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Adam Markowitz

@adammarkowitzea.bsky.social
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Hey @beachbread.bsky.social, am I out of line suggesting that the cheesesteak is the king of all sandwiches?
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I only use this platform to post pictures of Pub Subs and interact with @beachbread.bsky.social. And I'm ok with that.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
When is my tax return gonna be done?!?! #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The greatest shark. @taxretreat.org @thepetfly.bsky.social
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I'm telling ya @porkrind.bsky.social, you'd love @taxretreat.org.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This right here may not look like much, but it is a proper cheesesteak. @porkrind.bsky.social would be proud of this development for a Friday late lunch.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I didn't get in my one big beautiful nap today. Maybe tomorrow I'll break it into two naps, but I still prefer one big beautiful nap instead. #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Remove "CAF unit" from this, and this is all still true. The IRS is just a mess right now in general.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
As promised, I'm celebration of @porkrind.bsky.social's return to this platform, I shall have a PubSub in his honor. Classic PubSub today. Italian with provolone on white with veggies, oil and vinegar. #PubSubSunday
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Genuinely curious what % of the older generation is gonna nope out of the accounting profession from OBBBA. #TaxSky #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Proud to say that Luminary Tax Advisors has been named a finalist for the @karbonhq Excellence Award for Diversity & Authenticity! #TaxSky #TaxBS karbonhq.com/resources/20...
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Announcing the 2025 Karbon Excellence Awards Finalists
The 2025 Karbon Excellence Awards shortlist has been announced, recognizing standout firms across eight categories for their leadership, innovation, and impact.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Hey @dailytaxmemes.bsky.social, just saw that Andre Agassi won his first pro pickleball event. But I'm sure you already knew that.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Happy The Accountant 2 Day to those who celebrate! Which should be all of us. #TaxSky #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I don't know that there's such a thing as a "good time" to do a juice fast, but this does not feel like it was a good time.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
For those of you not on the other app, Teddy had a rough run it to April 15. On Monday, he went from perfectly fine to needing life or death surgery. His tummy flipped. But we took him to the doggy ER, they unflipped his stomach, took out his spleen, & he's still in recovery & still the goodest boy.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It is 19 minutes after the end of tax season and about 35 minutes after I got my last acceptance and I am already probably drunk. Life is good. Hope y'all made it through OK. #TaxSky #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
What could possibly go wrong by firing 20,000 more IRS agents? #TaxSky #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
A mood. And a thank you to @ish.tax for the very kind gift! #TaxBS #TaxSky
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Absolutely denying this allegation.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
So I just got out a 2021 return, and man, these returns from 2020 and 2021 are absolutely gonna be in the "back in my day" repertoire for a long, long time. #TaxBS #TaxSky
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I wanted to requote @seattletax.bsky.social's tweet, but Andrea's really is so encompassing right now, and you can access Ashley's from Andrea's. Also, if people could stop being awful in April, that'd be great. #TaxSky #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
People have certainly been putting the FOOL in April Fools today... #TaxSky #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
We're at the, "My best dreams consist of me dreaming about sleeping" stage of tax season. #TaxSky #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Getting a Publix Sub doesn't feel the same without being able to alert Tony of it. Please inform him of today's culinary decisions, @sewzinski.bsky.social
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
So you're telling me you want to write off your vehicle. For your rental property. That you bought in 2022. That I know nothing about... ... ... Sweet. #TaxSky #TaxBS
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taxgirl @taxgirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
About right. Sigh.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
00s pop coming through again to describe March 22 perfectly. This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
This feels so, so apt with the state of the IRS... #TaxBS #TaxSky
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Not gonna win a gazillion dollars this year for having a perfect bracket. Good thing, too. I didn't wanna have to pay tax on that anyway.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
#TaxBS means so, so much nowadays. It really is the perfect hashtag.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a table with his mouth open and says `` chaos muppet '' .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a table with his mouth open and says `` chaos muppet '' .
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Narco just popped up on Pandora. And if that isn't the banger of the day from @dailytaxmemes.bsky.social one day this weekend, I'm gonna be horribly disappointed.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
People's inability to use Zoom in the year 2025 AD will never cease to amaze me.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
All days need more ice cream.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Jewish penicillin
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Did not have "the flu" on my bingo card this tax season. Alas, here we are. #TaxSky #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Fuck PA local tax returns. That's the... tweet? post? What are we calling these things on here anyway? #TaxBS #TaxSky
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Client: I missed a document for my tax return. Me: Grrrrrrrrreat. Send it over, and we'll amend your return. Client: What does IRR TR mean and why is that who this is made out to? Me: ......................................................... #TaxBS #TaxSky
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Humanity is far more selfish than we give it credit for. Take receipts of the people who wish you harm and remind them of it when they're the ones who are asking for your helping hand.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I made a post on X that made people mad. Because I'm saddened that IRS employees were laid off today. This is a really, really crazy world we live in right now where being sad that people lost jobs is polarizing.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This is going to end well. What could possibly go wrong? #TaxSky #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Me, exhausted and lacking motivation: "I don't have anything hard in me today." Also me: "That's what she said." At least I made myself giggle a little this morning. #TaxSky #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Today is FAFO Day for sure...
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
60 days left! #TaxSeason #TaxSky #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Help #TaxSky #TaxBS! My HS band needs funding to go on their national trip to Dayton they've worked so hard for. They're desperate & are running out of funds fast. Anything you can do to help is awesome. I will be forever appreciative of your help. www.paypal.com/donate/?host...
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Donate to Lake Howell Band Boosters Association
Help support Lake Howell Band Boosters Association by donating or sharing with your friends.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Sponsoring an event for my Chamber on Friday. And yes, my sponsor address is starting with, "On this fantastic Valentine's Day, what's the first 3 letter word that ends with X that comes to your mind?"
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Wife gives dog a bath this morning. "I gave Teddy a bath." "I can tell. It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" My wife has failed a critical test...
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Bless y'all doing returns in Ohio. #TaxBS #TaxSky
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
My spirit dog.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The groundhog says there are 72 days left in tax season. #TaxSky #TaxBS
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