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Compost but hornier

@agedcompost.bsky.social
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Fandom alt of CompostWitch 🔞 TMA, RQG, Tolkien, etc. thirties, they/them, allo, nasty freak positive

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jojo 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @jojoekaki.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
#Kinktober 03: Genital Swap Somehow, they woke up with their cocks swapped. Obviously, there was only one thing to do about it.
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Yeougui @ MEX 2026 @yeougui.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
For the record because I often get asked: Yes you can make your own consent stickers. No I don’t gatekeep consent stickers. Consent is important. Spread consent!
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Berensreverie @berensreverie.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
idk pride flags are always just stripes so I made a non-binary flag with my favorite dinosaur archaeopteryx. Two heads to symbolize balance between two genders!
a stylized archaeopteryx with yellow, white, and purple body, on a black background. it's the color of non-binary flag.
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Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
istg this is at least 50% of why I might want top surgy
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🔞Riley (brb) @sunsetcritterz.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
putting this on your timeline again
Text over a sparkly flowery background which reads: “WE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE”.
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Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
found this one for y'all <3
Tumblr post from The Nefarious Vampire: "As an aroace, I'm particularly dangerous, because I won't fuck or marry. I only know how to kill."
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🔞 stay away kids 🔞 @oshadefiant.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
update
tma
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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
sorry, honey, i'll be late again, i've just been so tied up at the office this week
pinup of a man in a business suit, bound with a rotary phone's cord.
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vik @ KH4 LATE 2027 @fightyoursorrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hi
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Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
read the room lol skill issue
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BillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Happy to announce the start of my 2025 Fakemon project!!! I'll be designing an entire pokedex of fakemon that reside in the Laken region, inspired by the Great Lakes region of North America! This is a complete revamp of my 2023 fakemon project, all purely for fun! Stay tuned!
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Ham 🌱 @hamtarto.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
freaky muppet victreebel lol????
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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
“The princess? Oh—I do not think she is in need of saving…” 👑💕✨ #teratophilia
rough colored sketch of a large draconic beast with a skeletal face and large spines running down their back, blindfolded and arms tied behind their back. A dainty nude princess kneels between the beast’s crossed legs, kissing and inserting her finger in the tip of their ribbed erect member, triggering it to quiver as they pant.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
what is the peak of homoeroticism and why is it this letter from 1142
Let me sing to my friend, and mention to my soulmate the love of the youthful days, when our hearts were bound together, and we were joined, and we played in loving, and we gorged ourselves with loving, and our bodies were joined, two shoulders attached, thigh to thigh and chest to chest, and the member from this one and the member from this one, and our arms were our necklaces, and our fingers our rings, to stir the fire of love, and to drink the blood of grapes, and to press lips, and to make signs and wonders.
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king fable 👑 COMMS CLOSED (4/4) @lunehowls.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
forgot i drew this #TMA #themagnusarchives
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Eärendil @gilestelscanvas.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
“‘I perceive the Dark Lord and know his mind, or all of his mind that concerns the Elves. And he gropes ever to see me and my thought. But still the door is closed!’” I realized a dream project. 1/4
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🔞 jon's distress noises @noncontime.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
*perfect* jon
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
to think this could have saved catherine the great
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Evelyne Park @evelynepark.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
And the finished illustration - stealing a Silmaril from Morgoth 💎
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Aipilosse 🐍 @aipilosse.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Yet again stuck on how Treelight works. Would you get a tan from Laurelin? what about Telperion? Do they give off warmth, or is warming dealt with differently? Do both cause photosynthesis, or just Laurelin, or neither?
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
during dry seasons, water slimes can be encountered migrating north in search of more comfortable temperatures. they're a great way to cool off on a hot summer day, and they don't even mind if you fuck them a little. just be careful of curious, nibbling fish (or don't, they'll happily eat dead skin)
sidus humps a big blue slime while tiny fish within look on curiously. splap splap boing boing
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hess @ suffering @hesste.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
(:
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Sarybomb 🔞 @sarybomb.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Shakra, my beloved...
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Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
One thing I love about this art is that Meduseld's interior is DECORATED. Tapestries, color on the columns and the floor. People have always liked their shit to be decorated!
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Miriam Ellis @miriamellis.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Today's #Tolkien #HobbitDay #HobbitMonth Tidbit: Every November 2nd, The Horn of the Mark was winded at a feast to commemorate the rousing of Buckland. This silver, dwarven horn was gifted to Merry by Éomer and Éowyn and became an heirloom of his house. Horns were a special feature of Buckland.
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✨️ BIG n NASTY ✨️ @godshaper.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alts w/out underwear on patreon btw ;) patreon.com/godshaper
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
it makes me laugh to remember when christopher tolkien died because a hush fell over the fandom whose normal standard activity is critiquing his editorial decisions and the vibe for maybe three days was “goodnight, sweet prince” and then immediately “anyway, back to why this choice was bullshit—”
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Θ∆ Submissive and Feedable Θ∆ @redteef.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Someone just posed this in a chat that I'm in and I feel incredibly called out >.>
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mattie; loud introvert energy @mattietastic.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Maybe not my forever fav but it always makes me laugh. AND has good advice.
transpigeon:
STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
- transition
- bdsm
- iron supplements
 
spirit-of-science:
- sleep study
- ADHD medication
- DBT
 
headedoutleft:
- vitamin D
- go outside for an hour and observe birds 
- eat a snack
 
trackerkitsune:
- drink water
 
ineffable-writer:
Maybe do these in reverse order
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
you may not like it but the truth is that if you’re húrin or tuor and you show up to this eerie, opulent, isolated kingdom built by its king and his sister in total secrecy to live together hidden from the world and there is a prince who you are told is the king’s nephew born to his sister but no one ever talks about his father other than to say in hushed tones that there is something wrong about his birth and that it has made him wrong……you’re absolutely concerned that turgon is his father. you are in fear that ye olde folger’s commercial has happened here
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
introducing the taylor titmouse guide to fuckcreatures. i present to you the four major categories of fuckcreature: -slimes -tentacles -mimics -suckers
four small illustrations of various fuckcreatures. top left features three slimes of various colors. top right is a mass of tentacles. bottom left is three mimics. bottom right is weird fleshy fuck flowers
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔 on.ft.com/3K05vhS
When a parrot wanted to connect with a distant friend, a touchscreen showed a selection of other birds available online. The parrots learned to activate the screen, designed specially for them, by touching it gently with their tongues rather than pecking aggressively with their beaks.
"We had 26 birds involved," said Hirskyj-Douglas. "They would use the system up to three hours a day, with each call lasting up to five minutes." The interactions ranged from preening and playing with toys to loud vocal exchanges.
"When we went through the data, we found that most of these parrots had favourite friends," said Hirskyj-Douglas.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Panel 1: We see from the inside of a house as a large, muscular leg, belonging to someone clearly taller than the doorway, kicks the door off of its hinges, cracking the door and sending splinters flying everywhere and taking chunks out of the wall that it's attached to. The door itself is flying off into the room with the handle and hinges falling off.

Panel 2: A large muscular figure with a head that looks like a Minecraft dirt block bends into the doorway, wrapping the fingers of its right hand around the frame and moving its left shoulder in first. It says "ALRIGHT, TIME FOR THE MONTH-LONG MINECRAFT ADDICTION YOU GET EVERY 4 YEARS"

Panel 3: We look from behind the figure's shoulder as we see that Shen is being held hostage by Hornet from Hollow Knight: Silksong. She is standing behind him, with her needle to his throat, as he looks at the Minecraft dirt block guy in horror.

Panel 4: The Minecraft dirt block guy is outside again, on the grass next to the cement path leading up to the door, now leaning down with his left hand on his knee and his right hand closing the door gently with a "click". He seemingly put it back into place, despite it still being very broken. He says "some fights are beyond me."
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Mikko Rautalahti @mikkihel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.
A four-panel comic.

Panel 1: A guy looks in on a lady who's crying and says, "Hey, is everything okay?"

She replies, "It's just... the Bone Farmer... he died."

Panel 2: He: "He was that thing that would break into people's homes and steal their skeletons while they slept, right?"

She: "So sad."

Panel 3: They are looking at a picture of what I would describe as an interdimensional monster with way too many eyes and teeth. And a bowtie.

She: "I mean obviously: IDEOLOGICALLY I didn't agree with him. With regards to skeleton ownership. But his smart li'l bowtie!"

He: "You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he BELIEVED IN!"

Panel 4: A man in a gigantic glass jar whose body appears to be pretty much just a shapeless lump resting on the bottom of it, obviously missing a skeleton: "Gonna have to disagree with you folks here."

The first guy: "Too SOON, Geoff!"
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Tori @itstoriello.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Back from Oxonmoot and digesting everything I've read, heard, and learned and had to revisit Lee's article, especially after having finally finished reading the whole of Lord of the Rings. @mollyostertag.bsky.social www.polygon.com/lord-of-the-...
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Queer readings of The Lord of the Rings are not accidents
Following breadcrumbs to find ourselves, in history and fiction
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eyesbruise @eyesbruise.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
autopsy scar jon is incredibly important to me. tell me elias didnt have every hand in how jon was handled at the hospital and tell me he'd stop them from cutting him open.
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Ozxzo @ozxzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Salvation in Perdition (characters belong to @ramlightly.bsky.social ♥️)
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QuoIsEternal @animaleja.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
🧵 the plushie you threw away🪡
Banette painting
traditional mixed media x digital corrections
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HemiDemi 🔞 @hemidemi.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Getting yourself to do art studies can be hard without the right motivation. So I made them horny. Works great, highly recommend
Collection of hand studies. Some of which are either vaguely horny or explicitly so.A collection of foot studies, including a Dragon!Jon footjob because no one can stop me
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Katie Carmichael @drkatcarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
::slowly stands while clapping::
Image of labubu doll labeled labubu next to image of spiky labubu doll labeled lakiki
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🔞 NERVES/PORCH @porchtart.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
i have all the time in the world to make you mine | #donotarchive #jonelias
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eon! 🐀🏳️‍🌈 @eondraws.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
i drew some rat stickers lol, here are some of them! #rats #art
closeup of a rat looking very worried. text reads, "are you fr" (fr meaning for real)zoomed out rat looking like a tiny alarmed creature. text above them reads, "aaaaaaaaaaaaa" (screaming)a rat waves their paw at you, trying to act cool and convincing. they say, "it's fineeeee"a rat stands among flames, looking terrified. they yell, "THIS IS NOT FINE"
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I finished painting my house today
a small brick house painted purple-black with yellow and white stars painted on it. a small brick house painted purple-black with yellow and white stars painted on it. a small brick house painted purple-black with yellow and white stars painted on it.
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JoeTamy @joetamy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Quote repost with something watery~ 💦 An AU where Maglor turns to a siren-like creature, stalking the shorelines
Maglor from the Silmarillion, reimagined as a siren-like monster stalking the shorelines.
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Goldentar @goldentar.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
#1 Chimera, Masturbation [Chimeroticon]
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Bishop Arrow - Girl Kisser Extraordinaire @bishoparrow.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
This is why it's important for you to remove source identifiers from links!!
A PSA telling you to remove everything that follows a question mark in a link due to it being used to track who you share things with. Common trackers are ?utm_source and ?si . This is the best I can do with my dyslexia trying to transcribe this, I'm sorry.
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I hate when you start reading a book and it’s all just the writer’s barely disguised fetishes, lifelong preoccupations, unspeakable fears, dearest wishes, personal inspirations, culture, subculture, and every one of their lived experiences 🙄
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