HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 16hI hope you remembered to pick up Eddie E's discarded chewing gum for a health boost! 100
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I'm not trapped in the ocean with you, you're trapped in the ocean with me - Moby Dick, the whale. 010
Reposted by HOA ScumbagDOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 27/03/2026STREET FIGHTER II TURBO CAPCOM 1993 SNES 429661
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Whenever I take out my steamdeck at an airport lounge I can feel other people watching and thinking "look at that aging manchild with his oversized Gameboy." Kids browsing on their phones look at me and quietly chuckle before going back to scrolling TikTok or whatever. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comLinkin Park Chester Bennington: CrawlingALT: Linkin Park Chester Bennington: Crawling 010
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It was ok(???) in 1989. Episode 37 of Garfield and Friends (overall episode 37, titled "China Cat / Cock-a-Doodle Dandy / Beach Blanket Bonzo") first aired on December 2, 1989 on CBS. 110
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It was the good old days when kids could play outside and Sluggo could legally work full time at a factory. 1110
Reposted by HOA ScumbagGarfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026 1375104
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Go shopping because I'm low on bread and milk, put a few things in the basket, the checkout counter robot says I owe $118. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Very distressing at how movies now depict 1999 as if it was some sepia toned black and white olden days. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fire Marshall, screaming: WHY IS YOUR KITCHEN ON FIRE AT 4AM? Me, calmly: I didn't have any bananas left, so I had to make do with what I had. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If any amateur mugger wants an easy score, you can rob me when I stagger back to my apartment after my morning walk. I'm so exhausted and out of it I don't know my own name or what time of day it is. #payitforward 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You all rolled your eyes at me whenever I typed out Micro$oft or Micro$hit Winblows in the early 2000's, but it looks like I was right all along! 031
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I bet I could do more bicep curl reps if I had a man bun. 000
Reposted by HOA ScumbagEmily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“I’d love to come over, but I have big plans for the weekend.” The plans: 021
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comRookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall StreetALT: Rookie Numbers Meme from The Wolf of Wall Street 010
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'll take one chicken off the grill and a plate of that rice, please. 030
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Depending on how hard they hit, this could be a problem that takes care of itself. 010
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Hold on a second - why is everyone Australian?" - me, watching behind the scenes cast interviews for literally any prestige American TV drama. 000
Reposted by HOA Scumbagjon christian @jonchristian.net · 15/09/2026ed sheeran is one of those grotesquely fascinating celebrities where he's clearly attained massive success and yet i have never met a single person who expressed enthusiasm for his music 3544
Reposted by HOA ScumbagThe hottest dad on Bluesky @coconono.bsky.social · 12/09/2026my dude, what the fuck are you doing 022
