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MUPPET FUCKERS

@muppetfuckers.bsky.social
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we live in a hell of our own creation we love you noise band and the name of the band is MUPPET FUCKERS

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Bee @letmebebee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Inside you there are two wolves
Seth Macfarlane Sings The Muppeta by Seth MacFarlaneSeth MacFarlane Fucks The Muppets by Muppet Fuckers
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paintscratcher/robert 🔞 @paintscratcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hi, do you like ludicrously loud, eclectic, and sometimes extremely strange electronic music and guitar explorations? i provide that in droves, i have a shitton of music, very hard and intense stuff, music to flail around screaming to its bandcamp friday i need money paintscratcher1.bandcamp.com
paintscratcher1.bandcamp.com
Paintscratcher
I make whatever I damn please bluesky is out there under the same name https://www.instagram.com/paintscratcher_
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hello Muppet Fucker nation We hope you have enjoyed our seminal/semenal work Seth MacFarlane Fucks The Muppets For bandcamp friday, we have added as a bonus track our warmup jam for these sessions: Meth SacFarlane Mucks The Fuppets, 30 minutes of Seth-fluffage We love you <3
SETH MACFARLANE FUCKS THE MUPPETS as the TMNT logo with those lovable turtles peaking out from the sewers
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 01/10/2024
if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Breakfast lookin kinda schmeated tbh
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
have you listened to this yet
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we have ideas
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
smug airplane maga guy but his shirt says

⭕️ MAGA PILOT
🔘 FURRY PILOT
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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thraten ^v^ @thraten.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am convinced this is the first instance of an album having a Septabee credit in its liner notes and I am here for it.
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Jester ⭐️ @dinnerburger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Found my hundredth album
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ava online @avaonline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i really spent this whole summer giving you Head. and i'd do it again
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We proudly present: Seth MacFarlane Fucks The Muppets by Muppet Fuckers muppetfuckers.bandcamp.com/album/seth-m...
muppetfuckers.bandcamp.com
Seth MacFarlane Fucks The Muppets, by Muppet Fuckers
16 track album
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the people cry out for no-budget variety shows led by transsexual polymaths who majored in political science, software engineering, and Applied Muppet Fucking
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
not a joke btw
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
droppin’ a log rn 🪵💦
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
should we drop today
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#^ @1234567.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i need everyone to become hip to septabee immediately septabee.nekoweb.org
septabee.nekoweb.org
septabee
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
she fuckin the kool-aid man for kool-aid
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Open up the doors and there's the steeple there are so many gay people
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
last night a DJ fucked my wife
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
COMING SOON
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
porest.bandcamp.com/album/tourro...
porest.bandcamp.com
Tourrorists, by Porest
15 track album
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She fuckin the Hootchie Cootchie Man for hootchie cootchie
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
anybody wanna come over later get baked and play Activision’s The History Channel’s Civil War: A Nation Divided for the ps2?
activision’s the history channel’s civil war: a nation divided for the playstation 2, rated T for teen and only $10 from pink gorilla
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
computer put a lol button on this man's forehead that releases all dopamine in the brain at once when you slap it
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She fuckin the Hootchie Cootchie Man for hootchie cootchie
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la januáire @gendertoads.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
big shirt that says “I ❤️ MUSK (the odor not the oligarch)”
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lycamania ☉∇ ☣ 🏜️ @wolf.moda · 04/09/2026
hiii it's Bandcamp Friday, we have been Going Through It and would appreciate if you wanna pick up and listen to any of our tunes synanthrope.bandcamp.com
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la januáire @gendertoads.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bring Me the One Called St◇rm - Live from My V*nyl Underground is out now 28 minutes of sound collage surprise puremothman.bandcamp.com/album/bring-...
puremothman.bandcamp.com
Bring Me the One Called St◇rm - Live from My V*nyl Underground, by st◇rm
1 track album
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paintscratcher/robert 🔞 @paintscratcher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
happy bandcamp friday! buy my music paintscratcher1.bandcamp.com
paintscratcher1.bandcamp.com
Paintscratcher
I make whatever I damn please bluesky is out there under the same name https://www.instagram.com/paintscratcher_
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Melissa Thyme Monroe @catgirlthyme.indieanthro.com · 03/09/2026
hey all, money is getting a little tight for me. if you can give, anything helps, especially as i need money to get on busses for job interviews and such. thank you. ko-fi.com/itscatgirlth...
ko-fi.com
Support Melissa Thyme Monroe
Support Melissa Thyme Monroe
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paintscratcher/robert 🔞 @paintscratcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
THIS IS TRUE!!!
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lycamania ☉∇ ☣ 🏜️ @wolf.moda · 03/09/2026
computer make this man wake up as a Disney princess with birds all over his fuckin bed. Computer make this person so lala they make the world break out into harmony. Computer generate fourteen hundred gagobears and scatter them across this man's apartment. Computer make them twerk
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they are adding Muppet Fuckers Island to My Singing Monsters. all our fursonas are there as monsters playing Devil’s Hands you can put the bbno$ monster on there and we all rip him apart and wear his bones as jewelry.
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lycamania ☉∇ ☣ 🏜️ @wolf.moda · 02/09/2026
computah lemme fuckkkkkkkkk
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*at like an Applebees or some shit* Hey if we got some deep fried Anthony Kiedis for the table would you eat some?
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
iiiiii am a FAGGOT!!!
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
pawn stars guy: hm well i don’t know much about this item but i got a guy who does, let me bring him in pawn stars guy after leaving the room and coming back with a wig, glasses, and fake mustache: ah monsieur eet ees, ‘owyoosay, completely worthlezz!
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Chilleydawggggggggggg
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Suckinon a chilli dogggggggg
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
damn the macros on these are lowkey cracked
Melty Pepper Jack Steak Burrito
$3.00
0 Cals

Fresca Pepper Jack Steak Burrito
$3.00
0 Cals
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Muppetfuck soldiers @gendertoads.bsky.social @paintscratcher.bsky.social and @1234567.bsky.social will be playing distant colony fest next week!!! come thru
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Scratches Collective! @scrigeonpatch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
there are 29 other people in my head and we all agree that you are a bitch ass motherfucker
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*at like an Applebees or some shit* Hey if we got some deep fried Anthony Kiedis for the table would you eat some?
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bathroom graffiti @diybathrooms.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oh hey @muppetfuckers.bsky.social
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
never spend more than one thousand dollars on any piece of musical gear
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The Jender Eternal Light Revue @jelrmusic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
SOON........ photo by me design by @verymagical.bsky.social
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ava online @avaonline.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
listen to miles davis on the corner right now
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MUPPET FUCKERS @muppetfuckers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
more than a smart toilet
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