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Adam Markowitz

@adammarkowitzea.bsky.social
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Chinese take out hits the spot during the end of tax season rush. But nothing hits quite like leftover Chinese take out the next night at 11:00p.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Place called Daniel's Cheesesteak in Winter Garden. It's really, really solid. I was right out there just after noon and said, "Yeah, I have food at home, but fuck it. It's October 8."
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Hey @beachbread.bsky.social, am I out of line suggesting that the cheesesteak is the king of all sandwiches?
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Probably won't be the last before 10/15 tbf.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I only use this platform to post pictures of Pub Subs and interact with @beachbread.bsky.social. And I'm ok with that.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I'm laboring today. I don't see what the problem is.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
That is some good looking beach bread
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
When is my tax return gonna be done?!?! #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The great American scholar Homer Jay Simpson once said that alcohol was the cause of, and the solution to all of life's problems.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The greatest shark. @taxretreat.org @thepetfly.bsky.social
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Point of correction. I hate people. But I love tax people.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I'm telling ya @porkrind.bsky.social, you'd love @taxretreat.org.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I write one check per year, and it's for my property taxes because they charge me a $3 convenience fee to pay online via ACH. It's not the 3 bucks, of course. It's the principles of the matter.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
That omelette looks for the Monopoly man
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Update: I am very full. And I now need one big beautiful nap.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
It's a working lunch. We do what we have to do and take the risks we need to take to accomplish the goals.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Posting the fucking picture would help.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This right here may not look like much, but it is a proper cheesesteak. @porkrind.bsky.social would be proud of this development for a Friday late lunch.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
There's something that's just wholesome about a plain ol slice of cheese pizza. I understand toppings. Not hating on them. But that OG slice of good cheese pizza just hits sometimes.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The biscuit looks solid. But looks can be deceiving and the biscuit could be dry. Potatoes look very blah. But the rest of it is on point for sure. Seems like a solid 6/10 breakfast. And for a Tuesday? That's a home run.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I didn't get in my one big beautiful nap today. Maybe tomorrow I'll break it into two naps, but I still prefer one big beautiful nap instead. #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
And I appreciate the Chris Moneymaker reference in this.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
No, but Prince Fielder hit the second longest home run I ever saw in person down in Lakeland in a Spring Training game. Some scrub threw him what must've felt like a BP pitch and Prince put that thing in orbit with Jesse Orosco's glove.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Just making sure. Because if the day comes you ever tell us that you're not, we'll have to send out the National Guard for you.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
but are u fine?
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
That is a proper looking Florida summer lunch right there. I'd expect nothing less from you.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This is the content that we're missing over on TaxTwitter right now. I keep fighting the fight with pictures of Pub subs when I have the burning desire for one, but the bird app is suffering for sure without this content.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Only some?
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It depends
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
"Both" should immediately disqualify any NY politician, especially when it comes to Mets or Yankees. From my childhood memory, the only "both" NYers were permitted to partake in was Rangers/Isles, and even that was suspect at best.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
And neither one would ever be confused with Trout or Ohtani.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I'm sure the stats exist from those early Rockies teams that have ballpark adjusted figures. No disrespect to Helton or Walker, but those numbers were fueled a lot by the fact that Coors was a literal nightmare for pitchers.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Any organization that can't even win a single playoff series with two absolutely, surefire, future 1st ballot HoFers on it takes the cake. The Rockies have had probably 0 surefire HoFers in franchise history. The Angels had two at the same time.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
At least she's not the Los Angeles Angels version of Chutes and Ladders.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I have no idea what a capybara is, but I know two things are true just from these two pics. 1: Your husband is indeed a shitty photographer. 2: @accountingasart.bsky.social wants one. (The capybara, not a shitty photographer of a husband.)
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I see no pancakes or waffles on this plate. How the hell are we supposed to have you adjudicate the waffles vs. pancakes debate with breakfasts like this?
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Remove "CAF unit" from this, and this is all still true. The IRS is just a mess right now in general.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Even sending with PW protection is stupid when there are so many secured and encrypted ways of doing so.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
As promised, I'm celebration of @porkrind.bsky.social's return to this platform, I shall have a PubSub in his honor. Classic PubSub today. Italian with provolone on white with veggies, oil and vinegar. #PubSubSunday
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Looks a lot like this guy I had outside my window yesterday
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I feel inspired to have a Pub Sub this weekend in your honor of being back on this platform.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Hey @sewzinski.bsky.social, we need to report this person impersonating Tony. The Tony I know would never have such a bullshit take.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I utterly detest casualty rules. They've been so awful and inconsistent since TCJA.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Genuinely curious what % of the older generation is gonna nope out of the accounting profession from OBBBA. #TaxSky #TaxBS
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Nobody makes the Angels look well run. How you have two guys who are surefire, first ballot HoFers in the same lineup in their prime at the same time, and you can't even get into the damn playoffs with them is criminal.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
The Rockies have also not had a viable plan for winning baseball games consistently for 30+ years.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Proud to say that Luminary Tax Advisors has been named a finalist for the @karbonhq Excellence Award for Diversity & Authenticity! #TaxSky #TaxBS karbonhq.com/resources/20...
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Announcing the 2025 Karbon Excellence Awards Finalists
The 2025 Karbon Excellence Awards shortlist has been announced, recognizing standout firms across eight categories for their leadership, innovation, and impact.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
False. Grease is the word. Always has been. Always will be.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Hey @dailytaxmemes.bsky.social, just saw that Andre Agassi won his first pro pickleball event. But I'm sure you already knew that.
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Adam Markowitz @adammarkowitzea.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson holding a coin with a b on it
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson holding a coin with a b on it
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