Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 17/01/2026*Getting blasted by a Havana syndrome inducing low frequency wave and 500Db* ok the soundstage is good but the bass reflex is actually not that great, they need to buy some better cables and adjust the crossover to make it truly effective. 000 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 07/06/2025You know what really boils my piss? Hotel kettles. 0183 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 12/04/2025lmao they actually implemented this bug I got playing Colonization like 20 years ago. 110 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Watched avengers endgame and there's a bit where Tony Stark basically goes "computer, solve time travel for me" and it goes "processing.... simulation solved" and lmao that's what Chatgpt is going to do. 100 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 27/03/2025When you go to your friend's house and they only have 50% of each character set so you have to just make do and combine them. 220 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 25/02/2025"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Italy," i holler as i overturn my uncle Sam's intelligence agencies and turn the most sophisticated spying machine in human history into a butthole Lazer of Shit 012 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I think it might be lots of people catching the flu, could anyone with medical knowledge confirm? 030 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 03/01/2025The bots have arrived, time for some Pussy In Bluesky 000 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 02/01/2025"Well well well, check out Billy Big Bollocks over here" I say, stunning the delivery room staff and causing my wife to scream in what I assume is joy. 020 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Re-watched Dune 2 and I still think it would have been improved if the line "Usul has called a big one!" was used by Chani when her and Paul were in the tent. Mr Villeneuve I'm available for script consultation any time. 020 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Everyone needs to start calling it this. 010 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I had a dream where someone told me there was an Amazon echo in my house that I never knew about and so I wandered around shouting "Siri! Siri!" and I think this might actually have been a psychic vision of my future when I'm old and confused. 010 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 16/12/2024It's amazing that in the 90s it was all "bright lights in the sky are UFOs!" and now it's somehow dumber with "they're Iranian stealth drones who turned their lights on!". Or maybe the aliens just found something funnier to do to us. 000 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 09/12/2024"it's the most wonderful time of the year!" No it fucking isn't you liar, it's cold and wet and I'm sick and I was none of those things in July. 000 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 08/12/2024This whole smiling CEO shooter thing is like Batman except that Batman is like "nah he's got a point actually" because Alfred got denied cover. 000 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Incredible scenes here in the UK where politicians from the party that wants to leave the European convention on human rights so they can literally push migrants into the sea or send them to war zones are arguing against assisted dying because "it reduces the value of human life" #tories 020 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 28/11/2024It was like getting my ears assaulted by a scarecrow. A+ would be visited by The Horrors again. 000 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Going to a concert on my own and torn between "I am cool because this band is obscure and nobody I know has heard of them" and "I am lame because nobody wants to go with me". 010 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Too late they already did, it's called MS Teams and it hates all of us. 000 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The one thing it's apparently impossible for politicians to legislate wrt young people is anything to do with stopping politicians from sexually assaulting them 100 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Phew, what a long day at work of having the same frustrating conversations with my colleagues over and over again. Time to go home and relax with Elden Ring and have frustrating fights with undead over and over again. 000 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Started playing Elden Ring and chose the basic bitch character and lol I forgot how little gear you find. Killed a knight? Sorry his armour is made of dust and all you get is three crossbow bolts, ur welcome tarnished. 110 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 08/11/2024TFW you release to production on a Friday and immediately find a breaking bug and don't want to deal with it. 110 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 06/11/2024I never thought people would vote to have leopards to eat their own face. 000 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Has Sisyphus ever considered breaking his work down into sprints? 010 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 17/10/2024Jokes on you new people, I've been here making occasional bad posts for ages! 010 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 08/07/2024RIP democracy, thought of the will of the people and apparently died. 020 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 22/06/2024I went for an "IT skills test" at a temping agency and in the process fixed one of the other machines that was having issues with its USB devices but they still made me do the test anyway because they thought it was funny. 000 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 08/06/2024Deus Ex is actually pretty prescient because on day one on the job in an American law enforcement adjacent organisation JC is offered a rocket launcher or some high explosives to "clear some terrorists". 020 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 16/05/2024*calling a company I haven't spoken to in years* "we need to ask you your security questions, what was your childhood nickname?" *me, sweating* "um, was it 'weedlord bonerhitler'?" "That's correct, how can I help you today?" 120 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 24/04/2024The only non-gay way to fuck is to go fuck yourself so let's hope he does that. 010 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 23/04/2024Up there with the pivot from "it is the anniversary of the Chernobyl disaster where...." Pivot to "and that's why our company is helping improve document management" I saw on LinkedIn. 010 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 11/04/2024If I was the third richest person in the world I would just pay someone to make good posts for me. 020 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 05/04/2024Every so often I remember the time that my uncle got in a full on argument with a waiter in Italy who refused to make him a cappuccino in the evening because "it is a morning drink". 100% correct. 130 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 31/03/2024This image is from romcom "Crazy Stupid Love" and I watched it and wowee the subplot that ends with a 17 year old giving nudes to a 13 year old that has a crush on her to "get him through high school", the nudes were originally intended for his dad (Steve Carrell)? What the fuck? 100 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 30/03/2024Somewhere there's a tremor, as if thousands of civil engineers cried out in horror and were suddenly silenced. 000 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 24/03/2024Come to the erdtree in next 15 minutes if u want an ass kicking 021 0
Reposted by Powerful Two-HanderNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 23/03/2024they should invent a night time grooming routine that isn't five hundred fucking steps long. i should just lay down in bed and a couple of technicians come in and work on me like a fuckin race car 231186176 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 17/03/2024I'm gonna do this because it got zero likes and imo it was pretty good. No shame over here. 020 0
Reposted by Powerful Two-HanderMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 12/03/2024If you don't say "For Fucks Sake" at least 15 times a day then you are probably not a mature adult. 10278105 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 05/03/2024When I was a kid I was terrible at art and everyone told me I was terrible at art, but well well well look who's got a Visio Pro license and is getting paid to bang out pretty pictures, read it and weep suckers! 010 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 04/03/2024I know that the Witcher 3 is basically 90% fetch quests and 10% Gwent, but the first time I played it I got the bad ending because I was a poor father and now replaying a third time years later *I cant remember what the good dad options are and I'm scared I'm gonna do it again* 000 0
Powerful Two-Hander @agoddamnhorse.bsky.social · 19/02/2024Personally I'm holding out for Buckaroo Banzai vs the World Crime League 041 0