Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 9hi could take on the hoal world and noboddy could stop me . [a momentary sadness occurs] Dearest Friends, I hope this letter finds you well. I have elected to move to the woods, where I will pursue a solitary career in shooting myself in the mouth. 2380
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026u can literally plot the perfect murder and get away with almost all of it and the cops will still catch u because u have "motive" or whatever. i dont know why i even try 1261
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026the nanoparticulate membrane, when inserted up the nose, sends an electrical signal to your body's reproductive hub - the "bone zone" if you will - and wipes all possible psychological and physical memory of having ever touched yourself, with only mildly severe side effects 0151
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026sharks, if you'll look here, you'll see my co-founder Dan Skidrow blasting ropes that were heretofore impossible for a 55 year old man to shoot. he's also screaming in confusion and terror. that's because our product makes every time you jerk off feel like the first time you've ever done it. 1231
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026if you haven't read it, suda wrote a manga called Kurayami Dance that covers the story for the original version of Shadows Of The Damned, when it was more of a pensive stealth-horror game based on Kafka's last novel. it speaks to me like no other work ever has www.believeinthe.net/kurayami.htmlbelieveinthe.netKURAYAMI DANCE 1140
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026i'm so happy to see my goat free of his chains. it'll never happen but my god do i hope he one day makes Kurayami Dance into the game it was meant to be 1200
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026yeah but if i start being miserable about it now then i won't be as miserable about it when i actually am so actually if you think about it im a genius 110
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026the nonstandard life i have lived has come with lots of loss. but somehow despite it all, my hair has been the one thing i held onto, haven't lost. it's vain, but it's the only part of myself i've ever been able to love. so thank you for helping me keep that final tattered scrap of self-adoration 1320
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026thank you everyone for the help today. i was able to get a very very lengthy supply of soaps and toothpastes and things to keep my big ass hair from constantly getting stuck in knots like it has been. nice to feel "clean" 2420
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/10/2026video games made me think climbing a ledge would be easier tbh 6432
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/10/2026and now, performing their tribute to the late Charlie Kirk, here's Nine Inch Nails with "Neck Like A Hole" 17718
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/10/2026please listen to this jesus christ drumcorps.bandcamp.com/album/breakd...drumcorps.bandcamp.comBreakdown, by drumcorps10 track album 1131
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/10/2026@drumcorps.bsky.social Breakdown might be your finest to date. Those last 2 tracks hit the heart like a fucking freight. Thank you 050
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/10/2026how is it that drumcorps has been making music for nearly 30 years and for the last half decade he has somehow released The Best Thing He's Ever Made once a year 4201
Reposted by Tipper Guropaintscratcher/robert 🔞 @paintscratcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hi, do you like ludicrously loud, eclectic, and sometimes extremely strange electronic music and guitar explorations? i provide that in droves, i have a shitton of music, very hard and intense stuff, music to flail around screaming to its bandcamp friday i need money paintscratcher1.bandcamp.compaintscratcher1.bandcamp.comPaintscratcherI make whatever I damn please bluesky is out there under the same name https://www.instagram.com/paintscratcher_ 02313
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 02/10/2026and at least half of us are some form of trans it seems. shouts out to the hometeam for making a complete freakshit fps for masochists. god i love my people 010
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026honestly i would but i don't have a basement right now. i'll let you know when that changes tho 010
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026i'm not gonna lie i am not the most reliable in a firefight because i cannot for the life of me figure out the right mouse sensitivity/ads combo but i'm very good at being a meatshield and running away and reviving everyone so if you ever want a dedicated healer lmk lol 010
Reposted by Tipper GuroTipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 02/05/2025u guys all joke but i actually would love to have a frail 24 year old elflike boy that i keep prisoner in my basement and forcibly estrogenize as he helps me develop a nice looking webfront for my burgeoning soundproofing company 7805
Reposted by Tipper GuroTipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 22/08/2025if he was a furry he would've been named Dylan Kobold. hahahahaha, hey, have a good weekend, yall. hope you enjoy this one. and if you didn't, please google "columbine basement tapes site:archive.org" and let me know what happens. 31127
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026it's funny to be one of like ~15,000 ppl maximum that enjoy that game lmao 2310
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026guy delivering the new fridge to my place yesterday saw all my roommate's framed pokemon art on the walls and started talking to me about a fallout 4 mod he thought i should play. i said i was busy playing marathon at the moment and he gawked like he had seen a shooting star 3380
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026oh see i had that thought when i was 13 so it's chill. if you'd said The Guy From Underoath though i would've had to have killed you 110
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026i love finding the part of town where you're able to walk three blocks and experience a dictionary definition of "economic disparity" in realtime. it was literally just the eardrummers producer tag, isolated, no instrumental, on a loop btw 0241
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026reporting from millennial hell; saw two guys playing yugioh on the lap of a man nodding out in a wheelchair. money matches. big bluetooth speaker next to them playing the eardrummers producer tag on a loop. 3 blocks up i hear this conversation: "i love your skirt!" "thanks! it's from earthbound" 1382
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026i thought you said PLUNDERhosen and was so on board for a sec 110
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026the baggier the pants are the sillier i walk and the better i feel thats just facts 120
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026feh... i knew i couldnt trust you... i could tell by the gait of your walkcycle... 1100
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026i get all my medical advice from testing shit out on the formerly-human mess of skin and memories i affectionately refer to as "My Tester" before i do it to myself. and sometimes, decade old Bluelight threads 030
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026sorry buddy you got the kinda autism that wears off when you turn 35 and now we gotta put you on those steroids they only sell to pitbull breeders or else all you're gonna be able to do is think about old movies you don't like as much as you used to until you die 1403
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026the world should allow for more conversations that only last 3 sentences 0141
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026even just a passing casual comment from a stranger about the weather, or the occasional "damn aren't you cold" when i refuse to wear a jacket in winter. even the occasional "you look like you're in a metal band" comment that never feels like as much of a compliment as they seem to think it is 2141
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026genuinely few things brighten up my day more than an affable Strange Dad offering the most shorthand but sincere form of passing greeting as you walk past em. like hell yeah dude i'm prolly only 10 years your junior but rn you're my dad and yknow what maybe i WILL have a good morning 1322
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026i just wanna let all the oldheads and unc homeowners know that when yall do that shit where you're out in your front yard and i walk past on the street and you say "good morning!" to me even though we have no idea who the fuck eachother is, that shit rules, keep it up, thank you 11019
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026chatgpt help I'm a 45-year-old white woman on her sixth marriage and my current coping mechanism is making needlepoint art of possums doing entry level hoodrat shit that my white audience on instagram can still relate to by seeing it as "teen boy behavior." what's the quickest way to kill myself? 2505
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026ok but is it like the kind of body dysmorphia where you think you're ugly but you're not or is it the other kind where you think you're hot and you're not. I'm just trying to be objective here man I just want an objective viewpoint 0100
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026it also explains my difficult to replace, but easy to fail data storage 010
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026good news all: tonight i made the decision to love myself and am instead falling asleep to the ps3 homescreen ambiance 1460
Reposted by Tipper Guro( o ᴥ o ) @photonic.dog · 01/10/2026Yup, bills just came in and my account is £300 under, I can't afford or pay for anything. Don't know what to do. Sorry to rattle the pot like this, I just don't know what else to do. 11034
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026whoa buddy back up a sec. the version of me you love is a version i just perform for you to earn your love. they're not real. the real me is about 15 feet underneath the surface of the Sahara desert operating this skinpuppet with a 3rd party sixaxis 1462
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 30/09/2026yeah it's crazy how it works. lemme know if you want some old recordings to put on lol 010
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 30/09/2026was asked "what pirate streaming service," responded "i dunno it depends on my mood," and was told immediately that that was a horrifying response 0341
Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 30/09/2026person on the bus in fullbody weeb couture asked if i was trans and i was so tired i responded "no im white sorry" to which they said "oh ok that's cool" and then we did not speak again 1822