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@aghastronaut.com
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Minneapolis non-comedian Made webcomics, did improv, and other unnecessary web stuff. "Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard (he/him)

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 10h
Here's a silly one. What's the real title for this movie poster?
The movie poster for The Human Centipede, maybe, with the title Biscuits and Forgiveness For Mrs. Flowers
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 10h
Okay, I'll make this one a little easier than the last. Name the real title for this movie poster.
A movie poster for The Shining, maybe, with the title The Hero Who Threw a Parade.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 11h
Only one in a million people will know this. What's the real title for this movie poster?
The poster for It's a Wonderful Life, maybe, but it's titled September Has a D Now
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 11h
These are only going to get harder. What's the real title for this movie poster?
The poster for The Godfather, maybe, with the title "The Football Telephone"
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 11h
This is a hard one. Try and guess the real movie title from the look of the poster.
The poster for Beetlejuice, maybe, with the title "Hummingbird Diaspora"
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 11h
Here's another movie poster for you to guess, while you're working out the first one.
The movie poster for Jaws, maybe, with the title "Finding Grandfather's Glass Brain"
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 11h
I'm going to show you a movie poster with the wrong title and you have to give me the correct title.
The poster for Star Wars, maybe, but it's titled "Billy Pumpkins Eats the Egg"
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 16h
Biff Wiff in I Think You Should Leave saying, "Yeah, I don't know. I think there just might be no rules."
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 16h
Korvo, a blue alien from Solar Opposites, in a bathtub being scared by a Crypt Keeper saying, "HERE'S a little ditty about Jack and DYIN'!'
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 18h
Google
tell me i'm handsome

AI Overview
You are handsome.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 20h
This'll hit a nerve.
Fake Activists
Moderation list by you

Not really, but I figured the title would make someone mad.

MadGreek
@madgreek2024.bsky.social
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 20h
Don't put in the paper that I made a bunch of blocklists because I was mad.
@madgreek2024.bsky.social has added you to the "Sheep that follow Block List." custom feed list
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 01/10/2026
10-year-old got their braces off today so it's time for homemade caramel corn.
Homemade caramel corn
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Anyway.
Just Won't Stop Making Lists and Is Probably a Chump featuring MadGreek
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Sometimes you block someone you don't know without interacting with them (because you don't want to see their content) and they take it reaaaaaaal personal.
@madgreek2024.bsky.social has added you to the "Trolls, Bots, Spam, Scammers and Fake Accounts. " custom feed list
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
I mean, I can go on like this forever.
@madgreek2024.bsky.social has added you to the "Weird Nerds of Bluesky " custom feed list

I then added him to "Weirdos Who Make Mute Lists."

@madgreek2024.bsky.social has added you to the "Absolute Wankers! custom feed list

So I added them to "Weirdos Who Make Another List After You Put Them On A List." Description is "Pretty much just @madgreek2024.bsky.social"
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Who do you think you are, guy?
Band photo of Grandaddy. One of the members doesn't have a beard.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
America.gov

Let's go back.

The atoms of the constituent were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the
ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman
assembled the constituent, in her body, which later required a birth certificate.

And the constituent awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother's body, into the long
dream, which issued a Social Security number.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
This is wild.
America.gov

It reads our thoughts.

Sometimes I do not care. Sometimes I wish to tell them, this world you take for truth is merely
**?? §§ and **?? §§, I wish to tell them that they are **?? §§ in the **?? §§. They see so little
of the docket, in their long dream.

And yet they file.

But it would be so easy to tell them ...

Too strong for this dream. To tell them how to live is to prevent them living. Also it would be
legal advice, and we are not that kind of agency.

I will not tell the constituent how to live.

The constituent is growing restless. The session is about to time out.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Aaron Rodericks
Automated block actions on my account, so that can stay Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing. TBH it was well overdue.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
First responders reply guy flag with a thin line of emoji
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Khan Noonien Singh, pecs rippling and arms crossed.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
St. Cloud not beating the "South of Minnesota" allegations.
Alpha News partnering with St. Cloud State
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 29/09/2026
Horses are not going to like this
DESCRIPTION

Adds a horse as a starting car
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 29/09/2026
It's July 26th, 2014. Benny Johnson is discredited. It's September 5th, 2024. Benny Johnson is discredited. It's September 29th, 2026. Benny Johnson is discredited.
Doctor Manhattan sitting naked up on Mars
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., posing as one of the David S. Pumpkin skeletons.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 29/09/2026
Any questions?
Associates of Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., holding up a picture of David S. Pumpkins behind him as he's got a "gotcha" face on right before he's about to eat shit.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 29/09/2026
I'll tell you what. This stuff is pretty good.
Buldak Mac n' Cheese Sweet Corn
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 29/09/2026
And nobody has complimented me for being quiet on this.
Kraft Dinner Creme Soda
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 28/09/2026
Ahhh, yes. Another useless screen. This one from Star Trek III.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 27/09/2026
Not everything needs a reason, okay?
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 27/09/2026
Some 3D glasses away from being Doctor Jacoby.
Hawaiian shirt, and me
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 26/09/2026
In cookie society, you must carry those you wronged.
Panel 1
[Aric, long haired and filthy, looks toward the camera with a the shovel beam in the distance]
Aric: If there's an explosion, Lemmo can't be far behind. Better head over there.

Panel 2
[Aric is sitting, arms crossed]

Panel 3
[Aric is sitting, but actually being carried by an anthropomorphic chocolate chip cookie]
Aric: Listen, I know you want to carry me as an apology for getting chocolate all over, but it'd be faster if I walked.
Cookie: BLARGLA! I BLAK insist.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 25/09/2026
Kristy the Clown, crying on his knees, saying, "They drove a dump truck full of money to my house. I'm not made of stone."
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 25/09/2026
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 24/09/2026
Spock has come up with a calculation that may get us out of here!
A bunch of gibberish future math
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 24/09/2026
[editor, rubbing their brow until they draw blood] Fine.
BBC
Oompa Loompa, Doompety Done: Actor takes final bow
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 24/09/2026
Woody Owl with a sign that says, "Woodsy Owl says, "Brain and brain! What is brain?"
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 24/09/2026
They should have gotten Stephen McHattie to host "Cake or Fake."
Stephen McHattie in Star Trek: Deep Space 9 saying, "It's a caaaaaaake!"
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 24/09/2026
Happy 24 hours, asshole!
Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social 1d
Please...celebrate your mediocrity and make lame excuses for making lame excuses.

Your mom will be in shortly with your sammy.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 23/09/2026
Hey, girl. Wanna talk about Cary Grant?
Senior portrait of me on one of my favorite Hawaiian shirts. I have a haircut like a pageboy.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 23/09/2026
My brand? Smoke.
A screen from an old DOS PC game. DRUGS: THEIR EFFECTS ON YOU.

The screen shows a young white girl and a young black boy surrounded by a beer can, "SMOKE," a pill bottle, a syringe, a bottle of white liquid, and "GLUE."
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 23/09/2026
It's wild how they posted it, chuckled to themself, and reposted the same thing as a reply to someone.
Heather @alainnfocail.bsky.social
was thinking about ordering myself lunch and realized that we actually have everything necessary to make the thing was planning on ordering so closed the app and made it myself.
Please clap.
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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz. bsky.social 4h Guys, please stop with the "please clap" when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry...
If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I'm not giving high fives for your bare minimum.
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Jessie Blue @jessieblueaz.bsky.social 4h Guys, please stop with the "please clap" when cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry..
If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I'm not giving high fives for your bare minimum.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 23/09/2026
Looks like a normal teen’s bedroom, right? Think again. Coming up we’ll show you what parents should be looking for so they can identify signs of drug use. I was shocked at what I found in this room!!!
The Giant from Twin Peaks: The Return in his relaxing room with an electric bell thing and a lady sitting on a couch. The Giant is in a smoking jacket and bow tie.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 23/09/2026
I need what these cartoon animals took.
Spike, Snoopy's cousin from PeanutsPete the Cat with heavy eyelids
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 21/09/2026
What if snake oil salesman, but in space?
The Animated Series Kirk with Harry Mudd in the transporter room. They both look cross.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 21/09/2026
"I won't persuade you to kill yourself. Honest Muse."
The cheery mascot for Meta Muse.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 21/09/2026
The "Cooper High School Drama Department Presents The Improv Show Directed By Aric" featuring images of famous non-improvisers Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplain, and the Marx Brothers
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 21/09/2026
Wife found a very detailed improv show audition pamphlet I handed out. And it has my old printer's name at the bottom.
Printed by DJ SuperMaster Plus
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 21/09/2026
Wife found a very detailed improv show audition pamphlet I handed out. And it has my old printer's name at the bottom.
Printed by DJ SuperMaster Plus
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