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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This asshole made a couple basic social media clapbacks at trump, and that was sufficient enough to win over people with goldfish attention spans to screech "rUn FoR pReSiDeNt!"
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ever-fucking-green the closer we get to an election, the more insufferable this place gets
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck it's just gonna be like 2024 all over again, isn't it?
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Jean Caden 🗡️ Art @johncaden64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can’t wait to play #metroid Girl Dinner
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*inhales copium* It's fine, I didn't need to get a Switch2, I don't really game as much nowadays so, it's fine...it's...it's fine...
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MOAR FOR ZELDA
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Zelda art repost bc OoT remake news today. I fucking love OoT. Perhaps this is too nuanced a take for bsky, but I'm conflicted on the remake--some things I liked, other things I'm not entirely jazzed about. That being said I don't even have a Switch2 so my opinion is mostly irrelevant anyway.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Have you heard of Multiple Horse Theory? What if someone told you there's MORE than one horse?
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Respectfully, Chris, as one of your constituents who is more often than not appreciative of your efforts: anything less than totally abolishing ICE is not enough. They will continue to terrorize our communities as long as it exists. We should not accept the continued existence of American gestapo.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
TIM CURRY, TOO?! fuck this timeline
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Really? You had to take Dolly Parton from us? Her work for various human rights, children's literacy, helping fund development of the covid vaccine, and her sincerity, kindness, and humor makes her a true American icon. She was the kind of person we should all aspire to be. What a horrible loss.
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🦑★Gustavo★ツ🦑🇧🇷 (29 DAYS TIL B-DAY!) @lightbluesquid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ayy, my man once again serving peak art as always! 😎
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If Beach loses we're all eating Big Man. Bruh literally lookin like a snack, this is what he wants.
Screenshot from Splatoon 3 during the special summer nights splatfest. The three idols of Deep Cut strike their signature pose during their performance atop the festival stage, in special summer fest drip: Shiver in yellow with a lime/lemon slice as her headpiece, Frye in blue with big blueberry headpieces, and Big Man lookin' like a snack with his big ol' flappers dressed like seeded watermelon slices.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"I'll beach both you off at the same time!" #Splatoon3 #Splatfest #SummerNights #TeamBeach #BarbieMovie
User-created black and white pixel drawing from Splatoon 3 for the current special summer splatfest: Team Palace vs Team Theme Park vs Team Beach.

It is a reference to the Barbie Movie, specifically the scene where the two Kens threaten to "beach each other off", with Barbie finally intervening by physically moving between them and de-escalating the dispute. In the splatpost, Shiver and Frye take the place of the Kens and yell to each other "I'll beach you off!", while Big Man takes the role of Barbie standing between them and says "Ay! (Nobody's gonna beach anyone off!"
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Finally visited my sister and niece + nephew down south for 3 days this week. First time since they moved last year. I have several gripes. But what I think is most insulting and hurtful is that sis + BIL's friends that they see all the fucking time visited for 2 of those days. I'm just an "add-on".
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Pedro Pascal Laughing: The Last Of Us
Alt: Gif of Pedro Pascal laughing then throwing his hands up
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
On another note, been doing really well lately by almost entirely avoiding social media. Sometimes I wanna share some cool shit I see or do or experience, but bc everything sucks now I don't. Bc I don't want my art fed to genAi slop machines, or my location doxxed if I post of photo, or whatever.
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🦑★Gustavo★ツ🦑🇧🇷 (29 DAYS TIL B-DAY!) @lightbluesquid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Howlite! My man! Been a long while we got to see each other in Splats! Nice drawing bro! 😎
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
LOL NEVERMIND ME I'M JUST A BIG DUMB MEATHEAD! YOOOOOO TEAM POWER! 💪
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ppl who disconnect deliberately before a multiplier match suck. You signal to your team that you have so little faith in them that you'd rather take the personal time ban than risk the other team winning a multiplier But you denied us the same opportunity + shot our morale. It's so shitty. Get bent
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hide your protein #Splatfest #Splatoon3 #TeamPower #Deltarune
User-created black and white pixel drawing from Splatoon 3 for the current Splatoon Raiders-themed splatfest: Team Speed vs Team Power vs Team Tactics. Depicts a group of Deltarune characters and references new meme-worthy dialogue that was recently added. On top is text that reads: "Kris...hide your protein".

Kris stands front and center, in their Dark World gear, holding a container of clearly- labeled protein powder. The mouse-like flower Orange, a meek fighter with oversized boxing gloves, pops out from the canister. To the right behind Kris in Pink, gripping their shoulder and arm in a firm warning to hide the aforementioned protein. To the left behind Kris are Susie and Ralsei, reacting to the threat looming above them. The threat being a group of towering FRIENDS, obscure shadowy cat-like characters that look like a simple silhouette with two round eyes and unnerving, large toothy grins.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃🤭
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Oh I've never encountered a 333x match before Bro I'm literally shaking I feel so POWERFUL I CAN FIGHT A BEAR AND TOSS IT OVER A MOUNTAIN THEN FIND IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN AND BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH IT
Winning screenshot from Splatoon3 from the current splatfest after a 333x match, Team Power vs Team Speed. The 4 players on the winning Team Power stand in intimidating poses while confetti and orange and blue ink splatters the background. The winners are: NUGGIE !!, Howlite, Ruby_RD, and dedf1shThe winners from the aforementioned x333 match stand atop a celebratory festival float in Splatsville, surrounded by cool hand-drawn banners. Frye, the idol representing Team Power, stands behind the winners, looking pleased and proud of them. The winners make more intimidating poses bc they are so fucking badass.The screen from Splatsville's splatfest pledge box showing the names of the x333 match winners: dedf1sh, Ruby_RD, Howlite, and NUGGIE !!
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
True story. Had another idea and was gonna draw it last night but lifted weights instead bc #TeamPower amirite? So slapped this crap together in the meantime, and original idea scrapped unless I'm motivated later. Swole squid 💪 #Splatfest #Splatoon3
User-created black and white pixel drawing from Splatoon 3 for the current Splatoon Raiders-themed splatfest: Team Speed vs Team Power vs Team Tactics. Shows an exaggerated buff inkling squid character with a conceited expression, flexing a bicep. Writing says "I wanted to draw something else but I spent the night lifting weights instead. DO YOU EVEN LIFT?"

It is stupid and silly. Don't take it seriously.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Scene from Kiki's Delivery Service in which an exhausted Kiki deliberately faceplants directly onto her bed.Scene from My Neighbor Totoro in which Mei runs and trips in the rain, faceplanting on the wet ground.Scene from Ponyo in which Sasuke's mother Lisa lying slack-limbed on the bed, mentally exhausted.Scene from Spirited Away in which Chihiro sits in an upright fetal position on a small wooden chair against the wall.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
quickie for #SpringFest #Splatfest #TeamBunnies #TeamLilBunnies #Splatoon3 #tadc #TheAmazingDigitalCircus
Splatoon 3 plaza post pixel drawing for Team Bunnies in the current special spring splatfest. On the left is the rabbit-like character Jax from the indie animation The Amazing Digital Circus, grinning widely and giving a sarcastic thumbs-up. His right eye appears normal, but his left eye has the sketchy pupil seen when he is near is breaking point--near the point of "abstraction". Various eyes--like the ones seen on the dark bodies of abstracted denizens of the circus--litter the black background behind him. On the right sketchy letters read "BARELY HOLDING IT TOGETHER..."

Shit sucks so bad right now.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Nah I think im done
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
American Idiot is an evergreen album, and not in a good way.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Repost of more random art n junk for Zelda's 40th. Mostly splatposts, and a random attempt at lineless art with "Untitled Groose Game" I wish I had drawn more but I didn't, so. Here ya go.
My in-game splatpost pixel drawing for Splatoon 2's Final Fest called Splatocalypse: Chaos vs Order, for Team Chaos. Drawing is heavily based on Zelda: Majora's Mask and features the members of in-game idol group Off the Hook--inkling Pearl and octoling Marina--as characters from MM. Pearl on the left is posed like the Skull Kid in the official MM artwork, wearing the titular Majora's Mask alongside her Splatocalypse outfit, staring at her contorted hand in front of her face as the mask slowly takes control. Marina on the right is the Fierce Deity as they appear in the official MM artwork, arms raised above her head and the Fierce Deity's sword in her hands readied for a strike. In the middle between the two is the DecaTower from Inkopolis Square, taking the place of MM's Clock Tower, as a silhouette of a masked Pearl prances atop it like the impish Skull Kid would. An ominous moon looms behind her and the tower (minus the horrifying angry horrifying face).

Drawing from July 2019My in-game splatpost pixel drawing for Splatoon 2's Chicken vs Egg rematch splatfest. It reference The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. On the left is Marin, sitting beside a palm tree, playing a lyre. She looks up excitedly at the sky. Silhouettes of seagulls fly in the background. On the right is Link, standing heroic and determined with sword and shield, as he turns slightly over his right shoulder to watch the scene behind him and in the sky above.

In the middle, in the distance, is Mount Tamaranch, at the top of which sits the Wind Fish's spotted egg. The giant winged whale-like Wind Fish soars in the sky from beyond the mountain, above Marin and Link.

Drawing from August 2020My first attempt at lineless art, circa Sept 2019, a parody of "Untitled Goose Game" but with the character Groose from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword as a terrible goose. So...a white goose, dressed like Groose. Henceforth referred to as Goose Groose.

There are three little pictures. The first, in the upper left, is Goose Groose posed as Groose does in his official Skyward Sword artwork. He has a wide stance, one hand on his hip and the other running through his tall red pointy pompadour hair. He looks very full of himself.

The second drawing, in the upper right, is Goose Groose honking with a red loftwing bird. Whether their honking is a sign of competing, communicating, or solidarity is unclear.

The third drawing is Groose Goose stealing Zelda's sailcloth in his beak, looking rather pleased with himself as he runs away from an angry Zelda and Link. He is a terrible goose.

Groose is the best character in Skyward Sword.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Don't have a capture card so excuse the poor quality, but I've been replaying Wind Waker on GameCube and I'm at the Wind Temple atm. And I can't get past the entrance bc I refuse to stop doing this...I mean lmfao I forgot how funny Makar's little jingly waddle-run is! Look at him go!
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Repost, for Zelda's 40th
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
My MAGA boss has been absolutely insufferable the past two weeks. Making mountains out of molehills, helicoptering everyone, being generally pissy and aggravating anyone. And I can only surmise it's because her cult leader fotus is so deeply hated and has been crashing out with increasing frequency
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
These kind of posts drive me fucking WILD and usually I just ignore and close bsky. But today idgaf Absurd thing to say when these countries are actively helping ICE (including Canada, supplying armored vehicles to ICE) while simultaneously reprimanding those of us fighting against this.
Screenshot of bluesky thread started by Gillian Brockell Feb 12, 2026:

Gillian Brockell @/gbrockell.bsky.social: "Btw, #IrishSky, after dropping off deportees, the crew laid over in Ireland, and the plane is still there." Linked article in post https://gillianbrockell.ghost.io/ice-flight-refuels-in-ireland-again-irish-activist-pressed-police-to-investigate/

Reply on Feb 12 by melting_in_vegas @/melting-in-vegas.bsky.social: "So here's a thought Ireland. Maybe stop allowing them to use your country to land and refuel."

Reply on Feb 13 by CJ Gjaltema @/perfecthour.bsky.social: "Here’s a thought, stop relying on other countries to clean up your mess. The people of the US created this mess, the people of the US need to fix it.:CJ Gjaltema's bsky profile bio, described as "West Coast Canadian feminist lefty"
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
All this discord stuff and I'm here like damn, bro, I wouldn't give twitter my fucking phone number when that shithole kept asking for it, lmfao if any techcorpo wants my biometrics or ID
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I miss when my lunch breaks were actually lunch breaks instead of "time to call my reps/senators" breaks.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Hey guys it's cool, we haven't had water at work since noon but that's ok, you all stay here it's cool it's totally cool. Pee in a cup and idk shit in the back alley and bury it in the snow? Eat snow if you need to hydrate (but NOT the same snow you buried your shit in, that's just common sense!)
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Blue state governors need to get their shit together and form a tight-knit coalition. The regime is invading every blue state one-by-one and we need to treat this like the occupation and invasion that it is. Your state didn't vote for the fascist pedophile? You will be invaded, sooner or later.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The "both sides are the same!" bullshit accounts have been LOUD this year, as they always are during election years, when they pop their disingenuous little heads out of the ground to sow propaganda and disinformation. Sad to see ppl I follow/mutuals/etc falling for it again.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Why do we keep losing all the good ones? Every time we do, the world feels a little less bright. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/a...
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Catherine O’Hara, ‘Home Alone’ and ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Actress, Dies at 71
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This accomplishes literally nothing besides being mildly cathartic All my animal homies say "fuck ICE"
Screenshot from the Nintendo Switch game Animal Crossing: New Horizons. The human villager is seen standing beneath a custom-designed flag that says "FUCK ICE" in bold white text atop a black background.

The villager is dressed in a tan trench coat, white slacks, and white fedora, and also wears tiny round shades and a fake curled mustache, in an attempt to evoke the appearance of the titular character from the Ghibli film Porco Rosso.
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
So hey, hi there, anyone else been having trouble sleeping lately?
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"We should not fund the Nazis without serious reform." What the fuck are we even doing here. My dude, they are breaking laws. Violating rights. All the time, with impunity. Because they WANT to cause suffering, they WANT to kill.
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Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
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Donate to Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home, organized by sarai Orquiz
Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos is just 5 years old and currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and h… sarai Orquiz needs your support for Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home
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Lunarella - Commissions Open @lunarella-art.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I have squirrels in my brain. #ACNH #AnimalCrossing
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Reminder for tomorrow. Those of us who can, join and make this national in solidarity. www.iceoutnowmn.com
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ICE OUT OF MN
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Howlite @agenthowlite.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Overhearing my dumbass MAGA coworker and boss praising trump's rambling deranged speech at Davos and laughing about the walkout tomorrow. Parroting bullshit racist conspiracy theories about fraud and Somalis. I fucking hate these people. Just complete abhorrent shit.
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