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Tipper Guro

@adamsandler.click
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one of these days pretty soon they're gonna find my decapitated ass on the cold surface of the moon and then maybe this'll all have meaning linktr.ee/weedhitter

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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 9h
i could take on the hoal world and noboddy could stop me . [a momentary sadness occurs] Dearest Friends, I hope this letter finds you well. I have elected to move to the woods, where I will pursue a solitary career in shooting myself in the mouth.
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026
u can literally plot the perfect murder and get away with almost all of it and the cops will still catch u because u have "motive" or whatever. i dont know why i even try
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026
the nanoparticulate membrane, when inserted up the nose, sends an electrical signal to your body's reproductive hub - the "bone zone" if you will - and wipes all possible psychological and physical memory of having ever touched yourself, with only mildly severe side effects
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026
sharks, if you'll look here, you'll see my co-founder Dan Skidrow blasting ropes that were heretofore impossible for a 55 year old man to shoot. he's also screaming in confusion and terror. that's because our product makes every time you jerk off feel like the first time you've ever done it.
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026
i'm in a hurry to live
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026
hell yeah dawg so did i
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026
if you haven't read it, suda wrote a manga called Kurayami Dance that covers the story for the original version of Shadows Of The Damned, when it was more of a pensive stealth-horror game based on Kafka's last novel. it speaks to me like no other work ever has www.believeinthe.net/kurayami.html
believeinthe.net
KURAYAMI DANCE
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026
i'm so happy to see my goat free of his chains. it'll never happen but my god do i hope he one day makes Kurayami Dance into the game it was meant to be
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026
yeah but if i start being miserable about it now then i won't be as miserable about it when i actually am so actually if you think about it im a genius
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026
the nonstandard life i have lived has come with lots of loss. but somehow despite it all, my hair has been the one thing i held onto, haven't lost. it's vain, but it's the only part of myself i've ever been able to love. so thank you for helping me keep that final tattered scrap of self-adoration
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 04/10/2026
thank you everyone for the help today. i was able to get a very very lengthy supply of soaps and toothpastes and things to keep my big ass hair from constantly getting stuck in knots like it has been. nice to feel "clean"
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/10/2026
no way omg
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/10/2026
video games made me think climbing a ledge would be easier tbh
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/10/2026
and now, performing their tribute to the late Charlie Kirk, here's Nine Inch Nails with "Neck Like A Hole"
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/10/2026
please listen to this jesus christ drumcorps.bandcamp.com/album/breakd...
drumcorps.bandcamp.com
Breakdown, by drumcorps
10 track album
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/10/2026
@drumcorps.bsky.social Breakdown might be your finest to date. Those last 2 tracks hit the heart like a fucking freight. Thank you
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/10/2026
how is it that drumcorps has been making music for nearly 30 years and for the last half decade he has somehow released The Best Thing He's Ever Made once a year
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paintscratcher/robert 🔞 @paintscratcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hi, do you like ludicrously loud, eclectic, and sometimes extremely strange electronic music and guitar explorations? i provide that in droves, i have a shitton of music, very hard and intense stuff, music to flail around screaming to its bandcamp friday i need money paintscratcher1.bandcamp.com
paintscratcher1.bandcamp.com
Paintscratcher
I make whatever I damn please bluesky is out there under the same name https://www.instagram.com/paintscratcher_
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 02/10/2026
and at least half of us are some form of trans it seems. shouts out to the hometeam for making a complete freakshit fps for masochists. god i love my people
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
columbine zapruder film
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
honestly i would but i don't have a basement right now. i'll let you know when that changes tho
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
i'm not gonna lie i am not the most reliable in a firefight because i cannot for the life of me figure out the right mouse sensitivity/ads combo but i'm very good at being a meatshield and running away and reviving everyone so if you ever want a dedicated healer lmk lol
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 02/05/2025
u guys all joke but i actually would love to have a frail 24 year old elflike boy that i keep prisoner in my basement and forcibly estrogenize as he helps me develop a nice looking webfront for my burgeoning soundproofing company
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 22/08/2025
if he was a furry he would've been named Dylan Kobold. hahahahaha, hey, have a good weekend, yall. hope you enjoy this one. and if you didn't, please google "columbine basement tapes site:archive.org" and let me know what happens.
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
it's funny to be one of like ~15,000 ppl maximum that enjoy that game lmao
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
guy delivering the new fridge to my place yesterday saw all my roommate's framed pokemon art on the walls and started talking to me about a fallout 4 mod he thought i should play. i said i was busy playing marathon at the moment and he gawked like he had seen a shooting star
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
oh see i had that thought when i was 13 so it's chill. if you'd said The Guy From Underoath though i would've had to have killed you
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
i love finding the part of town where you're able to walk three blocks and experience a dictionary definition of "economic disparity" in realtime. it was literally just the eardrummers producer tag, isolated, no instrumental, on a loop btw
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
reporting from millennial hell; saw two guys playing yugioh on the lap of a man nodding out in a wheelchair. money matches. big bluetooth speaker next to them playing the eardrummers producer tag on a loop. 3 blocks up i hear this conversation: "i love your skirt!" "thanks! it's from earthbound"
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
i thought you said PLUNDERhosen and was so on board for a sec
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
the baggier the pants are the sillier i walk and the better i feel thats just facts
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
feh... i knew i couldnt trust you... i could tell by the gait of your walkcycle...
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
i get all my medical advice from testing shit out on the formerly-human mess of skin and memories i affectionately refer to as "My Tester" before i do it to myself. and sometimes, decade old Bluelight threads
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
sorry buddy you got the kinda autism that wears off when you turn 35 and now we gotta put you on those steroids they only sell to pitbull breeders or else all you're gonna be able to do is think about old movies you don't like as much as you used to until you die
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
the world should allow for more conversations that only last 3 sentences
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
even just a passing casual comment from a stranger about the weather, or the occasional "damn aren't you cold" when i refuse to wear a jacket in winter. even the occasional "you look like you're in a metal band" comment that never feels like as much of a compliment as they seem to think it is
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
genuinely few things brighten up my day more than an affable Strange Dad offering the most shorthand but sincere form of passing greeting as you walk past em. like hell yeah dude i'm prolly only 10 years your junior but rn you're my dad and yknow what maybe i WILL have a good morning
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
i just wanna let all the oldheads and unc homeowners know that when yall do that shit where you're out in your front yard and i walk past on the street and you say "good morning!" to me even though we have no idea who the fuck eachother is, that shit rules, keep it up, thank you
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
chatgpt help I'm a 45-year-old white woman on her sixth marriage and my current coping mechanism is making needlepoint art of possums doing entry level hoodrat shit that my white audience on instagram can still relate to by seeing it as "teen boy behavior." what's the quickest way to kill myself?
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
ok but is it like the kind of body dysmorphia where you think you're ugly but you're not or is it the other kind where you think you're hot and you're not. I'm just trying to be objective here man I just want an objective viewpoint
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
it also explains my difficult to replace, but easy to fail data storage
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
good news all: tonight i made the decision to love myself and am instead falling asleep to the ps3 homescreen ambiance
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( o ᴥ o ) @photonic.dog · 01/10/2026
Yup, bills just came in and my account is £300 under, I can't afford or pay for anything. Don't know what to do. Sorry to rattle the pot like this, I just don't know what else to do.
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 01/10/2026
whoa buddy back up a sec. the version of me you love is a version i just perform for you to earn your love. they're not real. the real me is about 15 feet underneath the surface of the Sahara desert operating this skinpuppet with a 3rd party sixaxis
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 30/09/2026
yeah it's crazy how it works. lemme know if you want some old recordings to put on lol
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 30/09/2026
was asked "what pirate streaming service," responded "i dunno it depends on my mood," and was told immediately that that was a horrifying response
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 30/09/2026
person on the bus in fullbody weeb couture asked if i was trans and i was so tired i responded "no im white sorry" to which they said "oh ok that's cool" and then we did not speak again
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