Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Addie's Obituary, nah, it's @chastityposting.bsky.social now. 010
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Whoever invented candles with 2 wicks needs to be stopped. 1? Makes sense, obvious option. 3? Works good, effective. 2? AWFUL. 010
Reposted by Addie's Obituarylucy @lycanlucy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I'll never forgive generative a.i Having to ask "is this real?" so often has really done a number on me I miss being able to trust art. 332812947
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Trans community is so sweet and I love them but for the love of god you're not going to meet your spouse on the internet stop acting like your 2 week fling is the pinnacle of intimacy 110
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Bored of Inktober? Let me propose an alternative. Stinktober. There are no prompts, all you have to do is draw a nasty liltle guy, just a devious, gross little bastard every day of October. A dastardly, stinky little fella. 010
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 28/09/2025God you guys are so good at drawing porn I just want to look at it like fuck that's a good fucking drawing and then I catch myself like "wait that's a porn" and like and move on and repeat 040
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 28/09/2025You have not had nearly enough bodily fluids of external origin enter your anus, buddy. 120
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 28/09/2025My dad: recently separated, got into tarot cards. Do cis men do that of their own accord? Can't wait to meet his 20 year old girlfriend... 120
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 27/09/2025My friend accidentally typed "wlw" instead of "wow" and I had a heart attack 030
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I'm like a prostitute but instead of sex I give really firm handshakes for 50 dollars 010
Reposted by Addie's ObituaryChronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 27/09/2025[Getting my blood drawn] you forgot to ask, but, I'm very sexually active 2395
Reposted by Addie's ObituaryJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I love mushrooms - like, what are they? Funky lil dudes with a million genders who defy all categorisation, taste delicious, and sometimes kill you horribly? Amazing. I'm so on board. Tell me more. 1335653
Reposted by Addie's Obituarymcc @dryad.technology · 27/09/2025Does anyone else feel like the word "polycule" outlived the words "polyamory" and "polyamorous" I feel like I know a lot of polyamorous people but not a lot who describe themselves as polyamorous anymore 14675
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 27/09/2025What happens if you praise someone with a degradation kink? Do they just like, die? 010
Reposted by Addie's ObituaryThe Traveler [COMMS OPEN] @ekvitki.art · 27/09/2025I LOVE PIXEL ART 512012
Reposted by Addie's ObituaryJanet Ghoulcia (on Vacation 🇯🇵) @gameonysus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I swear to god Team Cherry could fuck your bitch and some of yall would say thank you, claiming it’s part of their grand design. 2526621
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Everyone has a word that they HATE. HATE, HATE, HATE. Mine is "television". I don't know why, I've always hated it. The way it sounds, the way it feels to say. I just can't put my finger on it What word do you hate? I'm curious 010
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I hate the word "laid" it sounds so not cute. Start saying "boinked" instead. 010
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Big Employment doesn't want me to make out with hot nonbinaries for hours on end. Sigh. I'm thinking about becoming a communist. Thoughts? 010
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 25/09/2025You will never climb to heaven with your hands full of penis 000
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 25/09/2025The purest form of bonding is making jokes with your friends about your genitals and casually saying you have the ones you don't mutually knowing you're both lying but it makes you feel a little better about yourself 000
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Omg doms scare me like wtf you want to do WHAT? That's so messed up!! And then I'm likje ohhh right I asked for that mb 020
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 25/09/2025You know what the best time to hornypost is? That's right, when you're not even remotely horny 010
Reposted by Addie's Obituary🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/09/2025I’m trying to give myself a forehead kiss in the mirror but that fucker won’t hold still 1215
Reposted by Addie's ObituaryStorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Coworker in the break room said it was "gross" that I drank the watery fish slop in the tin of kippers I was eating. Like, buddy, I paid for that watery fish slop. 341
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 25/09/2025You're talking mad shit for someone who doesn't own a dragon dildo 120
Reposted by Addie's ObituaryTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Accurate 111720
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Everyone I know says that Francois is a gross old man name but I think it's a pretty drag queen name. Please someone back me up literally anyone I'll give you anything 100
Reposted by Addie's ObituaryEJ Han 한은주 @heyeunjoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Characters raised to be weapons: ★ Characters raised to be shields: ★★ Putting them in the same story and making them kiss: ★★★★★ 111040
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Really hope the rapture is real or else I'm going to regret all the stuff I'm going to do under the assumption that the rapture is real 010
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Noticing a lot of somno kink stuff on my feed, very very specific and I am not sure why that one specifically is coming up. But hi! Sleep well :) 110
Reposted by Addie's ObituaryTerminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social · 22/09/2025apparently tomorrow! 3467
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Gooner: Sloppy, horny fool, controlled by libido Slut: Elegant, sophisticated, controls their libido 000
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Oral sex is beautiful. Anyone can do it. Any gender, orientation, sub or dom, anyone can give head and anyone can receive it. That's deep, man. Damn. 000
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Please before the rapture go blow as many aroallo people as you can 000
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Heeey John Bluesky up there, it's me, Addie, you know me. Yeah. Yeah I just wanted to uh, let you know just in cas- oh no, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah I just wanted to tell you about how hot consent is. Yeah I just think- huh? Uh- no no, no reason at all. 020
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Be your god. You are a god. Act like it. You are powerful. You rule yourself. You rule the world. Do everything. 020
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Kicking feet in the air writing in sparkly pink diary 💞my bucket list 😄 - make out with someone with split tongue 020
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Dream hookup scenario is rando calls you a homophobic slur, respond "yeah, you interested?" and they ARE. 020
Addie's Obituary @addies-obituary.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Ugh I had such a shitty stressful day out, I sure wish there was a way to lift my spirits. Oh wait, there is. YURI. 110
