iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Constructing a monster that's you but a foot taller.

170

Who do you think you are, guy?

Band photo of Grandaddy. One of the members doesn't have a beard.

140

IncogNematode @kickeybean.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Learning today that not everyone in Grandaddy had a beard?

160

Reposted by aric

I thought about this post so much i had to draw it

Cartoon of a duckling riding on a piece of pizza floating in water

2469

aric @aghastronaut.com · 3h

People love AI music. That's why there's no such thing as a concert.

140

We need to set up robots with vampire rules by default. Need to be invited into your home. Hate garlic. Can be killed with a wooden stake.

150

aric @aghastronaut.com · 4h

Building walls around my garden of dogshit so nobody can come clean up the dogshit.

170

Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.

2398

Chris Parnell should have a subscription service where you can tune in and hear him talking anytime.

070

Spelled "chili" wrong? Eh, dump the whole post. Who cares?

150

When someone says you're pretty funny, they mean you're pretty and funny.

060

aric @aghastronaut.com · 6h

Entering time for the month at the beginning of the day instead of the end of the day so future me isn't mad at past me.

030

They may have deleted this Facebook post after everyone yelled at them.

050

aric @aghastronaut.com · 19h

Whales don't want you to know how much parking there is in the ocean.

1112

aric @aghastronaut.com · 19h

Caught plagiarising at BuzzFeed. Caught taking money from Russia. Caught with a scheduled tweet for Eric Schmitt's failed takedown. Plus he's got the Dreamworks smile. What does it take to sink Benny Johnson?

030

aric @aghastronaut.com · 20h

[in the Criterion Closet] I don't see it. Did someone already check it out? I don't understand how this works. You didn't file it under "The," right? It should be, "Mask, The?"

1182

aric @aghastronaut.com · 20h

Cornhole for Pyros

021

aric @aghastronaut.com · 20h

St. Cloud not beating the "South of Minnesota" allegations.

Alpha News partnering with St. Cloud State

3605

The President is demanding we call it "si, papi?"

030

When I joined an improv troupe in college (that never performed), the dude who formed the group spent the first gathering showing us tapes of his high school improv show. Which did the opposite of what he intended.

0111

Hi. You might know me as a little circle. But did you know I'm a human being with thoughts and dreams and pants?

060

Bad news for Weird Sl.

010

Spock's dad watches FOX News and says things like, "I married a human. It is illogical for you to call me racist."

0131

They got her our of the hole? That must have taken some reacclimate.

010

Are you getting the CASH BACK you deserve by using the GO INTO DEBT card? Well, it's time to switch to a new GO INTO DEBT card!

040

[Muse and Dots circle each other with tridents and nets as Star Trek fight scene music plays]

110

aric @aghastronaut.com · 22h

We have bouncy Titanics but no bouncy Trojan Bounce Horses?

010

Horses are not going to like this

DESCRIPTION

Adds a horse as a starting car

1100

Making the bounce house into a bounce home.

082

Monster cheese has peanut butter and M&Ms in it.

130

Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 23h

That's the name of the doctor. You're thinking of Frankenstein's Muenster.

1142

Reposted by aric

Herky the Hawk Red Oak, IA

843068