Sign in

Compost but hornier

@agedcompost.bsky.social
166 followers 150 following 1.1K posts

Fandom alt of CompostWitch 🔞 TMA, RQG, Tolkien, etc. thirties, they/them, allo, nasty freak positive

PostsRepliesMedia
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
found this one for y'all <3
Tumblr post from The Nefarious Vampire: "As an aroace, I'm particularly dangerous, because I won't fuck or marry. I only know how to kill."
0102
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
inspired by the airplanes desmond school of jonelias AUs, i am now thinking about what if elias was a tree a big old weird tree that dr. sims, botanist, cannot quite get enough funding to study and of course it's got eyes
The trunk of a birch tree. It has several eye-shaped scars where old branches have fallen off.
1112
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I have to correct this. TIL that endorheic basins can vary greatly and agriculture can be very productive. The Tenochtitlan / Mexico City region is endorheic and had/has extensive chinampa-based agriculture around freshwater lakes within the greater basin.
Map of Mexico Valley circa 1519. It shows a complex lake system with freshwater lakes adjoining a brackish lake, separated by causeways. Chinampas are around the shores of much of the freshwater area. Several cities dot the area.Modern day chinampas. They are built-up areas of soil in a lake with vegetables growing on them. Two women in a canoe are working.
100
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
elias has one of these in his library. imagine much higher backs, appropriate dark academia colors, and someplace to rest your book / put down your drink, but you can still hold hands in the middle jon fucking loves reading together in it
Edwardian style antique loveseat, except it's S shaped and has the two seats facing opposite directions.
040
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This line is giving me FEELINGS about being autistically transmasc, and body privileges meaning the ability to ignore or avoid your physicality. Gretchen Felker-Martin continues to fucking hit. www.dreadcentral.com/interviews/4...
Screenshot of an interview.

DC: Is there anything you wish you were asked more about in interviews?

GFM: I very seldom get asked about fatness in my writing and in horror in general, which is something I’m very interested in and passionate about. I think it’s really under-explored. [Highlighting] Like womanhood, the state of fatness is one of being in forced proximity with your body image for a long time, [end highlighting] and dealing with tremendous amounts of both exterior and interior pressure to not be what you are—to physically shrink, to change your appearance.
130
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
"A parrot, dead from the high temperature :( Ah no, it's a corn."
An object lying on the road in front of a car. Close up reveals it is an ear of corn.
1102
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
What's a poster you had in your room growing up? Still got it baybee. Call me a Quendiaboo
A Lord of the Rings poster showing the elvish army at the Battle of the Last Alliance from the prologue.
030
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I went looking for that image of the cartoon seal yelling "gaaaayyyy" and found something even better that I must share with you all
A redraw of that same cartoon seal, but with a top hat, bow tie, and monocle, and he's yelling "Homosexual!!" in a classy script font.
031
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
upside down, but checks out
Actual pregnant guppy fish with an enormously distended abdomen. It's labeled "Days 25-31: The fry eyes are being seen" and the back part of the belly is circled. I guess if you squint you could maybe see some specks in there.
010
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
A conversation pit.
130
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Ok but the word "gorse" is entirely in keeping with my list of short archaic English words of non-Latin etymology
List of good old words, category "geological / landscape". Includes words like fenster, ruckle, stile, and vug. Category "textile / fiber". Heddle, marl, nupp, etc. Miscellaneous. Chaffer, cruck, gowk, knurl, pleach, swarf, etc.
120
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Jobs in the Precambrian: Ocean floor nutrient absorber, sessile filter feeder, trilaterally symmetrical suspension feeder.
Jobs now: Spikey bug, worm, ?????
120
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
basically i want to make this
Bottles of pills (Tylenol and Ibuprofen) that both have homemade labels featuring Psyduck.
Tumblr comments:
"Do I want this? Yes. Do I need this? Also yes."
"I love the idea that Psyduck is the only starter Pokémon in both Pokémon: Ibuprofen and Pokémon: Tylenol."
040
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
This farming region is around the sea of Nurnen, which from the description and map looks an awful lot like an endorheic basin with a salty/alkaline lake This would not work as an agricultural region
Mono Lake in California. It's full of salt-encrusted rocks, and the shore is barren, with only a few dead shrubs visible.
120
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
wait wait wait
Grizzop cheering and holding up a sign that says "10", art by AreYouOkayPanda
120
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The scene where Sam comes with Frodo as they leave for Mordor by themselves
Crying and overwhelmed with love
171
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
not the first to point out that Gollum is like mental illness, but this description is just so spot-on. A self-reinforcing thought pattern looks after itself, Frodo.
Certainly he had never “faded”. He is thin and tough still. But the thing was eating up his mind, of course, and the torment had become almost unbearable.
‘All the “great secrets” under the mountains had turned out to be just empty night: there was nothing more to find out, nothing worth doing, only nasty furtive eating and resentful remembering. He was altogether wretched. He hated the dark, and he hated light more: he hated everything, and the Ring most of all.’
‘What do you mean?’ said Frodo. ‘Surely the Ring was his Precious and the only thing he cared for? But if he hated it, why didn’t he get rid of it, or go away and leave it?’
‘You ought to begin to understand, Frodo, after all you have heard,’ said Gandalf. ‘He hated it and loved it, as he hated and loved himself. He could not get rid of it. He had no will left in the matter. A Ring of Power looks after itself, Frodo.'
020
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
news: Trans Hamid confirmed (this gecko has been to the vet and is confirmed anatomically female)
Leopard gecko standing on his faux rock hide and looking at you like "what? I don't even have a human gender identity"
080
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
have i recommended phone loops dot com yet. they have a good adhesive so you can unstick and restick them to adjust the placement/tension
Clear phone case with a nonbinary pride flag ribbon handle, and a sticker of Quagsire in a pond.
010
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Linn's chibi Peter with the rainbow infinity neurodivergent pride symbol
2182
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
TheStuffedAlligator: Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There's some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

MuffinLance: As the game goes on you have to cook for fewer and fewer people but their orders - and the ingredients they bring you - become increasingly unhinged.
051
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
get in the comfort tea
010
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
adz

Follow

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.

i would describe his demeanor that second time as "incredulous"

beercheesecasserole

Follow

What the fuck who drinks that

adz

Follow

it's such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it's the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

dundle

Follow

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin' if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you're not even sure if you've gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it, he will remember that for the rest of his life

adulthoodisokay Follow

"it's the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him" gets me every time.

133,137 notes

>
1126
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
this was with a Field Ecology class and it was so fucking soul-restoring to be offline and learning about desert ecosystems with a bunch of nature freaks for a week. Also half the class was queer
Selfie of me looking very pleased wearing outdoor gear in front of a sign that says:

Eastern Sierra Adopt-A-Trail
Panum Crater Trail
Sponsor: Your Name Here!
Volunteer: Mountain Queers
2121
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
this. according to the extremely definitive research project i did in high school, people have looked and any evidence of pheromone production or sensing in humans is extremely tentative other mammals will do this deranged shit:
A horse curling back its upper lip and looking deranged. 

Text: What is the flehmen response?

The Flehmen response is a behavior observed in certain mammals, characterized by the animal curling back its upper lip, exposing its front teeth and gums, while wrinkling its nose and taking a deep breath.

This behavior is a mechanism for animals to detect and process pheromones and other scents, providing valuable information about their environment, potential mates, and more.
010
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Huge wet eyes overwhelmed with love emoji
010
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
No cheating post the last photo of your pet. Hamid looks all desaturated here because he was in shed
A leopard gecko, looking a bit less yellow than usual, standing on top of his favorite faux rock hide.
4131
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Possum with mouth wide open, captioned [screaming begins again]
051
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
sending u a nice selection of Hide Boxes (from reddit, not my gecko)
A leopard gecko coming out of a faux rock hide box, about to eat a mealworm from a dish. The terrarium also has a half-log hide, a hide that's the house Luke Skywalker grew up in, and a C3PO figure.
130
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Stove burner labeled "High performance rear"
060
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Feral with enthusiasm
020
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Sign drowning in hedge just says "NO"
010
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Time for BEAST MODE
Dunkleosteus
120
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Tweet that says "I enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then I remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain I have caused others".

Then two pictures of a corgi lying next to a small pond. First it is smiling but then it looks pensive.
020
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
An enormous fluffy werewolf sitting at a booth that says "Emotional Support Werewolf. BuffWuff, she/they. The werewolf is in."
010
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
EAR SEX CANON. EAR SEX CANON alasnotme.blogspot.com/2025/01/a-po...
Ælfwine says that as little children, Men and Elves are easily mistaken for each other. That sounds like Elves, or at least Elf-children, don't have pointy ears. That should make identification easy, especially of children running around and playing. So, does this mean that for Elves pointed ears are a secondary sex characteristic?
030
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
An emoji looking at its phone, overwhelmed with love, blushing crying and surrounded by hearts
100
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The derangement... off the charts... Incredible
Cartoon person showing deranged enthusiasm - laser eyes, blush effect bigger than their entire head
010
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I can't find the entirety of this comic but it starts with the partner bringing the sick person all the blankets, tea, and cat that are shown
Two panels of a comic. A person with blue hair sits on a couch, wrapped in blankets, drinking tea, and cuddling a cat. They ask their partner, "Can you gently pat me while I make pathetic sounds of distress?" The partner says "of course", and does so in the 2nd panel, while the sick person whimpers.
020
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Highway sign with a hot sweaty emoji and it says "Excessive heat alert".
070
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
"Snowy" written in three styles of Microsoft Word 1995 era WordArt. One is blue and wavy, one is rainbow with a shadow behind, and one is orange and 3d and going diagonally across the other two.
071
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Screenshot of Tumblr. 

Post by SethEverman:

you: suck my dick. 
me, an intellectual: inhale my Richard. 

Reply from SethEverman:

here it is! the post that started a "me, an intellectual" hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐ . 

Reply from pointless-achievements:

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm. 
Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward.
02813
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
how it feels with tasks
A traffic sign barely sticking out of some bushes, so all you can read is the word "NO".
100
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
"does Aulë still sing to Sauron sometimes"
Emoji crying but also pounding its fists on the table in enthusiasm.
010
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
when your cat has A Thing they do that is The Cutest
Four different selfies of me lying in bed with a fluffy brown tabby cat sitting or lying on my chest. 234
150
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Aside from the merits of Jackson Galaxy's cat advice... Imagine calling yourself this, completely un-lewdly
Photo of a package that says "Natural cat litter" and then has a circular stamp design. "Endorsed by Jackson Galaxy, The Cat Daddy". The circle contains a logo of the letters JG styled into a smiling cat mouth with whiskers.
040
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
A meme image with a tie-dye spiral background. There is a warning sign of a guy getting electrocuted, and an open casket. The text is all in different colors/styles, and it says: "Uh oh, you made a serious fucky wucky! Now you have to get in the forever box!"
020
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
over time, increase ball size as one's proficiency increases
The pamphlet from a set of baoding balls (those Chinese hand balls). 
Directions: The balls are placed in one's hand and with the muscles in one's fingers and forearms contracting and relaxing harmoniously. Beginners should select balls of a smaller size and then, over time, increase ball size as one's proficiency improves. Ultimately, one can exercise both hands alternately or simultaneously and may even choose to use three or four balls in one hand.
040
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Aphra Marsh from the Innsmouth Legacy series. Because despite being a traumatized and uncertain young adult who's lost everything, she has this deep inner core of certainty, of oceanic inevitability.
Cover of Winter Tide by Ruthanna Emrys. A woman in a gray dress and bare feet, with unbound long hair, is kneeling on a sandy beach facing the ocean (facing away from the viewer). She makes a ritual hand gesture.
020
Compost but hornier @agedcompost.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
HANK THE OCTOPUS MY ANXIETY HAVING BELOVED (if you haven't read about the disability angles of Finding Dory, do yourself a favor: disabilityvisibilityproject.com/2016/06/27/f... )
Hank saying "Suck it, bipeds!" as he takes control of a truck while the human driver watches haplessly outside.
120