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Nicolas Dream, PhD

@afraidofwasps.bsky.social
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driving behind you really close with my brights on and i'm screaming

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 44m
(stripper loves me voice) Bro, I think the waitress is obsessed with feeding me
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 5h
loser of our fantasy baseball league has to watch "Digger" in theaters
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many people in the industry are calling it, "Step One"
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Can you believe they can 3D print meat now?" Oh U mean like women do when they give birth..? #showerthought #feminism #MaleFeministsWhoShower
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a little late here but I owned this guy.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Haven't been reposting many other people's content on here recently. THis is because I'm a self-absorbed person who is bad
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Always flabbergasted at the number of weird guys' houses John Wilson can weasel his way into. A generational talent
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Long ago I finished Naked Lunch and read that Burroughs considered it, first and foremost, a commentary on the depravity of capital punishment. Something very moving about this to me, and although I was already against it, the novel shut the door forever on entertaining any argument to the contrary
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George @speciallygeorge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=YO_C... An early YouTube favorite of mine
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Threnody and the Care Bears
YouTube video by spinatjunge
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol. Thomas discovers Penderecki
Text that says "Listening to classical radio in traffic to try and relax and they’ve been playing a tribute to the victims of Hiroshima for fifteen minutes" from my gay friend Thomas White
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Horrible
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes. But cutting it close
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This joke is actually horrifically offensive and the last thing short kings need to deal with but hopefully most can tell it was delivered with a kiss.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
5'6" roommate got caught in the glue trap while getting a midnight snack woke up to him squeaking in agony
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A little verbose for that punchline
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(getting killed on a dark web live stream for rich sadists) Masked Torturer smashing my knee with a hammer: Tell the camera how that feels. Me: It smarts...
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm fucking crying
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry to your mom but i'm different 😭😭 [Learning your mom is dead] Oh shit lmao. I'm Extremely different
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[Follow-up riff removed by Bluesky's "Violent Threat" filter]
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"8 paragraph AI explanation under every meme on instagram" is going to make me redacted redacted redacted turn into redacted redacted redacted and redacted redacted redacted
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The evil therapist be like, U should forgive Ur parents for their transgressions 🙏
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here is what the Google search AI has to say about me Lol
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Woke Edgelord | @neonwario 1/13/22

My friend being polite: so that piece of infrastructure you imagined. The "Conestoga Childway". Is it a childrens highway? Or is it a highway named in honour of children?
Me:
My friend: or is it something else?
Me: whatever...
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gay BAT monty 🔜 ASC @gayrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
being a furry artist
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(drawing hentai) Yup, Can't wait for a bunch of disgusting dudes to jack their dicks off to this
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every six months a supposedly "world-shatteringly rare" lobster is found and we are supposed to act like our lives are forever changed. Well I'm putting my foot down.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wishing for a ice cream treat and the monkey's paw can't think of a clever ironic backfire so it just kills my mom too
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(gently bringing my friend's hand to my nose) Do I smell Bergamot rain?
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Hot Fuzz
ALT: Hot Fuzz
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(unable to find joy in anything anymore voice) Is it just me or have ads gotten really bad recently
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 19/09/2026
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was listening to the ODST soundtrack on youtube the other day and there was a top comment that said "For many of us, Halo is where we went to escape" and I laughed so hard at it at the time and now I'm thinking about it and i'm almost crying
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hey @blockedforthispost.bsky.social can I get on your page for this one
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm sorry I've had multiple glasses of wine and am misbehaving on here
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm a volcel not an incel #KnowTheDifference
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don't say this to me i'm having a bad day
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Ummmm she's fake" as if normal women aren't fake 99% of the time 😭 #Facts
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😭😭😭 Yes
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I almost never say this. And I don't know if I'll ever say this again. So please forgive me. But fuck you....
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lots of hostility in the replies
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone else lowkey in love with AI actress Tily Northwood
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(prank calling chinese restaurant) Yes I'd like cream of sumyunguy please. (holding back laughter) (guy didn't hear me) No, cream of. Cream. (confusion) No, listen. (annunciating perfectly now) Cream Of Some Young Guy.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good thing to have in my back pocket for a rainy day
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(trying to think of a sequel to the "Everybody Gangsta til the cockroach start flying" image) Everybody gangsta til the Ant start crawling aroind
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(learning about the Omelas child) So you can do anything to him..?
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