing? 010
Reposted by Simon ScissorsDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it. 554413759
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Trying to learn the value of not taking action. Not everything merits a follow up clarification. Maybe most people, most of the time, just want to know what i want, not why I want it 000
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The only time I will tolerate doing math is to verify that yes, this man did indeed walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door 000
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 2 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge 010
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Funny thing is about a year ago i sunk 6 hours or so into AC Valhalla, felt meh, and went "yep, I must still be open-worlded out" I essentially ate a family sized bag of chips and went "hmm I could really go for a baked potato right about now" 100
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 17/11/20243 years ago I bounced off of ghost of Tsushima cause I was "open-worlded out" by AC Odyssey So many wasted years 010
Reposted by Simon ScissorsBrodie Robertson @brodierobertson.xyz · 16/11/2024People cope that they choose a female character because they often have smaller hitboxes, just embrace the fact that you want to play virtual dress up and be cute. Fashion is always the end game 2634768334
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I always forget how much starting a new job feels like jumping headfirst into a bowl of alphabet soup 000
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 1 #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge 060
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Our new cat is deaf and has problems modulating the volume of his meows. He is also a bottomless pit of need with too much energy. Please I am an aging man grasping at the straws of existence and my legacy depends on teaching this little screaming idiot 000
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 11/11/2024"grass is always greener on the other side :)" yeah. sure ok buddy the "grass" is "green" whatever that means. get a load of this guy 000
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 09/11/2024Best part of ghost of Tsushima is ripping through bandits with extreme violence, and then immediately sprinting off to chase a yellow bird before the guy I rescued is even done thanking me. unhinged samurai shit 000
Reposted by Simon ScissorsThe Baffler @thebaffler.com · 08/11/2024“What happens when hope curdles?”thebaffler.comBeyond Left Melancholy | Hannah ProctorMourning and its acknowledgment are necessary to a revitalized left. 0176
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 06/11/2024And here I was thinking the weirdest thing about today would be finding out about my uncle hornyposting on threads 000
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Lots to unpack here. Actually wait. No, no there isn't. 000
Reposted by Simon ScissorsDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 06/11/2024[everyone, all of us, for goddamn months] We won’t know anything for days [now] Oh fuck, oh shit 447660
Reposted by Simon ScissorsAnn LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 03/03/2024One problem with modern DUNE adaptations is they don't understand that Mr. Herbert was first and foremost a fetish artist. Dune is by far his most restrained book. His back catalog is full of ideas like "FTL powered by doing BDSM on stars" and "breeding-kink hive-mind w/ hypno sex powers" 1210616
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 01/03/2024Blu Ray coming back like vinyl and i am completely here for it. Time to hoover up used collections before the prices get stupid 000
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 29/02/2024I fucking love marvels midnight suns for the steam deck 010
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 27/02/2024is the solution to resisting steam sales simply a smaller paycheck 000
Reposted by Simon Scissorsmave @mave.bsky.social · 22/02/2024[i read a pun] me: ugh, no [i make a pun] me: BEHOLD THE ARTISTRY 14810
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 22/02/2024And of course new IEMs arrive just as the infection reaches its zenith. Stellar 000
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 21/02/2024An ear infection is great if you like the sensation of toothpicks tapping out the entirety of lord of the rings inside your head I guess 000
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 21/02/2024Goodbye Chiang Mai. Only knew you for 5 days, but the memory of the ear infection you gave me 6 hours before my flight home will last a lifetime 000
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 19/02/2024The only place I can't pull that off is Indonesia 000
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 19/02/2024Both my parents are ethnically Malay and afaik all my ancestors were from round these parts. Yet I must have that pan-SEA face cause without fail I'll be spoken to in Thai/Vietnamese/Tagalog and I'll have to put on the pained grimace and apologetic smile, "<relevant word for sorry>, English?"😭 100
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 19/02/2024"stop bringing home strays, we have no more room" The stray: 000
Reposted by Simon ScissorsBut Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 17/02/2024Apart from everything else, the idea of art specifically tailored "for your tastes" makes no sense because the way you develop tastes is by encountering art and having a reaction to it. 302142529
Simon Scissors @aimancaezar.bsky.social · 16/02/2024Stark difference travelling in my 20s versus my 30s and TBH I'm extremely here for it 000
Reposted by Simon ScissorsChristopher Bretz @saltybretzel.bsky.social · 15/02/2024All the Generative AI data filling up the internet and search engines needs to be called what it is, Data Pollution. 241422457
