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@agentsmart.bsky.social
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Aaron Turner-Jones. Founder at Thinking Cap Studios. Dad, Web Designer, Creative Director, gun, stinking hippy, occasional hitman, coffee's bitch. Mostly sober. Chaotic good. 🥋🏴‍☠️ @agentsmart ✖️ www.turner-jones.com 🖥️

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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
*knock,knock* "Got any eggs?"
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I will remember today as the day the 47th President of the United States, Donald J Trump, signed with sharpie, broadcast live to the world, an executive order undoing a ban on plastic straws stating "paper straws explode" and plastic straws "aren't going to bother sharks." None of that is a lie.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Cunning as I am I'm no linguist but why doesn't "anti-islamic" carry the same gravitas or weight as "anti-semitic" appears to?
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Melania Trump's outfit at the inauguration is fucking dope. #InaugurationDay
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year to those who celebrate. Here's to the year that was and the one yet to be. May you give and receive abundant kindness in 2025. "And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been." - Rainer Maria Rilke Cheers big ears.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
A-hoy hoy A merry xmas eve to all. I hope you and yours have an amazing day however you spend it. To those that know me from the other place, I wish you all well. I'm still hanging with the fallen ones when online, though less & less even there lately. I hope 2025 shines favourably upon you. - AS
Agent Smart wearing his Christmas suit and toasting your prosperity.
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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Someone should make a show about this farce. "A US family court in Nevada rejected Rupert Murdoch's demand to make changes in a family trust that was created in 1999 to divide Murdoch’s mega media empire amongst his four oldest children." www.outlookbusiness.com/news/murdoch...
Four Roy children from Succession.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
In the land of the touchscreen be a knob. Tactile and terrific.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Perfect slippers do not exi...
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I'm shocked, shocked I tell ya. "Carbon capture con. Giant Gorgon project captures less emissions than ever." michaelwest.com.au/carbon-captu...
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Carbon capture con. Giant Gorgon project captures less emissions than ever - Michael West
Energy economics research body says world’s largest carbon capture and storage project capturing less than half the emissions it planned to.
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Lisa the Leftist @lisatellstruth.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I adore this art
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The Shovel @theshovel.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton
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Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton — The Shovel
Speaking from a prison cell in Brisbane, Mr Dutton – a former sex worker and director of adult films – said the laws were not necessary and that regulators should not be the arbiters of truth.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Tesla offers lower cost leases in new program to boost their flagging EV sales. thedriven.io?p=183845
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Tesla offers lower cost leases in new program to boost flagging EV sales
Tesla launches new LeaseMyTesla program in Australia in its latest bid to arrest the slump in sales in the local electric vehicle market.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Uncommon Words. Monsterful: Extraordinary; marvelous.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
‘A place of joy’: why scientists are joining the rush to Bluesky. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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‘A place of joy’: why scientists are joining the rush to Bluesky
Researchers say the social-media platform — an alternative to X — offers more control over the content they see and the people they engage with.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Meditation Coach: Control your breathing... Calm your mind... My mind:
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
... the thing that they buy when they come for your talent is your ingenuity, your ability to give what you say you give, especially when they don't understand it. They hope you do, basically. - John Dykstra Industrial Light & Magic
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My name is Eggs Benedictius, commander of the armies of the north, General of the Salmon & Wilted Spinach Legion and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Hollandaise. Father to a hungry son, husband to a beautiful wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The perfect present does not exi...
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My fathomless humility.
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Captain Quoll @kudelka.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Had a request to repost this.
Distracted PM meme with our prime minister staring at “ban under 16s from social media” with “non facile legislation” looking on.
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The Australia Institute is sponsoring our Climate Cartoon Award this year! Winner to be announced at the Stanley Awards in Canberra on 30th November!
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Do you think it's petty that Bluesky changed the little bird emoji from blue to red? Peeps were using it show their old Twitter handles. This civil war between the Blue Birds & Skeeters is building speed with it's own momentum. Come on Skeeters, can your 20 million strong take down an army of 600m?
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
In Defense of a Banana. by Cassidy Kulhanek An essay about art from a funny chick that also does Art. A worthy read. @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social www.cassidyk.com/writing/2024...
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Sopping wet pink bits.
Pink flower in the rain.
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Dr Adam Levy @climateadam.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
the world is coming together to tackle plastic devastation. but plastics are fossil fuels. and fossil fuel companies are... well, doing their thing... youtu.be/r0bteSnqVEo
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How Plastics Fuel Climate Change
YouTube video by ClimateAdam
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@jeanburgess.bsky.social - Just caught you on the ABC news talking about the government's borked Social Media bill. Just wanted to say hi & thanks. Great interview.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Having already saved a pile on Black Friday sales on a Thursday (sniggers) I highly recommend you watch this if you can. Currently on Netflix. Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy | Trailer Rule 1. Sell more. youtu.be/OVfZw_eqJW8?...
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Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
That's when you know you've got market cut-through, when your products are sold in the land of the sausage sizzle. "Tesla now selling EV chargers and household batteries at Bunnings." thedriven.io/2024/11/20/t...
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Tesla now selling EV chargers and household batteries at Bunnings
Tesla to sell charging equipment and household batteries at select Bunnings Warehouse stores.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Waiting for Ronald Trump to nominate Kevin Sorbo to head the "Department of Mythology" and set him twelve labours to perform.
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a man with long hair is laughing with the words am i laughing below him
ALT: a man with long hair is laughing with the words am i laughing below him
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Thank christ climate change is a scam. "Fossil fuel CO2 emissions increase again in 2024." news.exeter.ac.uk/faculty-of-e...
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Fossil fuel CO2 emissions increase again in 2024
Global carbon emissions from fossil fuels have reached a record high in 2024, according to new research by the Global Carbon Project science team. The 2024 Global Carbon Budget projects fossil carbon ...
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Get to it people. For the love of god, please vote to make this the word of the year. Vote for the #WordoftheYear now. #rawdogging www.macquariedictionary.com.au/vote-now-for...
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David Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
There's an increasingly popular line going around that the people of conscience that couldn't handle the horror are really to blame for Trump, instead of the horror itself. Don't blame people for being principled, blame political parties for lacking them
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Captain Quoll @kudelka.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Look I reckon the answer is probably no and in addition, fuck off.
Headline in the Australian “give coal a chance to rein in energy risks”
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Uncommon Words. Scapegrace: A mischievous person; a rascal.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This is a great read. Highly recommend.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Now that many of you "tweeps" have fled for bluer skies I've replaced our genial morning wishes of hope & coffee back over at the blue bird with telling them all that the people of Bluesky hate them instead. I'm not sure how long it's going to take but I'm determined to get this civil war underway.
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a little girl in a red jacket is looking up at something in the sky .
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
mugger: How much you got? me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I wonder if blurting out "deep fake" dismissively will replace "fake news" in the lexicon of politicians around the world pretty soon?
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a man in a suit and tie is holding his finger to his chin and says fake news
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding his finger to his chin and says fake news
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Quote Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
A rockAnother rock
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Australian coal mine emissions accounting trick could be hiding more than 10 million tonnes of CO2 emissions a year. reneweconomy.com.au?p=216577
reneweconomy.com.au
Australian coal mine emissions accounting trick could be hiding more than 10 million tonnes a year
New study assesses the impact of an emissions reporting rule change that enables open cut mines to select how they would like to report their methane pollution.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Just hurry up and build one of those magic healing tubes they have up on Elysium. "AI Outpaces Humans in Rapid Disease Detection." neurosciencenews.com/ai-disease-d...
neurosciencenews.com
AI Outpaces Humans in Rapid Disease Detection - Neuroscience News
A deep learning AI model developed by researchers significantly accelerates the detection of pathology in animal and human tissue images, surpassing human accuracy in some cases.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'm sure this will never ever be required here in this apparent land of digital milk & honey, but I wonder what the "Fail Whale" will be here on Bluesky. 🤔 A cocoon? The "Crapped Chrysalis". Anyone here old enough to know what the fuck I'm talking about?
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a butterfly with glowing blue wings is surrounded by glowing lights
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Everyday we stray further from god's light...
Doritos coffee flavour
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Bluesky adds 700,000 new users in a week. A ‘majority' of the new users are from the US, indicating that people are searching for a new platform as an alternative to X. www.theverge.com/2024/11/11/2...
theverge.com
Bluesky adds 700,000 new users in a week
There are now more than 14.5 million users total on the platform.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Ok, BlueSky people who have dwelled here since the beta version was opened to the public am I right in assuming I can't upload my own animated gifs, I can only use the crappy, low quality Tenor selection that's built in? This dramatically limits my vocabulary and hurts my eyes.
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a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a brick wall and looking at the camera .
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