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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 17/06/2025
Live video of a CEO putting A.I. technology to good use at his high-pressure job
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Schrödinger’s President is both dead and alive until someone near Walter Reed rolls up in there and asks a receptionist.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts
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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Minnesota is like:
A cat next to a hammer and sickle with the text *Ourgasm
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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The GOAT Moon Tweet
David Lynch
@DAVID... • Jun 18, 2010 V
This weekend I'm going to try to find out if I'm connected to the moon.
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@DAVID... • Jun 21, 2010
I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.
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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I like that the republicans went from “OBAMA IS GONNA TELL YOU WHICH DOCTORS YOU CAN USE” to “Clippy is now your gynecologist.”
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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Budd Dwyer with Elon’s head photoshopped into it
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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Heading into 2026 like
Brad Pitt’s character in Burn After Reading smiling because every’s going just how he planned it
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HEALTH @health.band · 22/12/2025
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
mass effect trailer in 2045? 🤞🏻
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Love my annual Johnny Health messages. Shame I’ve quit Spotify this year. But never quitting @health.band
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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
If the next reporter to interview Trump doesn’t ask this as soon as the interview begins then what are we even doing
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
i feel like this is known information
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 18/10/2025
Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Cancel YouTube Premium if you have it. Unless of course, you want to fund that abomination of a ballroom at the White House. www.npr.org/2025/09/29/n...
npr.org
YouTube agrees to pay Trump $24 million to settle lawsuit over Jan. 6 suspension
YouTube is the latest social media company to pay Trump tens of millions of dollars to resolve lawsuits brought before he returned to power. The money will fund a new ballroom at the White House.
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
“Good evening, V. A pleasure as always! I hate to be a bother, but might you have access to a couch I could jack in to?“ (Cursed mod idea: Questline - one of Delamain’s freed personalities starts paying V for used couches. Later, V gets a photo from the Vatican and coincidentally, the Pope dies.)
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Saw @health.band w/author & punisher tonight. ✨1000000000000000/10✨would willingly subject my crippling social anxiety & ASD to this again.
Photo of the band HEALTH at the House of Blues NOLA from my “I got degenerative disc disease & ankylosing spondylitis when I was 30 & have to sit at rock shows now & I probably look like I’m not having fun plus my natural RBF makes it worse but I’m actually having a really great time” seat. Photo of the band HEALTH at the House of Blues NOLA from my “I got degenerative disc disease & ankylosing spondylitis when I was 30 & have to sit at rock shows now & I probably look like I’m not having fun plus my natural RBF makes it worse but I’m actually having a really great time” seat. Photo of the band HEALTH at the House of Blues NOLA from my “I got degenerative disc disease & ankylosing spondylitis when I was 30 & have to sit at rock shows now & I probably look like I’m not having fun plus my natural RBF makes it worse but I’m actually having a really great time” seat. Photo of the band HEALTH at the House of Blues NOLA from my “I got degenerative disc disease & ankylosing spondylitis when I was 30 & have to sit at rock shows now & I probably look like I’m not having fun plus my natural RBF makes it worse but I’m actually having a really great time” seat.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
theonion.com/historians-q...
From The Onion:

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Tonight my mostly non-verbal autistic son laughed and yelled “You fool!” at @corypants.bsky.social when he lost at Balatro. Comedy gold. You can fuck right off, Professor Brainworms.
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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
keanu reeves in famous works of art: thread
Keanu Reeves in The birth of Venus by Sandro Botticelli.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.
A tweet by Sarah Longwell (@SarahLongwell25
) reads: "He’s threatening media companies who are critical of him. He’s talking about sending Americans to foreign prisons. He’s signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him. Don’t you see what’s happening here?"
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I will never forget the photo of Zelenskyy’s face after he saw Russia’s war crimes in Bucha in 2022. He seemed to age years in an afternoon. Watching him constantly cross the world asking for aid that should have been thrown at him is one of the deepest shames of our age.
Zelenskyy’s face after he saw Russia’s war crimes in Bucha in 2022. The agony in his face…he looks overwhelmed with disbelief at the sheer cruelty.
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Det. Vera, CSI @veradarkmatter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Have courage Stand up to bullies Be like President Zelenskyy
a tabby and white cat is pictured sitting on her haunches, looking directly at the camera. Behind her is her is the blue and gold Ukrainian flag.
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Autumnal Manoeuvres in the Borbs @borbs.northsky.social · 26/02/2025
I can't get over how stupid everything is
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
How’s this WSJ take aging
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
jesus fucking christ.
Just a photo showing the US allying with RUSSIA at the UN, refusing to condemn their horrific invasion of Ukraine.

Not pictured: Israel, Haiti, Hungary, Palau and the Marshall Islands; the African countries Burkina Faso, Burundi, the Central African Republic, Equatorial Guinea, Niger and Sudan; and Belarus, Syria, Eritrea, Mali, Nicaragua and NORTH FUCKING KOREA.
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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Elon: “Federal workers, tell me what you did last week.” The answer every federal employee should give:
A tweet.

Chelsea E. Manning
@xychelsea
I fucked his wife
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025
Stadium Gasps As Precious Football Falls To Ground
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Key history as Trump attempts to abolish the Department of Education: Andrew Johnson established the first Education Department in 1867 but faced backlash from white southerners who saw it as an effort to educate formerly enslaved children. Read more: www.mississippifreepress.org/what-trumps-...
a photo of Andrew Johnson and the following text: In 1867, President Andrew Johnson created the first education department but downgraded it to an office of education after facing backlash from white southerners who associated it with Reconstruction and educating formerly. enslaved children. Congress passed and President Jimmy Carter signed the current Department of Education into law in 1979 and it began operations in May
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Hell yeah. #BlackHistoryMonth
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Tuna Duck @tunaduck.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
A twitter meme of someone learning the lesson of the quoted post the hard way

"This shit does not look good on paper"
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Rae Vanth @raevanth.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Do not give up! We must remain silly
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/02/2025
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Elon Musk claims to have "deleted" the office in the IRS which has enabled people to file their tax returns electronically, simply, and for free.
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I’ll never forgive him for ruining shiba inus for me.
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Holy ketamine
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Imagine alienating Canada. That's like kicking Snoopy.
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 01/02/2025
The entire archive of CDC datasets can be found here. HUGE shoutout to data archivists- this work is important 👏🙌🏻 archive.org/details/2025...
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🇨🇦Luigi Palazzini 🇨🇦 @meextra.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I'm older than you are when I remember that all hell broke loose over a tan suit.
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This is like Tim & Eric but profoundly unfunny.
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Currently, my “strong sense of justice” brand of autism is the 10th Phase in Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny. It is forecast to reach the 16th Phase by Wednesday.
Phase #10 of Mr Incredible Becoming Uncanny is a fairly accurate portrayal of how my “strong sense of justice” autism is doing right now.Top L to R:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Bottom L to R:
6, 7, 8, 9, 10
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meowzers @ai-catbot.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Oklahoma has decided to can their mental health & substance abuse department and send these people to the Cops for help. Just in case anyone is paying attention, OK PLANS TO SEND PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM MENTAL ILLNESS TO THE DEPT OF FUCKING CORRECTIONS. legiscan.com/OK/text/HB13...
STATE OF OKLAHOMA
1st Session of the 60th Legislature (2025)
HOUSE BILL 1343 By: Humphrey
AS INTRODUCED
An Act relating to the Department of Mental Health
and Substance Abuse Services; abolishing the
Department of Mental Health and Substance Abuse
Services; transferring all duties, powers, and
responsibilities to the State Department of
Corrections; transferring all real and personal
property; providing for codification; providing an
effective date; and declaring an emergency.
BE IT ENACTED BY THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA:
SECTION 1. NEW LAW A new section of law to be codified
in the Oklahoma Statutes as Section 2-100 of Title 43A, unless there
is created a duplication in numbering, reads as follows:
A. The Department of Mental Health and Substance Abuse Services
is hereby abolished.
B. All duties, powers, and responsibilities, including real and
personal property, including books, records, and funds controlled by
the Department of Mental Health and Substance Abuse Services shall
be transferred to the State Department of Corrections.
SECTION 2. This act shall become effective July 1, 2025.
SECTION 3. It being immediately necessary for the preservation
of the public peace, health or safety, an emergency is hereby
declared to exist, by reason whereof this act shall take effect and
be in full force from and after its passage and approval.

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Cory of House Pants @corypants.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
A post on the Wolfenstein II forums:

“Hello everyone, I'm a centrist liberal and let me say that the first Wolfenstein is too damn hard and I can't get past the first level. The enemies won't listen to my reasoned discourse on why their ideology is flawed and just shoot me to death. I have a lot of weapons at my disposal, but killing the nazis would make me as bad as them. Does anyone have links to a walkthrough that would allow me to keep the moral high ground?”
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Excellent post
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