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Adam Rosenzweig

@adamthealchemist.bsky.social
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More than just a PhD and a great pair of tits 🏳️‍🌈🧪💖🗽 My views are my own, not reflective of my employer etc etc

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 15h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The way I’ve been procrastinating this painting, legit about to clean my apartment 😐
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Checking in
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another day in our socialist hellscape
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When lesbians and gay guys come together to maximize their joint slay
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Attending this brooklyn lesbian BDay party is possibly the most important thing ive ever done
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love when a beautiful sunset makes everyone in NYC stop and watch
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did your parents have friends growing up? Y/N
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Went to the doctor so I can recently confirm that I am 6’3” aka 75” aka 190cm aka “wow, you’re tall”
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need to make some laminated pastry, urgently
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hi it my birthday!! Yall know the drill
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026
Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So theres this Man that Burned
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Flying over the country makes me feel ao lucky I grew up in the Northeast
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Burning Man tomorrow
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Spongebob Squarepants: Screaming Internally
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants: Screaming Internally
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27/08/2026
REMINDER: Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in now 73 days. Yet he still: •Has his job •Gets paid, and •Gets free world-class healthcare The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, & against guaranteed paid leave—gets all three as he needs it most.😐
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And none of us will be surprised by the pearl clutching, histrionics that will occur.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Steven Universe on the couch with snacks Or ATLA in bed with crochet ????
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You know when good things happen in your life so numerously and unexpectedly that you just feel like screaming?
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This kind of messaging leaves out the most important fact which is everyone in power is stealing this money. Where is the money? Those in power are embezzling and hiding it, and leaving national debt behind Our nation is being robbed, lets focus on that Theft, robbery, and embezzlement
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ameeeeeerica, Ameeeeeerica, god spread his grace on thee
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pillion (2025)
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Drawlings
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yall mind if i just
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Would pay extra for a gym for a gym that bans "influencers" with 300 followers filming every single breath in the gym.
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I wore pants that were too tight and made my lower back injury flare up Unrelated Im turning 32 in less than a month
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
😢😢😢😢
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Getting real damn tired of stepping outside and immediately 10/10 sweating
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wokeaf3-2.bsky.social @wokeaf3-2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
😂
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I put him on mine and posted a cute photo, he didnt like it
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The boy I like put me on his CF before I put him on mine 😍
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Its 2026 Your gym selfies are not obligatory, they never were
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And the polling margins will still be razor thin
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They openly admit their election crimes & are actively doing everything they can to undermine & outright steal the Midterm Elections. Any surprise he fired the remaining members of the Election Assistance Commission? He knows if he loses he's headed for a 3rd Impeachment & an orange jumpsuit. 🤞 👍
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hate the tv trope of 10-year old master military commander and leader
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Just don’t shove your lifestyle in my face” And then the straights are necking in Target
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me a gay person: Stomping around shops in Hell’s Kitchen saying to myself “I need to find a fucking hand mirror”
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why is this even something that needs to be said, why was this ever not what was happening? Ill never understand
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Rep. Mike Levin @levin.house.gov · 07/08/2026
$4 BILLION. That’s how much the Trump Administration has now spent paying companies to cancel offshore wind projects that would have lowered your electric bill. Yes, you heard that right: they are PAYING to keep more energy off the grid and your bills higher.
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Trump Administration to Pay RWE to Cancel Wind Leases
It was the fifth such deal struck by the administration to get companies to drop offshore wind projects.
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If i have to be a millennial at least ill forever be a YOUNG millennial
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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 06/08/2026
Don’t know who wrote this — it was posted on Instagram by “Warpaint Journal” in April 2025 — but it’s making the rounds today and is pretty great. I dream of this too ❤️
Most people don't dream of being fancy-rich.
I dream of being rich enough to say, "Treat's on me," without thinking twice. Rich enough to have a home that feels like a hug, a fridge stocked like a five-year-old with adult money, and a tray of chocolates waiting for someone to grab. Rich enough to quietly help a friend before they even have to ask. To send a care package when someone's too tired to reach out. To buy all the pencils from a kid on the street so they can go home early. For me, the real money dream isn't about luxury - it's about having enough to give, enough to comfort, enough to turn ordinary moments into something extraordinary.
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Adam Rosenzweig @adamthealchemist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They are dead They are gone No one lasts forever
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/08/2026
Republican Senators are voting to confirm Trump’s lawyer to be AG when it just came out that Capital One shut down Trump’s accounts under suspicion of money laundering and Trump wants exemption from being investigated for tax fraud. THESE PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS.
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Pissed-Off Scientist @rockney.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Mark Somers @marksomers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Dio's Law: The longer a gay man's life increases in tandem with exposure to the internet, the probability that they post their genitals on the internet increases to the point of inevitability
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