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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀

@adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social
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Science Fiction & Fantasy Author 📚 | Editor ✍️ | Pit Bull Dad 🐕 | Blasphemer 😈 | Typewriter Hoarder | Builder of Tiny Plastic Robots 🤖 | Dudeist Priest 😎 | Professional Slacker 😴 He/Him 🩷💛💙 linktr.ee/AdamJWhitlatch

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Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Now, sir, according too this one account, they’re were only eight reindeer, but I don’t think you know I have a conflicting account stating there was a ninth reindeer and his nose even lit up. I’ll give you a second to process it so you don’t perjure yourself.”
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You’re a vampire, Ash. Walk it off. 🙄 #vampire #indieauthor #typewriters #writing #books #author #horror #urbanfantasy
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My editor calls them typos, but I call them creative word choices. #indieauthor #typewriters #writing #editing #books #author
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes all it takes is the tiniest, most random thing to make all the puzzle pieces fall into place when you’re writing a book. ✍️📚 #typewriters #writing #indieauthor #books #novel #author #inspiration
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/09/2026
Today is the 28th anniversary of my blog, Whatever, and also, the 20th anniversary of my most viral post ever: Bacon cat! whatever.scalzi.com/2026/09/13/b...
A picture of a cat with bacon taped to her plus the words: "PERSPECTIVE: Awards? Success? Fame? Perhaps one day they will be yours. But the fact is, nothing you'll ever do will be more popular than that online picture of bacon taped to a cat."
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Analog Assassin @analogassasin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A hot and thirsty planet is only getting hotter and thirstier. And we’re selling off our future for magic beans, in the for of AI data centers. Water and electricity traded off for videos of cats juggling chainsaws and celebrities having sex with aliens. #typewriter #poetry #fuckai
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Analog Assassin @analogassasin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“… this is a poem …” #typewriter #poetry
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Analog Assassin @analogassasin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I do *not* envy the lifeguard crews this holiday weekend … they are going to be incredibly busy. #typewriter #poetry
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
MUTUAL AID - My dear friend and longtime writing collaborator, Lachlan Coffin, is in desperate need of financial assistance to help pay for brain surgery and renovations to make his home safe for his recovery. Anything helps; even simply sharing this post helps. #mutualaid gofund.me/1cac5db2a
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Donate to Lachlan's Brain Surgery and Moldy Bathroom Repairs, organized by Lachlan Coffin
Hi there! I’m Lachlan. I have medicine resistant temporal lobe epi… Lachlan Coffin needs your support for Lachlan's Brain Surgery and Moldy Bathroom Repairs
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#typewriter #writing
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“Embrace AI or you’ll be left behind.” I’m good, thanks. #typewriter
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Analog Assassin @analogassasin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“… soft breathless commas …” #typewriter #poetry #translated
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
No time for fireworks. The novel won’t write itself.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Very important that the next US government makes sure Elon dies penniless in prison.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ignore Trump this weekend. I mean completely ignore him. Ignore his birthday, ignore his desecration of the people’s house, ignore every lie & every idiotic thing he’ll say this weekend. Instead, enjoy yourself this weekend. And on Monday, resume the fight to defeat him & defend democracy.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So… Who took out Meta? 🤣
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
if you still use Twitter please understand that you are enabling and supporting this. It’s only going to get worse, so you may as well leave now and start rebuilding your “following” anywhere else.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 12/12/2025
Falsely asserting that I’m already using your AI slopbot is not going to convince me to actually do so, Google 😒
An e-mail preview from Google Gemini. The subject is, “You’re now using Gemini on web” and the preview text says “Learn more about what you can do with the Gemini web app. Get the most out of…”
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
My collection of ebooks is available as part of the Smashwords 2025 End of Year Sale! Find your next favorite book this month at smashwords.com/sale and follow @smashwords.bsky.social for more promos like this! #EOYSale25 #ebook #sale #books2read #indiebooks
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Editorial cartoon: Quiet Piggy. A Charlotte's Web treatment that I just wasn't seeing so....
cartoon of a pig in a toupee, orange face make up and a long red tie under a web reading "Quiet Piggy".
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I’m excited to announce my books will be promoted on @smashwords.bsky.social as part of their End of Year Sale 2025 starting on December 8! Be sure to follow me for more updates and links to the promotion for my books and many more! #EoYSale25 #Smashwords
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
MAGA: “What if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files??” Me: “Okay, so… you’re gonna laugh. Well, maybe not, but I know I did.”
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Frank Cvetkovic (from comics) @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud
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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Covfefe is so 2017.
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KAMALA NATION @kamalanation.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Respect. 👏
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
When it’s No King’s Day, but you’re a metalhead. 🤘
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Heading the investigation:
Zenigata from Lupin III, holding up his badge.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
“You should write down your dreams and use them in your books!” Last night, I dreamed I was taking a shower at my parents’ house and Prince knocked on the door because I was taking too damn long. The ONLY person who finds my dreams fascinating is my therapist. 😅
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Every person reading this should go buy two copies of “1984” by George Orwell. One to read, and one to put in your nearest Little Free Library.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
“TikTok’s making you stupid from all that brainrot.” That’s rich coming from someone who doesn’t know how to start an F-16.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Really, Nintendo?? The Virtual Boy?! Have y’all lost your damn minds???
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
RFK Jr sounds like a spirit box with dying batteries.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Stoned thoughts: I need a shirt that says, “I’m an English major. Tell me your pronouns.”
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Weekend at Bernie’s takes place over Labor Day weekend. Just sayin’.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
She told me she has a Daddy kink. So I smacked her on the head and told her to hold the damn flashlight steady.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The next asshole who calls flipping burgers “an entry-level position” is going to get my fist in an entry-level position to their mouth.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Big Pharma’s gonna have RFK Jr taken out. Calling it now.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The reason the world didn't end in 2012 was because PSY turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I was going to try an all almond diet, but that’s just nuts.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
RFK Jr looks like the painting in Dorian Gray’s attic.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Alexa! Blast me some of that gangsta shit from the 90s, so I can recite every lyric word for word and remind mothafuckas who they fuckin with!
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Corvettes are gender-affirming care for old men with white hair and broken dicks. I said what I said.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Dagon is the best Resident Evil movie, and I will die on that hill.
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
St. Louis, I am in you. 😏
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Rest in peace, Ozzy. 🖤🦇
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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
(Hitting keys on my Mac’s keyboard… like an idiot.) Why the hell isn’t my typewriter worki—D’OH!!! 😣😅
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