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Agent Smart

@agentsmart.bsky.social
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Aaron Turner-Jones. Founder at Thinking Cap Studios. Dad, Web Designer, Creative Director, gun, stinking hippy, occasional hitman, coffee's bitch. Mostly sober. Chaotic good. 🥋🏴‍☠️ @agentsmart ✖️ www.turner-jones.com 🖥️

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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
"What about any of that magic rare earth?"
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
*knock,knock* "Got any eggs?"
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Really at loss to your motive or point sorry. Made a post about an observation I had about recent events in the place I call home and the way our current media and authorities are handling it. No fucking idea where you're going with this. Here to be enlightened. 🤔
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
You know, now that you mention it Brett, he really does. 🤔
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
lol. Keep poking. You seem up for a pointless fight. Knock yourself out.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Don't have the foggiest idea.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I will remember today as the day the 47th President of the United States, Donald J Trump, signed with sharpie, broadcast live to the world, an executive order undoing a ban on plastic straws stating "paper straws explode" and plastic straws "aren't going to bother sharks." None of that is a lie.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I'm everywhere Daz. Calm? 🤔
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
You're confusing "semite: a member of any of the peoples who speak or spoke a Semitic language, including in particular the Jews and Arabs" with "Antisemite: a person who shows hostility to, prejudice towards, or discrimination against, Jewish people."
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Cunning as I am I'm no linguist but why doesn't "anti-islamic" carry the same gravitas or weight as "anti-semitic" appears to?
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Melania Trump's outfit at the inauguration is fucking dope. #InaugurationDay
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year to those who celebrate. Here's to the year that was and the one yet to be. May you give and receive abundant kindness in 2025. "And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been." - Rainer Maria Rilke Cheers big ears.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Thanks for pointing out my disfigurement. I'm actually rather self conscious of it.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Same to you Dave, merry Christmas.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Thank you and merry Christmas Rowdy. Sounds like an amazing way to spend your day. I hope Santa spoils you silly. Take care.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas Jade.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
A-hoy hoy A merry xmas eve to all. I hope you and yours have an amazing day however you spend it. To those that know me from the other place, I wish you all well. I'm still hanging with the fallen ones when online, though less & less even there lately. I hope 2025 shines favourably upon you. - AS
Agent Smart wearing his Christmas suit and toasting your prosperity.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Gotcha. Perhaps. I mean he wanted to put it all in the hands of one which thankfully won't happen now. That would have been the same old same old. Yawn. Pretty sure once Rupert finally unclasps from his mortal shell the plan is to put his mind into Lachlan's body anyway. Now it's a Battle Royale.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Maybe. Doesn't really matter. They're siblings. 2, 4 or 14, they'll never really get along and the competition factor between spoilt, rich kids must be god tier. Should make for great entertainment. 🍿
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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
For sure. Often a toggle is enough.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Someone should make a show about this farce. "A US family court in Nevada rejected Rupert Murdoch's demand to make changes in a family trust that was created in 1999 to divide Murdoch’s mega media empire amongst his four oldest children." www.outlookbusiness.com/news/murdoch...
Four Roy children from Succession.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I am well, just a bit wet at the moment. We've got a couple of days of soggy rain scheduled. How are you doing?
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Meh. I don't think too much about Bezos when I order stuff on Amazon. Elon is an idiot. Twitter was there before him, hope it's there after him. I don't equate my use of the app with its owner.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
In the land of the touchscreen be a knob. Tactile and terrific.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You are likely right. I'm keen to watch the car crash that is Twitter from inside the car for now though. If they can hurry up and get decent animated gif support here the switch may happen sooner.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hey. Not here very often.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
You could wear them as subterfuge maybe?
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
They look much more comfortable.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Perfect slippers do not exi...
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I'm shocked, shocked I tell ya. "Carbon capture con. Giant Gorgon project captures less emissions than ever." michaelwest.com.au/carbon-captu...
michaelwest.com.au
Carbon capture con. Giant Gorgon project captures less emissions than ever - Michael West
Energy economics research body says world’s largest carbon capture and storage project capturing less than half the emissions it planned to.
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Lisa the Leftist @lisatellstruth.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I adore this art
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The Shovel @theshovel.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton
theshovel.com.au
Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton — The Shovel
Speaking from a prison cell in Brisbane, Mr Dutton – a former sex worker and director of adult films – said the laws were not necessary and that regulators should not be the arbiters of truth.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I'll let them know.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Tesla offers lower cost leases in new program to boost their flagging EV sales. thedriven.io?p=183845
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Tesla offers lower cost leases in new program to boost flagging EV sales
Tesla launches new LeaseMyTesla program in Australia in its latest bid to arrest the slump in sales in the local electric vehicle market.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Uncommon Words. Monsterful: Extraordinary; marvelous.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
‘A place of joy’: why scientists are joining the rush to Bluesky. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
nature.com
‘A place of joy’: why scientists are joining the rush to Bluesky
Researchers say the social-media platform — an alternative to X — offers more control over the content they see and the people they engage with.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Not solving a crime. This is how I think.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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a man in a hawaiian shirt is smiling
ALT: a man in a hawaiian shirt is smiling
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Meditation Coach: Control your breathing... Calm your mind... My mind:
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
... the thing that they buy when they come for your talent is your ingenuity, your ability to give what you say you give, especially when they don't understand it. They hope you do, basically. - John Dykstra Industrial Light & Magic
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
One of us, one of us!
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
All hail Melon Ballsius, philosopher and artist from the mighty House of Testicules.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
All hail Marsius Barius, revered herald from the House Chocolatius.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
All hail, Beefius Ravoliius.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
All hail Salada Biscuitius.
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with a beard
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard
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Agent Smart @agentsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My name is Eggs Benedictius, commander of the armies of the north, General of the Salmon & Wilted Spinach Legion and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Hollandaise. Father to a hungry son, husband to a beautiful wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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