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Amy

@ahailes.bsky.social
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I do tech, data, and politics stuff. Donut is my snek sidekick.

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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've watched my sister's 1 year old puppy for a couple weekends and can confirm, she's a handful and a half and consumes my entire weekend. Luckily, she's extremely cute. And also not mine.
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Um, Boston, are you seeing this sunset?
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
for a website full of 39 year olds many of you do not remember the events of 2001 to 2004 very well, and those were only a couple of years ago.
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Come back when it can also lower the volume of too loud conversation participants
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The very Monday urge to claw off your skin and run screaming into the woods
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Is anyone here a tankie? Like, really into Thomas the Tank Engine"
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The other day a woman at a bar introduced her dog to me as "Soup Dog, like the rapper" and I was fully content to believe there was some rapper I'd never heard of named Soup Dog. What a great name for a dog, and a rapper.
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Friday is officially FUN FACT FRIDAY. Hit me with your fun facts!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tweet from brandAn is good (@LeBearGirdle):

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
Why do you keep calling Elon Musk “a sad little bitch with no friends”?

Great question! (1) He is sad, (2) he is a bitch, and (3) he has no friends.

Did Elon Musk spend his 47th birthday alone, with no friends?

Yes.

Did Elon Musk beg Jeffrey Epstein for an invitation to his island, but get rejected?

Yes.

You’re saying that even the world’s most infamous pedophile didn’t want to be Elon Musk’s friend?

Yes.
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Have we had discourse about this yet? I'm so fucking mad.
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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ooo, ok, I've got some! Transmetropolitan Ender's Game Stranger in a Strange Land I think those are the only on my "definitely good" list by "definitely bad" people. Various other classic scifi books/authors are close to making the list, but if I start listing them to list gets too long quickly
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A proper double rainbow here in Somerville
Two rainbows, one fainter than the other, over rooftops and greenery
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm caught up on today's Tour de France stage and I'm starting to feel like collarbones aren't a good idea for professional cyclists
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Now that we're all done with world cup, let me tell you about this thing called the Tour de France. It's on for another week!
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Boston weather rn
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
😭😭😭
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why is the sky in Somerville suddenly yellow? Are there wildfires nearby or something?
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
boooo, put it back
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Glad to hear Boston and Glasgow have finally agreed to a ceasefire
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mushrooms are magic. These shiitake grew from nothing in like 3 days
a hand holding three shiitake mushrooms, each with approximately palm sized caps
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I am a fan of neither basketball nor New York, but the joy coming out of Knicks fans right now is the best.
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Remember a couple years ago when people were complaining there wasn't enough sports on bsky? can we go back to that? there's too much sportsposting now
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
wow, TIL! (confirmed by the Colorado Department of Public Health & Environment: cdphe.colorado.gov/communicable...)
cdphe.colorado.gov
Hantavirus (Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome) | Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 23/04/2026
Behold the snake.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, there's an image of a closeup on the head of a yellow morph timber rattlesnake, with text above it that says "Behold the snake: Cunning, cruel, and bloodthirsty, it embodies evil and sin.
Who knows what malevolent thoughts lurk in its mind?" In panel 2, the snake is zoomed out slightly, and a thought bubble rises above its head with three dots inside it. In panel 3, we're zoomed out more to see the whole snake curled up on a rock with a colorful background behind it, and there's a thought bubble rising from its head that says "Mmm warm sun." In panel 4, we're zoomed out even more, and the snake is sitting on a rock at the top of a hill with green grass and trees, a vibrant background of mountains and lakes behind it, and a bright blue sky with a golden cloud and birds flying. The snake is thinking "Nice day."
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
As a jew raised by brits in the southern US who now lives in new england, there's just too many options. This is going to be a hot take, but I don't like tea. Like, black tea. My parents have nearly disowned me for this, but it's just....not enjoyable to me?
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I'm getting increasingly close to picking a fight with the next person who posts the "Bluesky DOSed themselves with AI" take.
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It appears to finally be spring in Boston
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is excellent www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
scientificamerican.com
The kids are all right
Surprising studies show young people are doing better than previous generations in many ways
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
MOON
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/04/2026
Good morning everyone today is MOON DAY 🚀🌖🥰 #Artemis
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
HE IS RISEN
a hand holding an avocado pit that appears to be sprouting
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
man that shot from the capsule was so cool. They're already in space
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
moon!
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
moooooon
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Jeff Foust @jfoust.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
T-0 of 6:35 pm EDT (2235 GMT).
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Sounds like they cleared up whatever was the problem with the flight termination system and are on track to launch still #Artemis
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Learning that the Artemis II crew will contain both the first person of color and the first woman to leave low earth orbit, and congrats to them on most successfully getting as far away as possible from here.
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Who should I be following on here for Artemis updates?
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Anyone else notice the android weather app being extremely wrong recently? It's been off by 10 degrees here in Somerville yesterday and today
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Important crab info: if you use google meet, try out the crab reaction emoji. I promise it's worth your while
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K.W. Colyard @kristianwriting.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
So what was everyone's book they read way too young?
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Wait, it’s still Wednesday. HOW IS IT STILL WEDNESDAY????
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
do you people have any idea how hard it is to be ethically non-monogamous and not into board games
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Amy @ahailes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I ate too many mini eggs and now my stomach hurts
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Alerts from NWS Boston/Norton MA (UNOFFICIAL) @bos.nws-bot.us · 10/03/2026
BOX issues Record Event Report (RER) at Mar 10, 1:37 PM EDT ...RECORD HIGH TEMPERATURE SET AT HARTFORD CT... via IEMbot Additional Details Here.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/02/2026
I'm just so fucking tired of this fucking nightmare hellscape of a society
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