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give me a cold beer and a fluffy cat and i’m happy

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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 12h
walking along the mediterranean sea eating goat milk ice cream
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
visiting greece is the ultimate test of my long struggle to barely resist cigarettes
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my wife and i were enjoying some bacon lettuce and tomato sandwiches just now but we had leftover smoked gouda which we threw on since we’re going out of town and it would go to waste. as i was finishing mine we looked at each other having realized the perfect name for this sandwich at the same time
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 23/09/2026
Five cops in Indianapolis were just criminally charged with abusing Flock to spy on their ex-wives, their wives' ex-partners and women they met on duty. Audit was triggered by us at the @washingtonpost.com, the prosecutor said. From last month: wapo.st/4yfNHng
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
talking through this the other day as we try and fail to be normal about him being gone, and i think actually it would have required us to be normal about him being here. like why start now i guess
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
still thinking about this old grainy youtube video of deftones performing passenger with hayley williams filling in for maynard james keenan’s duet youtu.be/xKO48rd382Q?...
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Deftones feat. Hayley Williams - Passenger
YouTube video by Ludovic André
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 15/09/2026
Every time one of these stories comes out, it's shown that the parents were actually abusive. There is an asymmetry where the parents are given a platform by Christian nationalist orgs and Fox News while the state cannot discuss any details due to privacy. So the narrative is set by the parents.
Screenshot of a Fox News post on X reporting on a Massachusetts family whose daughter was placed in state custody over gender transition disputes, with an embedded Fox News broadcast segment titled "Gender Treatment Lawsuit."
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the way i know we are in a different era of the detroit lions is that the refs made up a completely BS rule in our favor instead of against us in today’s game
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Monty and Gibbs having each of their teams’ first TDs of the season just minutes apart is making me emotional
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's so easy
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
first football sunday of the year so i have crafted my day around optimizing melted cheese intake
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sometimes i still can’t believe that when i was a shitty junior high kid obsessed with lord of the rings and making fun of people who were into harry potter, i was actually going to become the most vindicated person alive
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
his tail is so fluffy it just takes over any picture when it’s in the foreground
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i feel in my heart that the upcoming months will see the deaths of some of our ghoulish overlords. i have nothing to base that on except hope and vibes, but summer is racing to a close and america 250 is over, and it’s time for the fall of the united states
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
gnocchi is made from potato
a beautiful orange cat lying down in the shape of a potato
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We are so back
open.spotify.com
Don’t Leave Me on the Dance Floor
Carly Rae Jepsen · Don’t Leave Me on the Dance Floor · Song · 2026
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
this mf on the beltway loves bicycles
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i like timehop showing me the Thursday lyrics i posted as a status 17 years ago
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
slayyyter? i hardly knowww ‘er!
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
a loving couple on their wedding day forty years ago today below the words “Happy fortieth, mom and dad!”
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The ADL has a website dedicated to attacking Mamdani staffers—including my friend Waleed Shahid. The ADL is applying a level of scrutiny to him they aren’t applying to literal neo-Nazis working in the federal government. Waleed has a Jewish wife and child. The ADL is a disgrace.
mamdanimonitor.com
Personnel
We expect the Mamdani administration to uphold a simple, non-negotiable standard: no one with a history of antisemitism or hostility toward Jews, Zionists, Israelis or Jewish institutions should be ap...
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
no one to blame but myself for being in the position to have YES GODDD come on 25 minutes into my morning exercise. that’s my b
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my waterpik goes up to a pressure that could only possibly be used and enjoyed by someone raised catholic
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
discovering in real time during the show that metric and stars and broken social scene are all like a huge group of canadian childhood friends made it feel really special
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
there’s a singular quality to the peace of mind i feel on a sunday afternoon when i have a pot of chili simmering on the stove
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Metric still whips btw
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
if you want to see normally sclerotic do-nothing local governments suddenly snap into action, do some quietly beneficial tactical urbanism type thing like this and watch how quickly they race to remove it
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/07/2026
haley stevens massive crash out post from last night already has more views than her gretchen whitmer endorsement post. is that good?
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
almost through that little part of every summer where i appear to be 3 years older than my wife instead of 2. every day she looks at me like i’m going to jail
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
a long walk after a big meal is like magic
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
at the ice cream parlor getting a scoop of coffee and a scoop of holstein in a waffle cone and making tiramisu in my mouth molecular gastronomy style
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
a picture of the property brothers and their scene kid other brother
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
preaching to my fellow goggins-maxers about SPF and how important it is to use on our enormous foreheads
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i decided to start doing leg day immediately after muay thai on saturdays so that there is maximum turnaround before tuesday’s class, and uhhh this is going to take some commitment
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
it’s nice that when we were in danger of sleeping away precious hours of our weekend, the cat came in here and started doing parkour on our bodies
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is what they make the American guy look like in anime
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
carina is gone for more than 20 minutes, which means it’s time to eat a sweet onion lovingly garnished with three hot dogs
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
someone somewhere has the footage
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pope Leo quoting Tolkien in his encyclical on AI seems like a pointed reference for the tech oligarchs who have appropriated LOTR for their own ends.
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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
yeah, look, fascism is "if you give a mouse a cookie." or, if you prefer, "if you let a mouse take a cookie on what it falsely insists are rational and/or moral grounds." convincing yourself that a few concessions will appease them is a trap; in fact, all it does is prove you're willing to concede
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🇵🇸🎨 doodles 4 palestine @doodles4palestine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
‼️ doodles 4 palestine is BACK! ‼️ from may 22-24th, we will be raising money to help evacuate a Palestinian family from Gaza. everyone who donates can get a drawing as thanks! donate to Eslam’s gofundme: gofund.me/d5e7ae2e2 join our discord to participate: discord.gg/CVMja4r6bm #freepalestine
Event poster, featuring the mascot Wizard Dawg, a small white dog with a wizard hat. Wizard Dawg is saying “Doodles 4 Palestine Round 6.” other blurbs off to the side say “May 22 - May 24” and “Art for $1!”Wizard Dawg shows you in a comic, step by step format, “How to donate & participate!”
“1. Join the Discord!” Wizard Dawg gives you a letter.
“2. Donate to the campaign!” Wizard Dawg throws heart doodles into the air.
“3. In the discord, create a form post with a screenshot of your donation and references!” Wizard Dawg excitedly shows a file folder with papers spilling out.
“4. An artist will pick up the request and send back art!” Wizard dawg holds a drawing of a heart in one hand, and a pencil in the other.A sketchy-style visual of the different art sizes offered. To the right is a drawing of a person with a line drawn through the shoulders and the waist, and one under the feet. Four blurbs are on the side.
“$1 doodle: simple, few-minutes doodle. expect something silly!” An example is given of a few sketchy-looking headshots.
“$10 bust: doodle of a character’s bust, shoulders and up!”
“$20 halfbody: doodles of a character’s halfbody, waist and up!”
“$30 fullbody: a whole character!”
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
[Profiling swing voters] Ok so the first question is are you fucking stupid? Like in your bones stupid. No hope kind of deal? Yes. 100%. Don't admit that! I'm dumber than a dog's dick. I don't know what I want. Don't say that to me. I'm interviewing you for the newspaper.
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 24/05/2026
Dog with hat tucking into a hotdog, for morale.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I feel like the second somebody starts talking like this somebody should punch them in the face. The pain of getting your nose pushed in is extremely grounding. Showing up at work with a black eye and when people ask what happened you just tell them "I thought my computer was a real guy"
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
ok coke getting a little rude with it
a coca cola can that says HO in capital letters on the side
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
everyone say good morning gnocchi
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
the sheep detective was a lovely movie but my poor wife may need to be rehydrated intravenously
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Nephyria 🌙 @nephyria.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Morning bump, spread the word and help out if you can!
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
as i finish off the leftovers, it occurs to me that driving 40 minutes to a german specialty store for these bratwurst was entirely justified and i will be doing it again
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greg @afewbadgregs.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
mother’s day/sister’s bday dinner went crazy. brats and kielbasa with peppers and onions, homemade pickles, loaded baked beans, a kind of potato salad i’ve never had before and loved
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