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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 06/10/2026
Stock photos are funnier than AI generated images and no one can convince me otherwise.
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SoCal Sean @seandiego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nah—in his case it’s called “sanewashing“ and 10 years of it by people who should know better have gotten the country driven off a cliff.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aw, 13 years young! I'm late with the congrats, but happy Wembleversary! Bonus shout-out to such an awesome dadmom for all those special years. To many more 'versaries, Wembs!
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ima miss summer, but your annual autumn art gets me amped for the cool parts of fall. Halloween, baby! 🤘🎃🤘
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's long treated homeless people like shit on his shoes and bonded with Charlie friggin Kirk over their shared trans bigotry and misogyny. Fuck this guy. He sucks an unfathomable amount of shit and needs to be kept far far away from being the dem presidential candidate.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This asshole made a couple basic social media clapbacks at trump, and that was sufficient enough to win over people with goldfish attention spans to screech "rUn FoR pReSiDeNt!"
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ever-fucking-green the closer we get to an election, the more insufferable this place gets
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fucking hell, you all need to log off YESTERDAY. Talk to people, offline. Touch just one singular blade of grass and stop being so terminally online to the detriment of the whole damn world.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck it's just gonna be like 2024 all over again, isn't it?
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Jean Caden 🗡️ Art @johncaden64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can’t wait to play #metroid Girl Dinner
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*inhales copium* It's fine, I didn't need to get a Switch2, I don't really game as much nowadays so, it's fine...it's...it's fine...
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MOAR FOR ZELDA
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Zelda art repost bc OoT remake news today. I fucking love OoT. Perhaps this is too nuanced a take for bsky, but I'm conflicted on the remake--some things I liked, other things I'm not entirely jazzed about. That being said I don't even have a Switch2 so my opinion is mostly irrelevant anyway.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Have you heard of Multiple Horse Theory? What if someone told you there's MORE than one horse?
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Furthermore, if the only word you can muster to describe what's happening is "unnerving", then your moral compass is compromised.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who could have guessed that appropriating money to fund american gestapo would lead to these "unnerving" events? bsky.app/profile/agen...
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Respectfully, Chris, as one of your constituents who is more often than not appreciative of your efforts: anything less than totally abolishing ICE is not enough. They will continue to terrorize our communities as long as it exists. We should not accept the continued existence of American gestapo.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
TIM CURRY, TOO?! fuck this timeline
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Really? You had to take Dolly Parton from us? Her work for various human rights, children's literacy, helping fund development of the covid vaccine, and her sincerity, kindness, and humor makes her a true American icon. She was the kind of person we should all aspire to be. What a horrible loss.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Big Man lives! (for now...)
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
BIG MAN BOUT TO BECOME SLICED INTO SEVERAL DELICIOUS LITTLE MEN
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🦑★Gustavo★ツ🦑🇧🇷 (25 DAYS TIL B-DAY!) @lightbluesquid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ayy, my man once again serving peak art as always! 😎
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My post made it!! Thanks for the pic, I thought for sure I'd get reported despite being a PG-rated movie reference.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If Beach loses we're all eating Big Man. Bruh literally lookin like a snack, this is what he wants.
Screenshot from Splatoon 3 during the special summer nights splatfest. The three idols of Deep Cut strike their signature pose during their performance atop the festival stage, in special summer fest drip: Shiver in yellow with a lime/lemon slice as her headpiece, Frye in blue with big blueberry headpieces, and Big Man lookin' like a snack with his big ol' flappers dressed like seeded watermelon slices.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Aw, I've been doing pretty well this fest, too; we coulda ruled the sand castles together! But I get it. Your old beach episode posts are still fire. If you change your mind you know where to find me, beaching the other teams off.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
YO! I knew your art gave me similar vibes to this scene!
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Had this idea the first time summerween palace/theme park/beach fest hit two years ago, but that was...not a good summer for me, so I skipped drawing it. Making the post now is just a tiny way of reclaiming one small something from that year. Like a triumphant little "I lived, bitch", I guess. Idk.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"I'll beach both you off at the same time!" #Splatoon3 #Splatfest #SummerNights #TeamBeach #BarbieMovie
User-created black and white pixel drawing from Splatoon 3 for the current special summer splatfest: Team Palace vs Team Theme Park vs Team Beach.

It is a reference to the Barbie Movie, specifically the scene where the two Kens threaten to "beach each other off", with Barbie finally intervening by physically moving between them and de-escalating the dispute. In the splatpost, Shiver and Frye take the place of the Kens and yell to each other "I'll beach you off!", while Big Man takes the role of Barbie standing between them and says "Ay! (Nobody's gonna beach anyone off!"
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Got back home early sat afternoon. Finally feeling totally wiped out from it all now. Bummed that this was how my vacation turned out. If there's one good thing about this experience (aside from seeing nice + nephew), it's that I appreciate living up here even more now than I did before.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yeah, it really pissed me off. Feeling pretty bitter that this is how I spent my vacation. I do not intend to visit again anytime soon. Though at least my niece and nephew seemed happy I was there.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I specifically took this time off bc I was told nobody else would interrupt our time together. They're hanging out together drinking. I may as well not even be here.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Finally visited my sister and niece + nephew down south for 3 days this week. First time since they moved last year. I have several gripes. But what I think is most insulting and hurtful is that sis + BIL's friends that they see all the fucking time visited for 2 of those days. I'm just an "add-on".
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
People are just garbage
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Pedro Pascal Laughing: The Last Of Us
Alt: Gif of Pedro Pascal laughing then throwing his hands up
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
But I really have been doing stuff that makes me happier. Not sharing it all online doesn't negate it. I cannot recommend enough to just...log off. As much as possible. Stop being terminally online. You can still be informed, just w/o all the bots and bad faith bullshit. It's been so nice for me.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
On another note, been doing really well lately by almost entirely avoiding social media. Sometimes I wanna share some cool shit I see or do or experience, but bc everything sucks now I don't. Bc I don't want my art fed to genAi slop machines, or my location doxxed if I post of photo, or whatever.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Aw I bet your post woulda been awesome, too!
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Man I miss those days. Good times! Always appreciate your kind words!
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Thank ya!
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Same. We can at least take solace in the fact that Graham's dead af. That's huge and awesome.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Is there some way to verify that is from 2011? I won't take Mitch being alive at face value, but I also won't take unsubstantiated claims about the picture's origins at face value, either no matter how much I want to. This is so fucked, man, I hate it here.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Not buying that Mitch still walks among us until we ACTUALLY see him walking among us, speaking under his own power in front of real live people. Don't cap this jug, bro!
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Honestly just happy to see thw results weren't a total blowout for any team, and everyone should be really proud of themselves (except for the people on my team who deliberately DCed before multiplier matches, they are stinky and should feel bad).
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yo Gus! Thanks for the pic! Good to catch ya in Splat again!
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🦑★Gustavo★ツ🦑🇧🇷 (25 DAYS TIL B-DAY!) @lightbluesquid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Howlite! My man! Been a long while we got to see each other in Splats! Nice drawing bro! 😎
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Tbf, Pro was absolute hell and we got rightfully trashed in that category, but all that effort in Tricolor was worth it! WE'RE SO POWERFUL!
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
LOL NEVERMIND ME I'M JUST A BIG DUMB MEATHEAD! YOOOOOO TEAM POWER! 💪
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