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Age Garton

@agegarton.bsky.social
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HR specialist, aspiring writer, politically centrist-left but proudly woke AF. British & European (I want my EU passport back! #Rejoin) 🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Posts are my own views - I’m representing no one but myself here :) (I don’t respond to DMs)

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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 5h
This is the guy even Reform won’t select as a candidate.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19h
Zelenskyy issues a statement responding to Trump’s deal with Putin to lift sanctions to purchase Russian oil and diesel.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 18h
Donald Trump is fast turning the US into a rogue state. His lawless, neo-fascist behaviour is accelerating exponentially. He has to be removed before it’s too late.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 18h
The BBC’s political team just cannot abide any left-of-centre party. Either that, or I missed Chris Mason chasing down the street after Farage asking “if time is up for” him, having taken obvious bribes and engaging in clear criminality.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 19h
Trump is increasingly desperate - and that means we all better watch out. He knows what happens when both houses fall out of his direct control.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 19h
This made me chuckle. With wings, indeed.
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Marko Pirata @markawilliams.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The tame media asking if Polanski will resign but not if Farage will resign says everything. Polanski came second and increased his vote share but yes he lost. Farage reform party came fourth to silence from tame media
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22h
The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When Oakshit says “our country”, where is she referring to? She’s the most dishonest third rate reporter of my generation.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Live-streaming an execution has distinctly sinister undertones in 2026. It’s very 1940 fascism combined with 1700’s thinking. Team America! Fuck yeah!
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Green vote share was up significantly and they came in a strong second. It was a brilliant night for them. In context of the Labour bounce, it was an even better result. Reform was down, if marginally - now that’s result!
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ouch!
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The economy, crime, homelessness, trust in politics, prison overcrowding, poverty, equality, global climate change….. nope. Folic acid in flour….? Bring it on!!! lol.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m not convinced the US will ever recover from this.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In 1975 the UN voted that Zionism was Racism. The USA didn't even try to veto it. 50 years ago the whole world agreed Zionism was racism. And it is much worse now.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone just needs to take a few of these fuckers out. Make them think twice. Not that I’m encouraging that, of course 🤐😉
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Exclusive: Britain launched a ‘world wide lobbying exercise’ to overturn a landmark United Nations (UN) resolution which recognised Zionism as racism, declassified files reveal. The information is in a private exchange between UK foreign secretary ..." via Alex Tee www.facebook.com/groups/Green...
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well don’t leave me hanging. If it’s not the chainsaw, what is it…. ?
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump Gestapo.
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Brian @brianscant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The barrister who cleared Jukes and Orr is Reform’s own barrister, Adam Richardson. Investigations, internal or otherwise, are more credible if the lawyer isn’t the company’s own lawyer! For anyone interested in Richardson, a failed UKIP candidate, read this. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Reform’s ‘Trumpian’ legal threats hint at more aggressive approach to media
Ultimatums sent to publications appear to intensify as Nigel Farage’s party rises in polls
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This absolutely was definitely not a stitch up by the old boys network against a perfectly lawful search. Absolutely.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Classy.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hassett must go a lot further than microdosing his cornflakes.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holy shiiiiii !!! 😬
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤞
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 08/10/2026
The easiest way to ‘bring the UK closer to Europe’? Rejoin the EU.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, that’s a “no” then….?
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Latest approval ratings for party leaders. I thought populists were meant to be popular..?
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think I bought an EV at just the right time - right before I needed a second mortgage to fill up my car.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought this particular cult were against trans women?
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fun fact: the highest tax rates in my lifetime were under the last Tory government.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I never knew much about Botham, but he sounds like an arrogant, entitled piece of shit. apple.news/ANExxYpNGSVm...
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Ian Botham lets rip: ‘Ben Stokes? Stupid boy. Farage? Terrific guy’ — The Times and The Sunday Times
Wind farms? Immigration? The problem with the England cricket team? Baron Botham of Ravensworth — better known as Beefy — holds forth
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The London Economic @thelondoneconomic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reform's barrister, who cleared the party and aides of wrongdoing alleged in an undercover investigation into foreign donations, was a UKIP member for years and has a longstanding association with Farage.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’d all have more cash today if the US had arrested and imprisoned Trump after trying to fix the last election. Or - you know - he’d just died on the toilet.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let's have look at who the British right idolizes. Tommy Robinson: 2 active charges. Russell Brand: 7 active charges Danny Tommo: 8 active charges Andrew Tate: 42 active charges Tristan Tate: 17 active charges Note that all 5 have publicly embraced performative christianity in recent years.
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are you sure that’s not Michael Dell in a dress?
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
halloween coming up soon
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s AI bollocks.
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Gav @antihippy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's also quite ugly. Which seems to be the thing for rich wankers www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Jaguar targets young Americans with Type 01 EV – but it’s too long for UK parking spaces
Latest model is launching in New York to target rich US buyers – and is more than 5.2 metres long and 2 metres wide
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I suspect this will be the end of Jaguar.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was utterly bonkers to pull a totally unnecessary stunt like this when they’re rising in the polls and really getting grass roots support. Politically illiterate.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just spoke to Jesus - who, for the record, can often be found passed out on the couch of a certain homeless shelter, high as a kite and in need of a shower - and he says this guy must have actually met his brother, American Jesus, who never died for our sins because he’s “not a pussy”.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rear Admiral Penny Pugwash….? Next you’ll be telling me that Grant Shapps or Jacob Smogg are set to return!!
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d like you to imagine Obama or Biden saying exactly this, but about Texas or Florida.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just like the common working man, who all have…..er….. £800k second homes…… 😬
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listen to Jim, he’s 100% correct.
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is this AI of which you speak? It’s now SUPER INTELLIGENCE - which obviously changes everything. Donald said so!! 😬
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