Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀Dayton Ward @daytonward.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Now, sir, according too this one account, they’re were only eight reindeer, but I don’t think you know I have a conflicting account stating there was a ninth reindeer and his nose even lit up. I’ll give you a second to process it so you don’t perjure yourself.” 091
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You’re a vampire, Ash. Walk it off. 🙄 #vampire #indieauthor #typewriters #writing #books #author #horror #urbanfantasy 291
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My editor calls them typos, but I call them creative word choices. #indieauthor #typewriters #writing #editing #books #author 142
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sometimes all it takes is the tiniest, most random thing to make all the puzzle pieces fall into place when you’re writing a book. ✍️📚 #typewriters #writing #indieauthor #books #novel #author #inspiration 030
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/09/2026Today is the 28th anniversary of my blog, Whatever, and also, the 20th anniversary of my most viral post ever: Bacon cat! whatever.scalzi.com/2026/09/13/b... 1075567
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀Analog Assassin @analogassasin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A hot and thirsty planet is only getting hotter and thirstier. And we’re selling off our future for magic beans, in the for of AI data centers. Water and electricity traded off for videos of cats juggling chainsaws and celebrities having sex with aliens. #typewriter #poetry #fuckai 051
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀Analog Assassin @analogassasin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“… this is a poem …” #typewriter #poetry 031
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀Analog Assassin @analogassasin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I do *not* envy the lifeguard crews this holiday weekend … they are going to be incredibly busy. #typewriter #poetry 031
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026MUTUAL AID - My dear friend and longtime writing collaborator, Lachlan Coffin, is in desperate need of financial assistance to help pay for brain surgery and renovations to make his home safe for his recovery. Anything helps; even simply sharing this post helps. #mutualaid gofund.me/1cac5db2agofund.meDonate to Lachlan's Brain Surgery and Moldy Bathroom Repairs, organized by Lachlan CoffinHi there! I’m Lachlan. I have medicine resistant temporal lobe epi… Lachlan Coffin needs your support for Lachlan's Brain Surgery and Moldy Bathroom Repairs 000
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“Embrace AI or you’ll be left behind.” I’m good, thanks. #typewriter 000
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀Analog Assassin @analogassasin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“… soft breathless commas …” #typewriter #poetry #translated 071
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026No time for fireworks. The novel won’t write itself. 020
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Very important that the next US government makes sure Elon dies penniless in prison. 49320
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Ignore Trump this weekend. I mean completely ignore him. Ignore his birthday, ignore his desecration of the people’s house, ignore every lie & every idiotic thing he’ll say this weekend. Instead, enjoy yourself this weekend. And on Monday, resume the fight to defeat him & defend democracy. 1742693631
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/01/2026if you still use Twitter please understand that you are enabling and supporting this. It’s only going to get worse, so you may as well leave now and start rebuilding your “following” anywhere else. 4631121138
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 12/12/2025Falsely asserting that I’m already using your AI slopbot is not going to convince me to actually do so, Google 😒 241575105
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 09/12/2025My collection of ebooks is available as part of the Smashwords 2025 End of Year Sale! Find your next favorite book this month at smashwords.com/sale and follow @smashwords.bsky.social for more promos like this! #EOYSale25 #ebook #sale #books2read #indiebooks 020
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Editorial cartoon: Quiet Piggy. A Charlotte's Web treatment that I just wasn't seeing so.... 435781
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I’m excited to announce my books will be promoted on @smashwords.bsky.social as part of their End of Year Sale 2025 starting on December 8! Be sure to follow me for more updates and links to the promotion for my books and many more! #EoYSale25 #Smashwords 020
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 14/11/2025MAGA: “What if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files??” Me: “Okay, so… you’re gonna laugh. Well, maybe not, but I know I did.” 020
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀Frank Cvetkovic (from comics) @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too! 73180845268
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 02/11/2025 16416
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀KAMALA NATION @kamalanation.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Respect. 👏 4051121404
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 18/10/2025When it’s No King’s Day, but you’re a metalhead. 🤘 071
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Heading the investigation: 15510
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 17/10/2025“You should write down your dreams and use them in your books!” Last night, I dreamed I was taking a shower at my parents’ house and Prince knocked on the door because I was taking too damn long. The ONLY person who finds my dreams fascinating is my therapist. 😅 000
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Every person reading this should go buy two copies of “1984” by George Orwell. One to read, and one to put in your nearest Little Free Library. 000
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2025“TikTok’s making you stupid from all that brainrot.” That’s rich coming from someone who doesn’t know how to start an F-16. 000
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Really, Nintendo?? The Virtual Boy?! Have y’all lost your damn minds??? 020
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2025RFK Jr sounds like a spirit box with dying batteries. 010
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Stoned thoughts: I need a shirt that says, “I’m an English major. Tell me your pronouns.” 000
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Weekend at Bernie’s takes place over Labor Day weekend. Just sayin’. 010
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 29/08/2025She told me she has a Daddy kink. So I smacked her on the head and told her to hold the damn flashlight steady. 010
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025The next asshole who calls flipping burgers “an entry-level position” is going to get my fist in an entry-level position to their mouth. 010
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Big Pharma’s gonna have RFK Jr taken out. Calling it now. 100
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025The reason the world didn't end in 2012 was because PSY turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style. 021
Reposted by Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t. 214138693146
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I was going to try an all almond diet, but that’s just nuts. 010
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025RFK Jr looks like the painting in Dorian Gray’s attic. 021
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Alexa! Blast me some of that gangsta shit from the 90s, so I can recite every lyric word for word and remind mothafuckas who they fuckin with! 040
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Corvettes are gender-affirming care for old men with white hair and broken dicks. I said what I said. 000
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Dagon is the best Resident Evil movie, and I will die on that hill. 000
Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 21/07/2025(Hitting keys on my Mac’s keyboard… like an idiot.) Why the hell isn’t my typewriter worki—D’OH!!! 😣😅 000