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AdrienneHope

@adriennehope.bsky.social
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I still just want to make shit and do art until the seas rise to reclaim us. Jewish nature witch & div student, she/her

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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 5h
My immune system is ✨enforcing her boundaries✨
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 6h
Ugh fine I will just go inside the stupid pharmacy and ask if it is safe to take this medication while pregnant instead of ordering it online and assuming it is safe because each individual active ingredient is safe because that is just how my anxiety works
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 19h
I was falling asleep until I decided to get into bed
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 20h
I don't understand how it's a pleasant 57* outside but the temperature in the house keeps going up above 75* without the heat being on.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It occurs to me that because for most of my life any illness spiraled into months of bronchitis, I now exclusively have Man Colds. I have a slightly runny nose and sometimes a cough and I am prepared to enter hospice care because I am just not used to the idea that I can be just a little sick.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pro tip: don't tell anyone you're pregnant until you're ready to start having baby stuff materialize in your house.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am eating the second loaf and 3-8 are in the freezer for future shabbats
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
biblically-accurate midtown office atrium
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I sit up my nose starts running again and I need to shape 8 challah loaves
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The baby won't use the nursery for the six months vs I will not have time to set up the nursery after baby arrives
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're looking at cups because you ran out of spoons and think, "oh man, water would be so great right now," you are probably dehydrated.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The discount also started just before my birthday and will continue for the month after my birthday, which meant I could stack discounts with my Birthday Coupon.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Any time my parents' friends ask about baby clothes I am sending them the Hanna Andersson link bc that shit is cute as fuck.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What if instead of having a baby shower I have a series of weekends where the baby shower "game" is actually just helping me declutter, clean, paint, and decorate
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just got a bunch of nursery furniture for free which means there is no room to stand in the nursery because it is so full of crap, also a bunch of people want me to have a baby shower but I don't have anywhere to host and the idea of having one makes me anxious, so I am at the freaking out stage.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing says "ADHD plus hypermobility" like trying to explain how you are sitting and consulting a yoga blog for examples.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If anyone was wondering just how snuggly Nutmeg is, he squeezed in between me and my pillow last night.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I stg if @democrats.org cannot figure out how to stop texting me multiple times a day I will simply stop voting. Stop sharing info between campaigns or doing whatever it is that means I have unsubscribed from texts every 8 hours for weeks without anything changing.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like I am on fire because my socks are making me so hot right now, what even is this
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My favorite part of this whole thing is that non-Jews still have no idea that Fruit Gems exist, let alone that they have been discontinued and recontinued in the past week
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PSA: when your kid is out of carseats and boosters, don't toss the seat. Save them for friends who can recycle them for discounts on new baby gear at Target. (Brought to you by getting $100 off my travel system for taking a friend's carseat to be recycled.)
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kinda cold to sleep with the window open, but Nutmeg has been farting directly at me since we got into bed
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The writer is NTA. Editors are supposed to stop people from posting takes this stupid on platforms this large.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A polymath is just the person responsible for knowing how many people are in the polycule right now.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The great thing about waking up drenched in sweat is that it means I was probably right about what was causing my low grade fever
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Starting a new nationalist campaign to only teach American dialects of European languages in US schools. "You wouldn't teach British spelling; why would you teach Paris's French?"
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pregnancy is so powerful because I am crying all the time and sometimes I have to do errands and tasks while crying and tbh it's much more efficient.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am a little worried I have an infection and idk which specialist to call.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Earlier today I realized that Hebrew is the fourth language I have studied, but I am just now realizing it is actually the fifth.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As I have been alluding to, current work in progress due early April
A baby sweater and an ultrasound photo strip on a muslin baby blanket
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want potato and leak soup but I do not have an appropriate blender for the task.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Weirdly productive yom kippur
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know this is not the point, but please just call it a Christmas party.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nutmeg is very much enjoying the sukkah process
A miniature poodle caught mid-zoomie with his ears in the air, dancing around a PVC joint. A PVC structure is laying in the grass behind him
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Directing the sukkah assembly because this is my psychotic design but also moving makes me feel like puking
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Why don't you do Vyvanse skip days?" Well you see I did one yesterday on purpose which meant I wasn't ready to start today until after 2 PM when it was too late to take Vyvanse and fully disqualified myself from cooking by forgetting I left a pot to boil for an hour.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is after 2 PM and I have still not gotten up to start my day.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trying to figure out where the best place to hide and have a snack during Yom Kippur services because I am disqualified from fasting and will need a lil snack halfway through. Also accepting tips for keeping a hummus snack pack cold and out of sight.
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StatsJew @statsjew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My fortune cookie told me to touch grass.
A small piece of paper. It says "take a pause from consuming information.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is the time of day where Nutmeg needs to play, and I am too tired to turn on the TV
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This dog is very cute sleeping next to me against a pillow but he also keeps kicking me in the face.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This was the best meal I had today and it was all homemade
A chocolate milkshake and french fries
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you're not smoother than any of these people it may be a good time to stop trying to be smoother
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trying to convince Nutmeg to do at least some of the homework that needs to get done today.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026
has anyone noticed the days are getting shorter?? what exactly is the plan when we're all engulfed in eternal darkness
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Moving right along to the fifth project I have worked on since 1 PM
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Baby registry was a very high dopamine task but as I get closer to announcement day I am crushed by the realization that if I put things on the list people may get them for me and then I have to find space for them in my house.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
MyChart Messaging character limits seriously interfering with my ability to be overly apologetic in my message saying the clinical notes are wrong and no one told me how to get my labwork done.
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AdrienneHope @adriennehope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How do I nicely tell the midwife that I think we had a miscommunication because I was supposed to get labwork and a flu shot and also her notes say that I have no chronic medication and note the wrong conception procedure.
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