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Brett Nicholson

@aggiebrett.bsky.social
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Scribbler of rambunctious eloquence. Mostly comedy, but not always. Nicholl Finalist yet still bitter and sarcastic. Love movies, beer, music, tacos, and floating in a Texas river. ¡SARCASMISTA! SCRIPTS: www.networkisa.org/profile/aggiebre…

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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 1h
Well, YAY, I guess. He's still a scumbag rapist traitor moron.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 2h
He’s fishing in a lightning storm, something that’s inherently stupid. And somewhere, Darwin nods approval.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 2h
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I Love Beans by Brak
YouTube video by Morris Davis
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 2h
Somebody really needs to come up with a recipe for something called "The Gobi Dessert" just to mess with people's tiny minds.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 2h
There are a lot of things I love about working on a secret project, but the one thing I do hate eating that weird astronaut food in a tube in zero G.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 2h
DAMMIT WE CELEBRATE THE MOMENTS THAT MATTER
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 2h
What about a nice sponge cake?
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 2h
Sleeping late ranks very high up my list of Greatest Things Ever.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 2h
Can't a fella have any good fortune anymore without the danged gubmint getting getting all up in his bidness?
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Mike Walker @newnarrative.bsky.social · 12h
Global tech sell-off deepens as Asian markets tumble www.ft.com/content/cf5f...
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Global AI sell-off deepens as Asian markets tumble
Sharp falls trigger trading halt on South Korea’s Kospi and Japan’s Nikkei 225 sinks 5%, following Wall Street lower
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 12h
Feels like comin' home. 😎 youtu.be/UMJbtFZWWa8?...
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Dixie Chicken (Live at the Rainbow Theatre, London, UK, 8/3/1977)
YouTube video by Little Feat - Topic
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 12h
"An ISA Pro is seeking horror features that are kept to a single location. Haunted houses, dark forests, and abandoned buildings are all welcome settings, though they are especially interested in narratives set in a bar." I seen some wild stuff in bars late at night. Usually slightly out of focus.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 12h
I once wrote a short while listening to this spin endlessly one drizzly afternoon. I still think about it sometime. Maybe one day I'll dust it off and polish it up. Maybe shoot it. youtu.be/ShoM8omjim4?...
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Rice Birds
YouTube video by Adam Carroll - Topic
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 12h
Whenever @kellywillis.bsky.social starts singing, I just sigh and smile and get the warm fuzzies. youtu.be/aHCxqON0IWU?...
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That's how i got to Memphis by Kelly Willis(Asi es como llegue a Memphis)
YouTube video by Fernando Espinoza
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 12h
I had to crack open another beer just to spin this a few times (again). youtu.be/2OU4ZhZc5Zw?...
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WAYLON JENNINGS - LONESOME ON'RY AND MEAN (Live In TX 1975)
YouTube video by waylonvids
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 13h
Three ragged pages urped out today. Who needs pride.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 13h
Every time I'm about to meet up with any group of college buds, I laugh about this song yet again. youtu.be/ruVhpupgm6M?...
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Junior Brown - My Wife Thinks You're Dead (1995)(Music City Tonight 720p)
YouTube video by Joe Simonetta
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 13h
Largely same, but because of all the damned Nazis, bigots, bots, trolls, and morons. I miss some of the connections to writers, but not as much as I enjoy being rid of the stench of the awfuls.
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Jocelynn 💙 @spongebob104.bsky.social · 13h
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 14h
James Talarico just summed up the entire midterm election in one sentence: “We have an affordability crisis because we have a corruption crisis.” That’s it. This entire election comes down to affordability vs. corruption. Which one are you voting for?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hard not to notice that Democrats who are doing the best are the ones who are leaving this whole civility-and-norms, we-go-high, we-need-a-strong-Republican-Party bullshit behind and are simply giving Republicans exactly what they all ought to get at all times, which is undisguised contempt.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 15h
🤣
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Larry David Unimpressed - Reasonsimbroke
ALT: Larry David Unimpressed - Reasonsimbroke
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 15h
(This is not "new" news, but it is new that I finally/belatedly sent in my info to be included. Longtime viewers of this ridiculous comedy will understand: "mistakes were made.")
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 16h
Combine two film titles to make a new film. CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 19h
Maybe next to this guy in my ever expanding Stathamverse™
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 19h
MAKE IT SO
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 23h
New Marist poll of Texas finds 61% say undocumented immigrants should stay in US if meet certain requirements. Only 35% say they should leave. A majority of noncollege white men (Trump base) says stay. Supports my case (see piece/thread below) that Trump opened way for new pro-immigrant consensus
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 19h
Shhh.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 22h
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 21h
Masher Block. Baller Block. Ladle Block. (And I think it was Lars Ladelbloch who first crossed Antarctica on tricycle...)
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 21h
(Hi, Ed!)
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 21h
Imagine how much simpler these conversions would be if they'd simply commit to hiring a Metric Dumbass.
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A piece titled “Freedom” by French graffiti artist iXi.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 21h
Total flaming bullshit.
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 22h
Elon's apparent cutting off of Ukraine's Starlink access underscores the dangers of the U.S. contracting with an unstable Nazi. There is no way a deranged civilian (or any civilian) should have that much power over an ostensible American partner.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 21h
I'll say it again: THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 21h
I love Statham.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 21h
"Write. Don't think. Just write." -- Me (to me)
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Jim Cardillo @jimcardillo.bsky.social · 23h
In case you were wondering...
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 21h
(Actually a very cool DARKLY MOODY set of tracks to write to. Worth checking out to add to your writing music bag.)
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Chandler Rome @chandlerrome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Astros have finished their housecleaning and parted ways with manager Joe Espada - www.nytimes.com/athletic/667...
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 22h
NP- 😎 youtu.be/qfIAXqpr5ZM?...
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Coffee Frother | Wrath of Man (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
YouTube video by SonySoundtracksVEVO
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 22h
Sometimes you write one line-- just one silly damned line-- and you immediately smile and say "yeah, this might actually work." #Scriptsky
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 22h
OMG. GET INTO MY VEINS. NOW
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 23h
Mr Bookman remains one of my favorite things ever.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 23h
Holy shnikeys! Youtube ads FINALLY delivered a thing I WANT. If this had been around when I was a kid, I would have multiple of them. Too totally cool. chompshop.com
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Chompshop: A Kid-Safe Power Tool For Cutting Cardboard!
Chompshop brings young makers an exciting new way to explore creativity and STEAM skills using a material that everyone has access to: cardboard! Our signature tool, the ChompSaw, is a kid-safe power ...
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You hire Statham -- you get Statham.
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I rather doubt Statham and Wyle will be confused in this discussion.
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Jason Statham & Meiying Raising Eyebrows
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Brett Nicholson @aggiebrett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well, shit. I just started scribbling scene ideas into a new scriptment.
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Al Pacino: Just When I Thought I Was Out
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