Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 09/10/2023Why don’t you report cents on tax returns? Because nobody likes change. 040
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 02/10/2023i brought a scale into court… …to have a trial balance 010
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 30/09/2023have you seen sweeney todd? it’s shear genius. 000
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 30/09/2023for halloween i’ll put up a spider web… …of tiered partnerships 👻 110
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2023you’re telling me meta doesn’t rhyme with beta?!? 120
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2023maybe i’ll start a fitted sheet business those things never fold 020
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2023its fine, my axe is deductible ...because you can't spell taxes without an axe 010
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2023you know what they say about launderers... they clean up 010
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2023how did the accountant propose? with an engagement letter 010
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2023the only crunches i'm doin nowadays are numbers im fine 010
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2023oh gawd, someone stop me, i’m looking at treadmill desks thankfully, most don’t ship to hawaii 020
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2023you’re telling me i have to follow ALL the tax laws?!? 040
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2023i use my back door as my front door. it’s an adjusted entry. 020
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2023who is an accountant's best friend? a 10-key they can count on 020
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2023did you hear about the accountant in prison? he's really into that one cell. 030
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2023it’s like every couple that claims “irreconcilable differences” is unaware of the reconciliation discrepancy account in Quickbooks 030
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2023marijuana growers always file joint returns i’m fine. 030
Andrea Carr CPA @thepetfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2023im at the point where the deadline is too soon and yet not soon enough 040
